clever x3

Julie was beginning to regret buying her bras from Amazon.

04/06/19 22:19:52

"Bloody thing's just nipped me", said the Snake.

04/06/19 20:21:13

Snakes on elane

04/06/19 20:22:51

Bra constrictor

04/06/19 20:00:03

''The python won't leave me alone. I think it's got a crush on me.''

04/06/19 22:08:13

"I know it looks extreme but I heard Donald Trump was in town, I'm not taking any chances"

04/06/19 20:30:46

They're nice but you should see her Asp.

04/06/19 20:06:55

Montitty Python

04/06/19 22:23:11

J.K. Rowling finally finds a way to make Slytherin more likable.

04/06/19 21:58:37

Brasssssssiere

04/06/19 20:34:18

Should have gone to Ssssssssspec Sssssssssavers...

04/06/19 20:10:31

She has a trouser snake as well

04/06/19 20:09:01

Ereptile dysfunction.

04/06/19 20:04:09

Retitulated Python

04/06/19 20:00:23

I’m not usually very public spirited but when the snake bit her, I went straight to suck the poison out. How was I to know it was non venomous.

05/06/19 6:57:07

Stormy Daniels was getting suspicious about the new bra Donald Trump had sent her.

05/06/19 0:26:12

'oh for fucks snake'

04/06/19 21:49:11

She adder a good time with them and got one to viper chest.

04/06/19 21:12:52

Milk snake

04/06/19 21:02:18

"Now all I need is a nice Pythong and I'm ready for my hot date"

04/06/19 20:13:53

Brasilisk

04/06/19 20:04:46

Porn Snake

04/06/19 20:00:55

Apparently, if you throw a few quid at her she does the Full Monty Python.

04/06/19 20:00:10

Say what you will about her bra. It gives her good sssssupport.

05/06/19 23:01:38

Anna Conder has mislaid her name badge.

05/06/19 10:11:57

Is Jill looking at her rattlers?

05/06/19 5:31:26

Hey Snake-Tits!

05/06/19 2:32:56

Anna Conda

04/06/19 23:30:58

Mystery shopper.

04/06/19 22:56:13

Carrie Potter..."better be slither in"
Nod to 21.58.37

04/06/19 22:33:59

What are you doing rattling around in my bra?

04/06/19 21:10:48

Oh well at least my bra looks full now

04/06/19 21:08:34

Dolly Python

04/06/19 20:59:28

Medusa bra

04/06/19 20:56:09

"I thought the Titanoboa was extinct?"

04/06/19 20:46:38

Although most women in Walmart have massive boobs, Jessica wants hers scaling down.

04/06/19 20:35:56

Dawn carried a snake in her bra to distract people from the hissing noise of her deflating falsies

04/06/19 20:33:30

"Hey, this guy behind me has only got one sock on, what a weirdo"

04/06/19 20:22:19

When they said it's cold outside, adder extra layer.....

04/06/19 20:22:03

"...see the snake as it moves in its unique way of swishing side to side before feeding on its prey of lonely women... The Widow Viper"

04/06/19 20:20:19

"Where's ya snake?"
"In ma pit"

04/06/19 20:18:35

It was always fun playing snake on the nokias

04/06/19 20:16:28

Snake charmers.

04/06/19 20:07:15

KaaBra

04/06/19 20:04:17

Vision Center? Should have gone to Specsavers.

04/06/19 20:02:51

Congrats on the delivery of your bouncing baby boa, Miss Eve!

04/06/19 20:00:45

See serpent

04/06/19 20:00:31

Mambra

04/06/19 20:00:12

It must be a Co-bra.

04/06/19 20:00:10