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Vanessa the Guesser Vote score: 25301Vanessa the Guesser

"Up for a pub crawl later?"

22/09/18 7:00:10
 
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Mark England Vote score: 24366Mark England

"Excuse me mate, I think you're in my seat"

21/09/18 11:01:06
 
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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 8978Crunchy Chords
The emperor strikes back.

20/09/18 7:00:11
 
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Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

" Honestly officer....a big ginger cat !"

19/09/18 11:01:06
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HaHaha, To the captioneer: Nice circle-back. --Greg Curtis
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 20776Dan Nicholls

Placque removal

17/09/18 19:00:18
 
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Weil's on Meals

14/09/18 19:00:08
 
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Michael Winner Vote score: 25611Michael Winner

"What do you mean, I'm adopted?"

08/09/18 11:26:53
 
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stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

"I'll have a 6 inch sub please and just put it on my bill."

04/09/18 11:09:14
 
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Chris Halliwell Vote score: 6238Chris Halliwell

No this is a Frogbench, a Toadstool is completely different.

03/09/18 19:23:19
 
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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 14112Karyn Harrison

Invalid parking

01/09/18 19:38:30
 
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Michael Winner Vote score: 25611Michael Winner

They should ban these novelty suitcases.

01/09/18 12:01:09
 
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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 14112Karyn Harrison

Robber duck

31/08/18 7:52:03
 
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Vivvy En Vote score: 17291Vivvy En

🎵 Sisters are doing it for their selfies 🎵

27/08/18 19:09:05
 
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 43034Tony Edwards

It really bugs me when he scrapes his nails down the whiteboard.

25/08/18 19:33:38
 
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C CaMel Vote score: 20288C CaMel

You are cordially invited.

25/08/18 8:22:02
 
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Vanessa the Guesser Vote score: 25301Vanessa the Guesser

Unwan-ted

24/08/18 7:00:28
 
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Vivvy En Vote score: 17291Vivvy En

"Anyone ready for craps in the lounge?"

22/08/18 7:33:16
 
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Mr Dome Vote score: 20604Mr Dome

🎵 Tiptoe....through the two lips

16/08/18 23:27:15
 
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Leroy Brown Vote score: 8188Leroy Brown

KFcc

14/08/18 11:21:14
 
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Poultry in motion.

14/08/18 11:00:08
 
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John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

"The water here tastes of Pete, ...... just like they said at the distillery"

09/08/18 11:08:20
 
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 15837Chris Keegan

Darling, have you seen my Good Housekeeping mag anywhere?

09/08/18 7:09:35
 
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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 8978Crunchy Chords
Stop looking at my zit.... STOP LOOKING AT IT!

08/08/18 19:03:17
 
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 15837Chris Keegan

"Darling, just to let you know, I'm bringing someone back for dinner tonight"

06/08/18 11:00:20
 
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 43034Tony Edwards

Copycat

02/08/18 8:30:12
 
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 41264Dave Bryan

Southpaw

02/08/18 7:00:12
 
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Mr Dome Vote score: 20604Mr Dome

Croc Monsieur

29/07/18 11:12:09
 
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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 8978Crunchy Chords
Inbred

29/07/18 7:00:42
 
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Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3481Stephen Paterson

I had to buy more after some sick individual deflowered the last ones.

24/07/18 20:53:37
 
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Vanessa the Guesser Vote score: 25301Vanessa the Guesser

Penis Fly Trap

24/07/18 19:04:41
 
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C CaMel Vote score: 20288C CaMel

After the accident he was disfigured

23/07/18 7:04:18
 
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

"Holé!"

22/07/18 7:00:11
 
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ant knee Vote score: 1134ant knee

"I love it when a dam comes together."

18/07/18 19:39:01
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Mr Dome Vote score: 20604Mr Dome

And now it's also a woman's best friend

17/07/18 20:30:23
 
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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 20776Dan Nicholls

There, that will teach you. Now don't put it in the pencil sharpener again.

03/07/18 20:23:25
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I think he got the point. --John Glover
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

"Memo to oneself...must remember to buy sun cream."

