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Cath Jones	Pee Shooter 29/08/15 19:00:10	16

Smuldo	lol Drunken Goodhew. 28/08/15 19:13:30	16

Tony Edwards	clever 🎵 Swing Low, Meat Chariot 🎵 20/08/15 19:44:48	16

John Llamas	lol "I picked it up at a car boot sale." 18/08/15 19:07:28	16

Ron Allan	lol Dwayne In Spain Crawls Mainly In The Drain 12/08/15 21:14:26	16

Zac Kramer	The Flickr of Dibley 06/08/15 11:17:30	16

Dan Nicholls	lol creative I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for mice, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will shit in your slippers. 04/08/15 7:00:07	1 16
Great minds think alike. You beat me to it! --Greg Curtis
Boycie	The truck driver enjoyed giving pedestrians a wave as he passed by.Â 02/08/15 7:05:52	16

Zac Kramer	One of these is Boris Johnson, The Mare of London 31/07/15 11:23:33	1 16
The other is his running mate! --Dan Nicholls
Cath Jones	Cinderfella 29/07/15 19:00:45	1 16
"You shall go to the (fire)ball." --Doh Nutter
AXE	clever x2 "For goodness sake, are you lot ready to have your photo taken yet?" 21/07/15 11:00:29	1 16
The more I think about this caption, the funnier it gets :) --Michael Winner
Leroy Brown	Deck chair 16/07/15 11:00:06	16

Ian Skelding	creative Julie loved to fool people into thinking there was a train coming. 14/07/15 19:07:35	2 16
Brilliant. --Michael Monkhouse
Leroy Brown	"Honey, I'm just popping downstairs" 13/07/15 19:14:00	16

Cath Jones	Bravefart 13/07/15 7:00:07	16

Tony Edwards	Sundae lunch 04/07/15 11:09:16	16

Tony Edwards	First draught 04/07/15 7:00:37	16

Tony Edwards	He must be wearing Huggies Pull-Ups. 26/06/15 11:16:19	16

AXE	A business that flourishes in hard times 25/06/15 20:11:52	16

Dan Nicholls	creative Telegiraffe pole. 23/06/15 7:02:24	16

Mark England	lol "I am not a number, I am a free dog!" 22/06/15 7:53:13	16

Guy Random	lol The turd house on the left. 15/06/15 8:00:29	16

Greg Curtis	clever x3 "She looks good, considering it's 180 degrees in there." 14/05/15 10:02:40	16

stoneface1	Wurst job in the world. 08/05/15 7:00:45	2 16
She was just trying to ketchup with her bills. --stoneface1
Mark England	Half a dozen Seggs 21/04/15 13:38:37	16

Hercules Rockefeller	Ebunny & Ivory 07/04/15 19:02:31	16

Tony Edwards	creative Heneken 01/04/15 11:08:32	1 16
Excellent --Bad Boy Dennis.
Mark England	creative "I think he's dead Mr Barrymore" 26/03/15 8:02:39	16

Ben Samuel	Wing mirror 24/03/15 12:00:34	16

Boycie	lol Terry didn't let his tourettes stop him from pursuing his dream job as a placard writer. 14/03/15 20:42:44	2 16
Superb! Sorry to have missed it during the voting. --Chris Beach
Michael Winner	Hobocop. 11/03/15 8:35:03	16

Leroy Brown	Funding Nemo 09/03/15 8:15:04	16

Tony Edwards	Culling card 06/03/15 12:52:43	16

Stephen Paterson	Must be a cross-breed. 23/02/15 11:27:19	16

Ian Skelding	Evergrin 10/02/15 17:40:34	16

Doh Nutter	Uncle Spam 03/02/15 20:00:09	16

Mike Dee	lol Only George Michael had a bigger smile during this procedure 29/01/15 8:30:48	2 16
Was it to retrieve the Careless Wispa? --Doh Nutter
Doh Nutter	lol Scottish Widows recruitment campaign. 16/01/15 8:31:36	16

John Glover	"Yes officer, that's the man who was flashing in the park, except he was wearing a big mac." 13/01/15 20:24:57	16

Cath Jones	"I'm just an innocent Bison stander" 11/01/15 12:00:24	16

John Llamas	Chilean Miners release unseen pictures 08/01/15 20:14:47	16

Michael Winner	creative clever The Henry Ford colour chart. 08/01/15 20:04:40	1 16
Dark and ride. --John Glover
Tony Edwards	Jewrassic Park. 25/12/14 8:22:41	16

Magic Pebble	clever x2 BAR Melon Melon BAR 18/11/14 20:00:17	16

John Llamas	"I used to be a Hell's Angel but that's all behind me now." 11/11/14 21:38:47	16

Cath Jones	clever Urine for the ride of your life 26/10/14 20:00:59	16

John Llamas	lol "No love, I said I want to look at a Hospice" 26/10/14 20:00:22	16

Tracy Davidson	clever "Bloody dog. Why couldn't it dig in someone else's garden?" complained Fred West. 26/10/14 13:18:09	1 16
That was my favourite ever episode of Scooby Doo. --Michael Winner
Cath Jones	creative "I can also perform a pirou-wet" 21/10/14 7:19:23	16

