clever

Don't you just hate it when things from Amazon are left outside?

13/10/18 9:11:35

Some say he’s massive, I say he’s my newt.

13/10/18 8:22:01

Man wearing T-rex costume to work
run over by mobility scooter.

13/10/18 8:00:08

"No,YOU tell it to keep off the grass."

13/10/18 8:18:33

Toad kill

13/10/18 11:17:56

What. Have. You. Fed. The. Dog?!!

13/10/18 8:00:08

"Excuse me, can you tell me way to the nearest pond? as I'm newt to this town."

13/10/18 8:01:05

"Hello sarge, I think we're on the trail of the escaped elephant, better call in a vetinary, I don't think it's at all well."

13/10/18 11:47:17

Is that a Platypus?
No,its a Flatypus..

13/10/18 10:27:46

A disadvantage of owning a Great Dane is that you need a bin bag to clean up his poop

13/10/18 9:47:32

"Of all the sculptures to nick you chose Tracey Emin's 'My Placenta.'"

13/10/18 9:36:55

He was fine when he had his massive shell, but ever since we took it away he's been very sluggish.

13/10/18 8:46:46

The last tadpole in Chernobyl

13/10/18 8:00:35

God, I hope it's a shower and not a grower.

13/10/18 23:14:28

Squashed on alligator alley.

13/10/18 22:19:46

Salamander Grundy, took ill on a Thursday...

13/10/18 19:50:13

Who ran over my dachshund?

13/10/18 17:19:45

"Amphibian?"
"No I'm telling the truth"

13/10/18 13:44:56

Headline: Piers Morgan pictured after heavy night out.

13/10/18 13:44:16

I said Monster.com not Monsters...Get a Job!!!

13/10/18 11:26:43

Road-Kill-er

13/10/18 11:22:39

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle escapes the sewers.

13/10/18 9:53:25

How to Drain Your Dragon

13/10/18 9:39:55

Newton's floor

13/10/18 9:08:52

Depressed giant slug heads for salt in suicide bid.

13/10/18 8:47:42

"The flat headed newt is known for it's speed, but on this occasion it's enjoying floor cocaine"

13/10/18 8:33:04

Never mind that! Have you seen the size of that lettuce over there!

13/10/18 8:25:48

''Hello, hello, hello, hello.''

''Can you hear the gecko?''

13/10/18 8:12:01

"Hey, Dave, I think your pet is leaking all over the sidewalk."

13/10/18 8:07:43

♪ "I tawt I taw a puddy tat.......oh."

13/10/18 8:05:51

"Is it a frog?"
"No, it's a turd."

13/10/18 8:01:42

Tramphibian

13/10/18 8:01:38