30/06/18 19:00:09
 
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Tiny Alien Vote score: 691Tiny Alien

Sorry John, we're going to have to put you on Trollies, we feel that the hanging basket section just isn't working out

28/06/18 21:06:36
 
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Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Another pusher on our streets

25/06/18 21:38:55
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Vanessa the Guesser Vote score: 25301Vanessa the Guesser

Somebody's let rip.

22/06/18 11:57:38
 
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Kenny Ireland Vote score: 6396Kenny Ireland

Peril Harbour.

15/06/18 14:46:21
 
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Greg Curtis Vote score: 9513Greg Curtis

Twin Buoys

10/06/18 19:42:04
 
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Mark England Vote score: 24366Mark England

"Serves you right. Fighting to lick the cream off the whisk"

27/05/18 12:37:39
 
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

The Crown Jewels

15/05/18 19:00:09
 
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stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

In the airport duty free , Sandra was getting nervous. But she was still hopeful of smuggling her pet gibbon through customs.

12/05/18 11:07:11
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Don't change it. It's brilliant as it is! --Pussy Galore
John Glover Vote score: 23224John Glover

"I've got someone coming through called Bruce, does that mean anything to anyone here?"

07/05/18 11:06:34
 
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Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 1081Baglan Gladiator

Jester Piggot

07/04/18 20:22:17
 
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Michael Winner Vote score: 25611Michael Winner

Where's Yolk-o?

02/04/18 11:00:35
 
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Hannah Jones Vote score: 65Hannah Jones

Jane was going to the sale with 70% off

05/03/18 11:26:55
 
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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 20776Dan Nicholls

Guitar for sail.

11/02/18 21:58:17
 
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GeeDee Vote score: 2981GeeDee

Pamela Sanderson

09/02/18 21:19:11
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ant man Vote score: 1134ant man

Meowl

29/01/18 12:01:34
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"This caption is a little wordy. Y'think you can tighten it up a bit?" --Greg Curtis
Mr Dome Vote score: 20604Mr Dome

I'm not so sure about these outside toilets, Dave

13/01/18 8:30:38
 
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John Glover Vote score: 23224John Glover

A call to arms.

04/01/18 13:08:20
 
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John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Mick was not entirely happy with the terms of his bale conditions.

03/01/18 8:27:59
 
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Michael Winner Vote score: 25611Michael Winner

Nobody, but nobody, was going to take Dave's pizza box.

02/01/18 13:12:01
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Dave won’t be happy --Mr Dome
Pete Vote score: 18533Pete

EuroMillions' winner asks to be paid in cash.

01/01/18 20:38:32
 
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John Glover Vote score: 23224John Glover

Son shade.

21/12/17 13:08:36
 
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Paul Reeve Vote score: 5854Paul Reeve

It was just Emily's luck to pick the horse on the carousel with loose nuts and bolts.

10/12/17 13:11:19
 
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Fur-wheel drive

07/12/17 20:00:07
 
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 15837Chris Keegan

Black Friday and the wife is spending the whole bloody day online"¦.

24/11/17 12:16:43
 
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Vanessa the Guesser Vote score: 25301Vanessa the Guesser

I'd avoid these like the plague.

11/11/17 8:02:58
 
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Even cats need a balanced diet.

07/11/17 12:00:59
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 35540Ian Skelding

House warming party

07/11/17 8:00:11
 
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C CaMel Vote score: 20288C CaMel

I phoned the council and gave them a piece of my mind.

01/11/17 8:12:13
 
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Spycenwolf Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Breast pumps.

28/10/17 19:29:00
 
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John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Papua New Guinea Rotisserie

19/10/17 7:26:57
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Here, have a Vivvy Super Vote, you've earned it. I've just bobbed into Tesco for a few provisions and absolutely lost it at the sight of the rotisserie. Cracked up, well done! I can't shop there again for a few weeks tho. --Vivvy En
C CaMel Vote score: 20288C CaMel

The number one rule

17/10/17 19:12:01
 
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 43034Tony Edwards

Tinderella

05/10/17 19:31:30
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John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

The wife said .."Do you think you could do something with that skip in the driveway?"
Challenge accepted ..... I thought

29/09/17 7:04:49
 
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 43034Tony Edwards

Mud Max

23/09/17 11:50:21
 
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sandeep chahal Vote score: 645sandeep chahal

Swine flew

19/09/17 7:12:47
 
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Mark England Vote score: 24366Mark England

The Rubber Lipped Duck Eating Carp just opens its mouth and waits

18/09/17 11:37:18
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Just seen this... bloody brilliant! --Tony Busby
Smuldo Vote score: 11761Smuldo

Seoul Searching.

