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The Wolf Vote score: 4912The Wolf

Soldiers have been dispatched to wipe out an Alien invasion

24/11/19 12:05:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6155Dave Bryan

''You've got face on your egg.''

24/11/19 12:03:10

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 996Glad You Remember

The Eggs Files

24/11/19 12:07:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5219Stephen Bean

"Welcome to oeuf!"

24/11/19 12:00:38

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7261Chris Keegan

Eggstraterrestrial

24/11/19 12:00:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5219Stephen Bean

Eggstra-terrestrial

24/11/19 12:00:05

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 491Generic RedHead

He arrived in his U-Oeuf-O.

24/11/19 16:24:26

 
dave the rave Vote score: 138dave the rave

Nice to see he's finally come out of his shell.

24/11/19 12:00:41

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3254Karyn Harrison

Getting laid by a flightless bird is not all it's cracked up to be!

24/11/19 12:21:09

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 996Glad You Remember

Albumen from Mars

24/11/19 12:11:07

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2797Stu Dent

Must be from the sunny side of the moon

24/11/19 12:07:24

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5813Greg Curtis

"What is from outer space, has no legs, but always runs?"

24/11/19 13:07:57

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5813Greg Curtis

"For the earth, it's OVER. Now you decide: Will it be over hard, or over easy?"

24/11/19 13:02:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30259Tony Edwards

Yolko Ono

24/11/19 12:17:16

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 6155Dave Bryan

Funny side up

24/11/19 12:00:51

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37677Welsh Rarebit

Meanwhile, in a breakfast bar in Roswell...

24/11/19 12:00:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37677Welsh Rarebit

Eat T

24/11/19 12:00:10

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 757Willie Johnson

On this occasion "I'm going to eat your face" turned out to be more than just an idle threat.

25/11/19 8:52:10

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5813Greg Curtis

"WAIT, he could have a good side..."

24/11/19 13:04:17

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 996Glad You Remember

I saw it emerge from a UFO (Unidentified Frying Object)

24/11/19 12:08:11

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4824C CaMel

"I'm not full English."

24/11/19 19:21:42

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 996Glad You Remember

No one would have believed in the last minutes of breakfast time that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own...

24/11/19 18:37:03

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4366Kenny Ireland

"This one must be yours Dear".

24/11/19 16:45:48

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4366Kenny Ireland

"We should have beaten them".

24/11/19 16:36:07

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4740Vivvy En

♪Hey you with the sad face
Come on to my plate
And divvy up♪

24/11/19 13:45:52

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 314Gavin Smithers

HRH has taken the silver spoon out of Andrew's mouth

24/11/19 12:58:32

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2524Trace Sarge

"Will pass on the bacon...I know where it's been"

24/11/19 12:52:12

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9553Vanessa the Guesser

Comet Dine With Me

24/11/19 12:23:12

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 127Jack Joyce

...Their Devil eggs are out of this world"

24/11/19 12:09:11

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 127Jack Joyce

,,,Just lends itself to a "Dave" caption"

24/11/19 12:04:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19614John Glover

It looks like nothing on oeuf.

24/11/19 12:03:10

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 996Glad You Remember

Rinse before putting in the dishwasher, or expect Klingons.

Sun 11:18:02

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 757Willie Johnson

He was commissioned to make pictures using eggs. Unfortunately this one looked more like Prince Andrew than Prince William.

25/11/19 8:50:27

 
Mark Wilson Mark Wilson

Paul:"Its probing time, fucknuts."

24/11/19 22:59:22

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4824C CaMel

'look at the size of that saucer!'

24/11/19 19:57:32

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9578Neil Mackenzie

Mum was she’ll shocked when she cracked this double yolker.

24/11/19 19:04:44

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 996Glad You Remember

"Baked bean to your leader"

24/11/19 18:39:37

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 996Glad You Remember

"After the invasion, you puny Earthlings will be under our yoke."

24/11/19 18:38:26

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 996Glad You Remember

Ova looked

24/11/19 18:36:51

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1346Scrijjy Doo

You think YOUR cholesterol is high?

24/11/19 18:33:27

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1346Scrijjy Doo

I told you it was a cookbook.

24/11/19 18:31:19

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5813Greg Curtis

Henvasion

24/11/19 17:20:00

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4366Kenny Ireland

Greyfriers.

24/11/19 16:41:44

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4366Kenny Ireland

Grey white.

24/11/19 16:39:16

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4366Kenny Ireland

Travellers fare.

24/11/19 16:32:15

 
Dev B Vote score: 427Dev B

Egg on your face arsehole!

24/11/19 13:52:32

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5813Greg Curtis

"There's more, in the PAN..."

24/11/19 13:29:09

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22366Michael Winner

How many more of these pictures of Michael Gove?

24/11/19 13:15:34

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3254Karyn Harrison

"Looks like there IS life on Ma's plate after all!"

24/11/19 12:31:32

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4912The Wolf

"Well, at least we now know what came first..."

24/11/19 12:27:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30259Tony Edwards

Freyed eggs

24/11/19 12:27:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6155Dave Bryan

''Would you like some peas?''

''No, I'm waiting for a space chip.''

24/11/19 12:25:23

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5977Hercules Rockefeller

Poached Encounters of the Third Kind

24/11/19 12:12:07

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2797Stu Dent

Take me to your larder

24/11/19 12:08:22

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7803Mr Dome

John Roe

24/11/19 12:04:49

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4764Chris Halliwell

Available only at Dairyea 51.

24/11/19 12:01:58

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3254Karyn Harrison

"Are you going to eat me?"

24/11/19 12:01:50

 
dave the rave Vote score: 138dave the rave

Eggor always hated Fry days.

24/11/19 12:00:07

 
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