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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34560Welsh Rarebit

"There, the engine's purring nicely now..."

27/01/19 20:00:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7384Vanessa the Guesser

Tool kit

27/01/19 20:00:08

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1415Stu Dent

Carfield

27/01/19 20:32:03

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1415Stu Dent

Finally found someone to fix that squeak

27/01/19 20:00:06

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21253Michael Winner

"There's your problem right there, mate- hiring a mechanic without opposable thumbs."

27/01/19 20:17:39

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4587Chris Halliwell

Catalytic converter.

27/01/19 20:00:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28610Tony Edwards

Fagpuss

27/01/19 20:43:45

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1102James Lennox

Sick of losing fights to the local alley cat, Tabby decided to even the odds.

27/01/19 20:58:19

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 154Charles Gilbert

"Okay, try it meow."

28/01/19 0:55:39

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18483John Glover

"Nicking cars is hard work, I'm really a better cat burglar."

27/01/19 20:52:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28610Tony Edwards

Renault Mogane specialist.

27/01/19 20:04:19

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1102James Lennox

Before you make any jokes about smoking pussies, I warn you, I'm tooled up.

27/01/19 20:00:29

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3997C CaMel

'To fix the engine I'll need a tuna.'

28/01/19 5:57:41

 
Dot Old Vote score: 366Dot Old

CAT spanner

27/01/19 21:57:10

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 746Karen Oakenfull

Will it Go Cat?

27/01/19 21:52:32

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5166Glyn Evans

Tom Gear

27/01/19 21:04:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3222Dave Bryan

''Do you want your tool Bag-puss?''

27/01/19 20:44:50

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4784Chris Keegan

"When you said there's not a cat in hells chance it'll fixed by tomorrow..."

27/01/19 20:23:10

 
Moe Ireland Moe Ireland

"I can wait here all day Darlene....where is the gawd damn catnip ?"

27/01/19 20:15:24

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1955Karyn Harrison

Tiddles was just a cat but when he smoked Embassy Regal he felt like a king.

27/01/19 20:02:22

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1490Crunchy Chords

Le chat:
“I am sorrhy, Monsieur, but I must tell you: your car, she ees, how you say, a piece of sheet.”

27/01/19 20:01:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1480The Wolf

Felix tow

27/01/19 20:00:07

 
G fj Vote score: 481G fj

"What, if I let go of the spanner it wouldn't act as a pussy magnet??!!

29/01/19 16:14:39

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4019Kenny Ireland

Tom Farmer.

28/01/19 12:53:26

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4019Kenny Ireland

CataRAC.

28/01/19 12:49:54

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 346Lawrence Day

Free fixing kit, with each number plate.

28/01/19 11:39:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8911Neil Mackenzie

Piston broke he went on the Volkswagen, before moving on to other makes.

28/01/19 7:22:18

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 198Generic RedHead

"Ask me how I'm "feline" again, I dare you"

28/01/19 4:12:37

 
larry G. Vote score: 1114larry G.

Thinking outside the toolbox.

28/01/19 3:24:07

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 746Karen Oakenfull

“I can’t smell an oil leak but I can definitely smell Whiskers.

27/01/19 22:10:07

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6095Mr Dome

And now on Five, The World's Strongest Cat 2019

27/01/19 21:46:17

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20128Ian Skelding

Puss in boots

27/01/19 21:08:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3222Dave Bryan

''It needs a new mog lamp.''

27/01/19 21:04:08

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3831Vivvy En

-"Monsieur, I will take her off your hands but she has seen better days."
-"D'accord. Her name is Nicole."
-"Monsieur, I was meaning the Clio."

27/01/19 20:47:41

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 1840Tracey Sarge

In paw condition

27/01/19 20:46:30

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 579Spycenwolf

"Yup, it hit your car pretty bad. Be straight with me: it was a Greyhound, right?"

27/01/19 20:41:35

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20128Ian Skelding

"See, told you the handbrake wasn't working."

27/01/19 20:40:18

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 579Spycenwolf

After winning the wrench, Mr. Tibbles was trying to win a car this time.

27/01/19 20:37:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20128Ian Skelding

"Impereal or Vet trick?"

27/01/19 20:29:19

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1490Crunchy Chords

"An old Renault like this? You're looking at a complete engine rebuild, it's gonna take me a week, and it'll set you back at least a thousand squid."

27/01/19 20:22:14

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1102James Lennox

"I took the job just to learn how to open cans. Fifteen years later ..."

27/01/19 20:03:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7384Vanessa the Guesser

Look what the cat's dragged in.

27/01/19 20:02:55

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34560Welsh Rarebit

Meowchanic

27/01/19 20:01:03

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28610Tony Edwards

Cat mechanic

27/01/19 20:00:55

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1415Stu Dent

Kit Stop

27/01/19 20:00:23

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1480The Wolf

Piston engine

27/01/19 20:00:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34560Welsh Rarebit

You can't get quicker than a Kit-Fit fitter

27/01/19 20:00:05

 
Molly R Vote score: 760Molly R

Mechanicat

27/01/19 20:00:04

 
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