08/09/17 13:07:08
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Our Seoul --Mr Dome
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 24667Troompa Loompa

Anchor recall 100,000 faulty cans of squirty cream.

03/09/17 7:39:21
 
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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

£50

"We're trying to get him out of the habit. None of us dare yawn at home."

26/08/17 9:52:28
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Wow, thanks everybody! I'm in the game for the laughs and never expected to win, and this isn't even my highest-scoring caption, so it's doubly surprising! I think this calls for a celebration (Pussy reaches for a tin of salmon, purring loudly... --Pussy Galore
John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

The boys in the gang were worried that at any time they could be facing the sack
(nod to 12.07)

25/08/17 11:11:02
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I heard it was due to cut backs  --Ross Davidson
Vanessa the Guesser Vote score: 25301Vanessa the Guesser

I've tried, but he's more interested in the birds than the bees.

21/08/17 11:03:53
 
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Pete Vote score: 18533Pete

The building's new, state of the art sprinkler system is the dog's bollocks.

07/08/17 7:00:11
 
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Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

She'd be better off using a sponge.

26/07/17 7:24:40
 
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Tony Edwards Vote score: 43034Tony Edwards

Plastic surgery

15/07/17 11:04:43
 
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Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2628Tracey Sarge

Cause of death...man living alone trying to hang curtains.

12/07/17 12:14:06
 
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Tim is always looking at life through Rosé tinted glasses.

08/07/17 19:00:08
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I think not --Mr Dome
sandeep chahal Vote score: 645sandeep chahal

Put your money where your mouth is

19/06/17 11:00:08
 
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Pete Vote score: 18533Pete

"I missed my flight."

10/06/17 8:57:04
 
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John Glover Vote score: 23224John Glover

Wise crack.

24/05/17 11:01:03
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 35540Ian Skelding

"Yes Mum, he has a car and a house."

04/05/17 19:03:15
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 35540Ian Skelding

Roll models

20/04/17 15:19:16
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 35540Ian Skelding

Shipping Lane

31/03/17 7:04:32
 
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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Excuse me, there's no toilet paper in the Gents."

29/03/17 11:03:45
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John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Where are they now ...... Lionel Blair

25/03/17 21:11:57
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Brilliant! Can't stop laughing --Welsh Rarebit
Vanessa the Guesser Vote score: 25301Vanessa the Guesser

Thank goodness it's not a Picasso.

21/02/17 14:03:54
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my caption to your caption....:) --avijit kelkar
Tony Edwards Vote score: 43034Tony Edwards

Think-tank

24/01/17 8:08:21
 
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Ross Davidson Vote score: 1726Ross Davidson

"Ahhh look at this photo! I remember that old treehouse we spent so many summers playing in,it had tyres as a ladder. Man those were goodyears."

19/01/17 14:46:20
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Vivvy En Vote score: 17291Vivvy En

Dave's dad hadn't quite grasped the rudiments of 'Spin The Bottle'.

18/01/17 20:08:11
 
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Nick C Vote score: 164Nick C

Pete had designs on Daves body...

13/01/17 12:35:01
 
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Steve Wright Vote score: 1855Steve Wright

Zebra crossings are rapidly disappearing across South African highways.

11/01/17 12:10:10
 
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 35540Ian Skelding

"Two raspberry nipples please."

06/01/17 12:29:25
 
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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 24667Troompa Loompa

"I think someone has piked our drinks."

04/01/17 20:38:33
 
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Smuldo Vote score: 11761Smuldo

Derek was starting to get worried about the Mammoth growth on his face.

09/12/16 20:04:43
 
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John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

Skuldruggery

08/12/16 8:16:20
 
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