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Soldiers have been dispatched to wipe out an Alien invasion
24/11/19 12:05:28
''You've got face on your egg.''
24/11/19 12:03:10
The Eggs Files
24/11/19 12:07:23
"Welcome to oeuf!"
24/11/19 12:00:38
Eggstraterrestrial
24/11/19 12:00:09
Eggstra-terrestrial
24/11/19 12:00:05
He arrived in his U-Oeuf-O.
24/11/19 16:24:26
Nice to see he's finally come out of his shell.
24/11/19 12:00:41
Getting laid by a flightless bird is not all it's cracked up to be!
24/11/19 12:21:09
Albumen from Mars
24/11/19 12:11:07
Must be from the sunny side of the moon
24/11/19 12:07:24
"What is from outer space, has no legs, but always runs?"
24/11/19 13:07:57
"For the earth, it's OVER. Now you decide: Will it be over hard, or over easy?"
24/11/19 13:02:25
Yolko Ono
24/11/19 12:17:16
Funny side up
24/11/19 12:00:51
Meanwhile, in a breakfast bar in Roswell...
24/11/19 12:00:22
Eat T
24/11/19 12:00:10
On this occasion "I'm going to eat your face" turned out to be more than just an idle threat.
25/11/19 8:52:10
"WAIT, he could have a good side..."
24/11/19 13:04:17
I saw it emerge from a UFO (Unidentified Frying Object)
24/11/19 12:08:11
"I'm not full English."
24/11/19 19:21:42
No one would have believed in the last minutes of breakfast time that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own...
24/11/19 18:37:03
"This one must be yours Dear".
24/11/19 16:45:48
"We should have beaten them".
24/11/19 16:36:07
♪Hey you with the sad face Come on to my plateAnd divvy up♪
24/11/19 13:45:52
HRH has taken the silver spoon out of Andrew's mouth
24/11/19 12:58:32
"Will pass on the bacon...I know where it's been"
24/11/19 12:52:12
Comet Dine With Me
24/11/19 12:23:12
...Their Devil eggs are out of this world"
24/11/19 12:09:11
,,,Just lends itself to a "Dave" caption"
24/11/19 12:04:10
It looks like nothing on oeuf.
Rinse before putting in the dishwasher, or expect Klingons.
Sun 11:18:02
He was commissioned to make pictures using eggs. Unfortunately this one looked more like Prince Andrew than Prince William.
25/11/19 8:50:27
Paul:"Its probing time, fucknuts."
24/11/19 22:59:22
'look at the size of that saucer!'
24/11/19 19:57:32
Mum was she’ll shocked when she cracked this double yolker.
24/11/19 19:04:44
"Baked bean to your leader"
24/11/19 18:39:37
"After the invasion, you puny Earthlings will be under our yoke."
24/11/19 18:38:26
Ova looked
24/11/19 18:36:51
You think YOUR cholesterol is high?
24/11/19 18:33:27
I told you it was a cookbook.
24/11/19 18:31:19
Henvasion
24/11/19 17:20:00
Greyfriers.
24/11/19 16:41:44
Grey white.
24/11/19 16:39:16
Travellers fare.
24/11/19 16:32:15
Egg on your face arsehole!
24/11/19 13:52:32
"There's more, in the PAN..."
24/11/19 13:29:09
How many more of these pictures of Michael Gove?
24/11/19 13:15:34
"Looks like there IS life on Ma's plate after all!"
24/11/19 12:31:32
"Well, at least we now know what came first..."
24/11/19 12:27:36
Freyed eggs
24/11/19 12:27:23
''Would you like some peas?''''No, I'm waiting for a space chip.''
24/11/19 12:25:23
Poached Encounters of the Third Kind
24/11/19 12:12:07
Take me to your larder
24/11/19 12:08:22
John Roe
24/11/19 12:04:49
Available only at Dairyea 51.
24/11/19 12:01:58
"Are you going to eat me?"
24/11/19 12:01:50
Eggor always hated Fry days.
24/11/19 12:00:07
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