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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

After a lengthy investigation, the cops decided the eggs hadn't been stolen, they had simply been mislaid.

06/05/17 17:25:57

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

PC Richards looks like she's had an oeuf for one night.

06/05/17 12:01:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

Bacon and egg.

06/05/17 12:30:17

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Looks like a classic B and E to me. --Adrian C
GeeDee Vote score: 2858GeeDee

Police were Scrambled to the farm in the middle of the night.

06/05/17 12:04:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13295Vanessa the Guesser

"Who had poached them?", she mused.

06/05/17 12:03:21

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

Egg and CHiPs.

06/05/17 12:29:21

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

It was hard to decide who the culprit was. In the end the police decided it was six of one and half a dozen of the other.

06/05/17 17:34:59

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Police are on high alert in case Breggsit gets messy.

06/05/17 17:33:05

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23090Ian Skelding

WPC Smith on the beat

06/05/17 15:34:49

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

As the last of the rioters dispersed, it became apparent that somebody had been egging them on.

06/05/17 21:48:32

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"No WPC Williams ... counterfeit xbox"

06/05/17 14:46:29

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20949John Glover

"I know I'm late Guv, don't tell me, the case has already been cracked."

06/05/17 14:14:37

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2858GeeDee

Police are still searching for the Suspect who is described as a Large oval character with skinny legs and arms they believe his name is Humpty Dumpty Police are warning the public to not approach him as he has a Split Personality

06/05/17 12:06:43

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BUT! other people may like crackhead! But what can yer do?! --tony kelly
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11077Neil Mackenzie

On the Self Defence course her Male Colleagues had laughed and said she couldn't box eggs. She proved them wrong.

06/05/17 16:50:38

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20949John Glover

Police had to arrive on foot, as the helicopter had already been scrambled.
(nod to 12.04.06)

06/05/17 14:11:56

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

Cracked Lives Matter.

06/05/17 12:27:44

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Shell shocked

06/05/17 12:12:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13295Vanessa the Guesser

Officers were left with egg on their faces after a bungled coop attempt.

06/05/17 12:10:02

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Good Coop, Bad Coop? --Michael Winner
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

No-one was going past Maureen until Health and Safety had concluded their whisk assessment.

06/05/17 12:06:39

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

Custardy officer.

06/05/17 12:03:39

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

''Freeze! Hands behind your back while I have a word in your shell-like, Mister.''

06/05/17 12:03:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Eggstra police are drafted in after break-in at chicken factory.

06/05/17 12:00:08

 
Gf j Vote score: 486Gf j

"The chicken must have tried to cross the road", concluded Officer Sloman.

07/05/17 5:53:03

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5027Kenny Ireland

Crack unit.

06/05/17 21:38:03

 
Richard Burns Vote score: 375Richard Burns

Riot squad scrambled when tempers reach boiling point as poachers are whisked away amid accusations of beating by police. Charges laid, suspects cooped up in custody, case cracked.

06/05/17 19:47:26

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

On second thoughts, maybe tasering the fork lift operator before he put down his load of eggs hadn't been such a good idea.

06/05/17 17:45:27

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Officer: "We believe they fled on foot."
Journalist: "How do you know?"
Officer: "They were runny eggs."

06/05/17 16:18:05

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15345Dan Nicholls

They have found a hen with guilty look on her beak and a gaping anus. Police are looking into it.

06/05/17 15:13:24

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

The victims were toast

06/05/17 14:50:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6513Vivvy En

WPC Matthews was hoping to be a smash hit on the Eggs Factor

06/05/17 14:27:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32667Tony Edwards

Mother hen

06/05/17 13:00:20

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10281Mr Dome

Surrounded by all these eggs made WPC Jones a bit of an emotional wreck as she'd just returned to work after having a hysterectomy

06/05/17 12:31:01

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32667Tony Edwards

WPC Muldoon has to close the eggspressway after a lorry sheds it's load.

06/05/17 12:19:56

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13295Vanessa the Guesser

Questioning revealed that she was the only one who hadn't been laid last night.

06/05/17 12:19:05

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1116Glad You Remember

A suspect was later charged with eggshell bodily harm.

07/05/17 11:10:01

 
Adrian C Vote score: 30Adrian C

Cops suspect fowl play.

06/05/17 16:20:30

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2858GeeDee

Woman Police Officer accused of Battery at Hen Farm

06/05/17 12:02:52

 
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