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The Wolf Vote score: 3816The Wolf

Oh no, not more Johnson supporters.

10/09/19 20:00:16

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One is all I need. --Willie Johnson
Vivvy En Vote score: 4404Vivvy En

I wouldn't - he's a bit of a knob

10/09/19 20:24:29

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

What a way to make Tom and Harry feel like shyte!

10/09/19 20:40:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29751Tony Edwards

Dick's got the clap.

10/09/19 20:13:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19303John Glover

"What about Dave!"

10/09/19 20:06:43

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 5068Dave Bryan

''We just can't keep our Nixon.''

Wed 7:49:37

 
stone face Vote score: 4797stone face

They are always looking for new members.

10/09/19 20:02:54

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3816The Wolf

General Erection

10/09/19 20:00:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9316Neil Mackenzie

Tom and Harry felt dejected.

10/09/19 20:44:14

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10995 Smuldo

Elect Oral Vote

10/09/19 20:41:06

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 91Sauce Pan

They pick Dick, but willy pick them?

10/09/19 20:05:15

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I would Willie think so. --Willie Johnson
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1992Crunchy Chords

The closet lesbian doth protest too much, methinks.

10/09/19 20:00:43

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36561Welsh Rarebit

Bet the protest won't make a vas deferens to the outcome.

10/09/19 20:00:25

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10995 Smuldo

He won by a glandslide.

10/09/19 20:38:48

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2443Stu Dent

womb with a view

10/09/19 20:01:36

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1992Crunchy Chords

Mary believed that women should be recognised for their role in the hygiene of uncircumcised husbands.

10/09/19 20:00:09

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1034Scrijjy Doo

And that's how Trump got elected.

10/09/19 23:38:16

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 378Generic RedHead

He's a rising star.

10/09/19 21:47:50

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10995 Smuldo

"So, vote for John Thomas... "

10/09/19 20:27:47

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20831Ian Skelding

"That's a bit below the belt."

10/09/19 20:19:01

 
stone face Vote score: 4797stone face

They hope to start a mass debate.

10/09/19 20:08:45

 
stone face Vote score: 4797stone face

It was a stiff choice.

10/09/19 20:05:45

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1992Crunchy Chords

I Opt for Ovaries!

10/09/19 20:01:07

 
larry G. Vote score: 1343larry G.

“If we could only find it.”

Thu 21:40:00

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 413Willie Johnson

Got to admit, he's got balls.

Wed 8:55:21

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 265Charles Gilbert

FFS! It's RICHARD!

Wed 5:57:17

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 413Willie Johnson

Buoyed by his supporters, his lead began to swell. Soon he was standing out from the pack. The excitement was nearing its climax, but the best was yet to come.

10/09/19 23:38:07

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 413Willie Johnson

I bet Willie Johnson regrets coming late to the party.

10/09/19 22:53:10

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 194Lee Hauxwell

Smeg ma's

10/09/19 22:52:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3895Stephen Bean

Mavis and Mildred were proud of their job... casting for Emmanuelle.

10/09/19 22:29:11

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12890Dan Nicholls

Unfortunately Dick had no staying power and lost his deposit.

10/09/19 22:22:48

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 111Madeline Charlton

But Dom would go on to be the one they all secretly hoped to mob!

10/09/19 22:06:21

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4594C CaMel

A painful miner's strike

10/09/19 22:02:26

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7103Mr Dome

Far better than getting strawberries

10/09/19 21:25:31

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

The sign of the size.

10/09/19 21:21:23

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4966Paul Reeve

The ladies that made the sandwiches had a placard that read...We Pick Nick.

10/09/19 20:57:39

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5554Glyn Evans

Prostaters

10/09/19 20:43:56

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

Hark at plane Jane

10/09/19 20:31:21

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4594C CaMel

AND WE
DECLINA
V****A

10/09/19 20:28:41

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2443Stu Dent

Droopies

10/09/19 20:27:05

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20831Ian Skelding

It was to be 'Choose DIck' but these Ladies had already done that.

10/09/19 20:23:13

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 245Anna Caddy

Far more painful than Nose

10/09/19 20:21:17

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2630Karyn Harrison

So Freud was right, there is such a thing as penis envy after all.

10/09/19 20:19:24

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1992Crunchy Chords

The Dyke March has always had its share of knockers.

10/09/19 20:11:45

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3816The Wolf

"...and therefore, Richard is popular with voters. In other news, people who caption are more likely to have dirty minds and seem to be obsessed with Penises. More to come...not penises"

10/09/19 20:04:26

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36561Welsh Rarebit

Lady wearing pearls: "Personally I don't give a toss."

10/09/19 20:02:23

 
stone face Vote score: 4797stone face

I think the old dear with the sign is suffering from penile dementia.

10/09/19 20:02:08

 
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