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Soldiers have been dispatched to wipe out an Alien invasion

24/11/19 12:05:28

''You've got face on your egg.''

24/11/19 12:03:10

The Eggs Files

24/11/19 12:07:23

"Welcome to oeuf!"

24/11/19 12:00:38

Eggstraterrestrial

24/11/19 12:00:09

Eggstra-terrestrial

24/11/19 12:00:05

He arrived in his U-Oeuf-O.

24/11/19 16:24:26

Nice to see he's finally come out of his shell.

24/11/19 12:00:41

Getting laid by a flightless bird is not all it's cracked up to be!

24/11/19 12:21:09

Albumen from Mars

24/11/19 12:11:07

Must be from the sunny side of the moon

24/11/19 12:07:24

"What is from outer space, has no legs, but always runs?"

24/11/19 13:07:57

"For the earth, it's OVER. Now you decide: Will it be over hard, or over easy?"

24/11/19 13:02:25

Yolko Ono

24/11/19 12:17:16

Funny side up

24/11/19 12:00:51

Meanwhile, in a breakfast bar in Roswell...

24/11/19 12:00:22

Eat T

24/11/19 12:00:10

On this occasion "I'm going to eat your face" turned out to be more than just an idle threat.

25/11/19 8:52:10

"WAIT, he could have a good side..."

24/11/19 13:04:17

I saw it emerge from a UFO (Unidentified Frying Object)

24/11/19 12:08:11

"I'm not full English."

24/11/19 19:21:42

No one would have believed in the last minutes of breakfast time that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own...

24/11/19 18:37:03

"This one must be yours Dear".

24/11/19 16:45:48

"We should have beaten them".

24/11/19 16:36:07

♪Hey you with the sad face
Come on to my plate
And divvy up♪

24/11/19 13:45:52

HRH has taken the silver spoon out of Andrew's mouth

24/11/19 12:58:32

"Will pass on the bacon...I know where it's been"

24/11/19 12:52:12

Comet Dine With Me

24/11/19 12:23:12

...Their Devil eggs are out of this world"

24/11/19 12:09:11

,,,Just lends itself to a "Dave" caption"

24/11/19 12:04:10

It looks like nothing on oeuf.

24/11/19 12:03:10

He was commissioned to make pictures using eggs. Unfortunately this one looked more like Prince Andrew than Prince William.

25/11/19 8:50:27

Paul:"Its probing time, fucknuts."

24/11/19 22:59:22

'look at the size of that saucer!'

24/11/19 19:57:32

Mum was she’ll shocked when she cracked this double yolker.

24/11/19 19:04:44

"After the invasion, you puny Earthlings will be under our yoke."

24/11/19 18:38:26

You think YOUR cholesterol is high?

24/11/19 18:33:27

I told you it was a cookbook.

24/11/19 18:31:19

Henvasion

24/11/19 17:20:00

Greyfriers.

24/11/19 16:41:44

Grey white.

24/11/19 16:39:16

Travellers fare.

24/11/19 16:32:15

Egg on your face arsehole!

24/11/19 13:52:32

"There's more, in the PAN..."

24/11/19 13:29:09

How many more of these pictures of Michael Gove?

24/11/19 13:15:34

"Looks like there IS life on Ma's plate after all!"

24/11/19 12:31:32

"Well, at least we now know what came first..."

24/11/19 12:27:36

Freyed eggs

24/11/19 12:27:23

''Would you like some peas?''

''No, I'm waiting for a space chip.''

24/11/19 12:25:23

Poached Encounters of the Third Kind

24/11/19 12:12:07

Take me to your larder

24/11/19 12:08:22

John Roe

24/11/19 12:04:49

Available only at Dairyea 51.

24/11/19 12:01:58

"Are you going to eat me?"

24/11/19 12:01:50

Eggor always hated Fry days.

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