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Its humiliating when your mum still insists on stitching name labels to your clothes.
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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2630Karyn Harrison

It's humiliating when your mum still insists on stitching name labels to your clothes.

07/09/19 8:46:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5068Dave Bryan

Another captioneer collapses with exhaustion after trying to think of something funny.

07/09/19 8:44:43

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James Lennox Vote score: 2582James Lennox

Three people voted for this photo. Explain yourselves.

07/09/19 8:17:07

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It wouldn't surprise me if Anon had something to do with it. --Dave Bryan
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5716Hercules Rockefeller

"Can't believe I got the hair gel & the super glue mixed up again."

07/09/19 8:01:04

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19303John Glover

"His mate Sid was right, there's nothing quite like being given a blow job in the great outdoors."

07/09/19 12:38:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29751Tony Edwards

Someone needs to pick up the Bill.

07/09/19 9:13:07

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2630Karyn Harrison

Trying to think of something witty to say about a dog in the lotus position was bloody difficult.

07/09/19 8:52:24

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 194Lee Hauxwell

Bill bored

07/09/19 8:46:51

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 947Glad You Remember

♫ "I always feel like somebody's watching me..."
"That'll be the camera."

08/09/19 18:40:37

 
Mark England Vote score: 15225Mark England

He was only 5ft 2 and in the village he was known for being a massive fan of the band, Queen. Everywhere he went people would point and sing...
🎵 Wee Bill, Wee Bill, Rockwell🎵

07/09/19 11:55:11

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 413Willie Johnson

Bill Rockwell lays down exhausted after getting THE perfect caption picture on his smartphone.
Little did he know that his phone was in selfie mode.

07/09/19 9:48:01

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3816The Wolf

A man with extreme scalp psoriasis has aggressively ripped off his own head whilst attempting to relieve the itching. The man has been named locally as Dave and his family have been informed. NHS England recommend that people who suffer from extreme scalp psoriasis should wash their hair with medicated shampoo several times a day, and should only consider head removal as a last resort.

07/09/19 9:22:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7103Mr Dome

Finally, Gulliver is laid to rest

07/09/19 11:47:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3895Stephen Bean

*meditating* Hope Rover's right this'll cure my alopecia.

07/09/19 10:16:30

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1034Scrijjy Doo

He doesn't seem to rock that well.

07/09/19 10:05:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3895Stephen Bean

The strain of multiple personality disorder leads anon to reveal his true identity.

07/09/19 9:43:48

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Anna Caddy Vote score: 245Anna Caddy

Sleeping Beauty has a lot of whiskers to pluck when she wakes up

07/09/19 9:38:01

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4404Vivvy En

Red-hot

07/09/19 9:12:24

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6207Chris Keegan

Good morning James Lennox, you're a head.

07/09/19 8:38:30

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Just thinking james, if you're on Saturday evening could you possibly stop captioning for a moment and provide me with the lottery results? --Chris Keegan
Stu Dent Vote score: 2443Stu Dent

Just William

07/09/19 8:36:21

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2443Stu Dent

I did and he didn't pay

07/09/19 8:25:07

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8780Vanessa the Guesser

Gigolo Dave braced himself as he saw the 30 stone woman approaching.

07/09/19 8:14:10

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2582James Lennox

Don't you just hate it when you're trying to have a nap in the park and some fellow with hairy forearms comes along and starts playing with your hair?

07/09/19 8:00:27

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36561Welsh Rarebit

Knackered Billk

07/09/19 8:00:19

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9316Neil Mackenzie

An asteroid would of hit earth if Harry Kaine hadn’t jumped up and headed it back into space, however he may miss the World Cup.

07/09/19 8:00:18

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36561Welsh Rarebit

Are headlice getting you down?

07/09/19 8:00:08

 
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