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Dont you just hate it when things from Amazon are left outside?
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 3727Chris Keegan

Don't you just hate it when things from Amazon are left outside?

13/10/18 8:11:35

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19602John Llamas

Some say he’s massive, I say he’s my newt.

13/10/18 7:22:01

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 924Funny Bean




Man wearing T-rex costume to work
run over by mobility scooter.

13/10/18 7:00:08

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

"No,YOU tell it to keep off the grass."

13/10/18 7:18:33

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Toad kill

13/10/18 10:17:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11375Dan Nicholls

What. Have. You. Fed. The. Dog?!!

13/10/18 7:00:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33504Welsh Rarebit

"Excuse me, can you tell me way to the nearest pond? as I'm newt to this town."

13/10/18 7:01:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18024John Glover

"Hello sarge, I think we're on the trail of the escaped elephant, better call in a vetinary, I don't think it's at all well."

13/10/18 10:47:17

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2633GeeDee

Is that a Platypus?
No,its a Flatypus..

13/10/18 9:27:46

 
Mark England Vote score: 14106Mark England

A disadvantage of owning a Great Dane is that you need a bin bag to clean up his poop

13/10/18 8:47:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19758Ian Skelding

"Of all the sculptures to nick you chose Tracey Emin's 'My Placenta.'"

13/10/18 8:36:55

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11375Dan Nicholls

He was fine when he had his massive shell, but ever since we took it away he's been very sluggish.

13/10/18 7:46:46

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11375Dan Nicholls

The last tadpole in Chernobyl

13/10/18 7:00:35

 
Martin Veith Vote score: 977Martin Veith

God, I hope it's a shower and not a grower.

13/10/18 22:14:28

 
larry G. Vote score: 1065larry G.

Squashed on alligator alley.

13/10/18 21:19:46

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 148Sam Cass

Salamander Grundy, took ill on a Thursday...

13/10/18 18:50:13

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 506Carey Sutton

Who ran over my dachshund?

13/10/18 16:19:45

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 105Generic RedHead

"Amphibian?"
"No I'm telling the truth"

13/10/18 12:44:56

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 105Generic RedHead

Headline: Piers Morgan pictured after heavy night out.

13/10/18 12:44:16

 
Sam Dance Vote score: 120Sam Dance

I said Monster.com not Monsters...Get a Job!!!

13/10/18 10:26:43

 
Sam Dance Vote score: 120Sam Dance

Road-Kill-er

13/10/18 10:22:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27785Tony Edwards

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle escapes the sewers.

13/10/18 8:53:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5463Mr Dome

How to Drain Your Dragon

13/10/18 8:39:55

 
G fj Vote score: 421G fj

Newton's floor

13/10/18 8:08:52

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11375Dan Nicholls

Depressed giant slug heads for salt in suicide bid.

13/10/18 7:47:42

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4957Glyn Evans

"The flat headed newt is known for it's speed, but on this occasion it's enjoying floor cocaine"

13/10/18 7:33:04

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3727Chris Keegan

Never mind that! Have you seen the size of that lettuce over there!

13/10/18 7:25:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2444Dave Bryan

''Hello, hello, hello, hello.''

''Can you hear the gecko?''

13/10/18 7:12:01

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5070Hercules Rockefeller

"Hey, Dave, I think your pet is leaking all over the sidewalk."

13/10/18 7:07:43

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

♪ "I tawt I taw a puddy tat.......oh."

13/10/18 7:05:51

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33504Welsh Rarebit

"Is it a frog?"
"No, it's a turd."

13/10/18 7:01:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11375Dan Nicholls

Tramphibian

13/10/18 7:01:38

 
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