Tony Edwards	Funnel vision. 17/10/14 11:14:20	16

Cath Jones	They look like a hedonistic bunch of guys 16/10/14 10:35:31	16

Chris Moorhead	Lester Piggout 15/10/14 11:00:10	16

AXE	I love a riveting ghost story 15/10/14 7:12:10	16

Pete	Buggy Malone. 14/10/14 11:07:59	16

AXE	Limp posts 11/10/14 11:00:06	1 16
That's cos they're drunk and they can't find their way Ohm --Tiny Alien
Michael Winner	"Damn, we were close that time. Ok lads, let's try that tortoise pyramid again"¦" 14/09/14 7:01:16	16

Zac Kramer	clever We need to get the window fixed... a knob's fallen off and I can see some cracks in the glass 10/09/14 19:35:36	16

Pete	clever "If you'd like more time, I can bring the dinner menu." 04/09/14 15:10:52	1 16
Sounds like a Basil Fawlty line - love it! --Tony Busby
Chris Moorhead	lol "Somme thing for the weekend, sir?" 03/09/14 22:03:16	16

Ian Skelding	Head butt 02/09/14 7:05:21	6 16
I assume the title is on the 'upcoming' photo, if like myself, the captioneer doesn't look at them, then how are you supposed to know? --John Glover
Pete	lol Up to then, our holiday had gone without a Hitchcock. 30/08/14 19:01:13	16

Doh Nutter	creative clever Gary turned straight to the troubleshooting section of Isaac Newton's book. 29/08/14 11:54:33	1 16
Haha, brilliant! I can just imagine- 'page 667: what to do if the gravity turns off." --Michael Winner
Ron Allan	Barry and the lads all agreed..it was so much easier than flying South 18/08/14 19:51:47	16

Mark England	Shock waves 15/08/14 11:00:36	16

Michael Winner	lol creative "I had my doubts, but you were right", screamed Dave- 'this is the best funeral ever!" 02/08/14 11:07:10	16

Zac Kramer	Nuts and volts 01/08/14 11:03:04	16

Mark England	lol x2 Meanwhile at the home for blind orphans.... "Sir, there's nothing coming out" "Must be an airlock. Keep sucking son, keep sucking" 01/08/14 7:08:35	16

Doh Nutter	lol "C'mon Lance let's go. It's not a line of cocaine." 29/07/14 11:16:50	16

Michael Winner	creative Woolly Jumpers. 24/07/14 7:01:33	16

Doh Nutter	"Throw it back, it's just a toddler." 23/07/14 20:26:08	16

Chris Moorhead	lol "Grandpa, what's a 69?" asked Jimmy after overhearing one of the swimmers' propositions. "Oh, it's one of these but without the flake." 20/07/14 7:23:17	16

Tosser Wivlov	I guess it'll soon be time to wave you goodbye. 16/07/14 11:34:21	16

Cath Jones	Hind sight would be a wonderful thing. 09/07/14 11:05:44	16

Smuldo	Captain Pug Wash. 07/07/14 19:00:21	16

Paul Reeve	"Yeah my new camera is fantastic it's even got knight vision on it." 02/07/14 19:12:42	16

Boycie	I never knew that Normans used canons. 02/07/14 19:00:45	16

Tony Edwards	Confessions of a Window Cleaner. 02/07/14 7:55:24	16

Pete	"Can I take the girl on the right with 90% off." 01/07/14 7:01:17	16

Michael Winner	People are always surprised to find out that Google Earth is just this guy on a big ladder. 29/06/14 11:36:44	16

John Glover	No point in trying to butter him up, he prefers Marge. 21/06/14 19:28:58	16

Michael Winner	creative Once a Guantanamo Bay inmate, always a Guantanamo Bay inmate. 15/06/14 7:25:43	16

Zac Kramer	It's going to be a record crop 12/06/14 11:05:48	1 16
Top of the crops. --John Glover
Michael Winner	creative x2 Even as children they would rehearse the act that would eventually make them famous as 'Madness'. 03/06/14 19:01:49	16

John Glover	After her massive Lottery win, gran had a message for all her relatives who suddenly decided to visit her after years of absence." 01/06/14 11:12:00	16

Michael Winner	"Dave, we need to talk- that's the fifteenth pizza that's disappeared before delivery this week." 28/05/14 19:08:40	16

John Glover	Lucy wouldn't use a note pad, she prefered her face book. 25/05/14 11:33:06	16

Doh Nutter	creative "....As I was saying, the teeth whitening went very well. What do you lot think?" 21/05/14 8:51:58	16

Pete	creative "The bastard is still standing, Coleen. Throw another one and knock the rest of his teeth out." 20/05/14 20:43:07	2 16
Looks like a 7 10 split --Boycie
Tony Edwards	Carry Grant. 20/05/14 7:03:26	16

Zac Kramer	creative x2 ' An Inn Spectre Calls ' 02/05/14 11:12:15	16

Zac Kramer	Windowlean 29/04/14 7:14:00	16

Tosser Wivlov	creative Stan was telling one of his cornea jokes. 25/04/14 20:52:14	16

Tony Edwards	"Don't put all your eggs in one casket." 24/04/14 12:03:52	16

Mark England	It was often said that Chris looked a lot like his mummy 20/04/14 7:05:37	16

Steve Wright	Swollen joints 15/04/14 19:07:21	16

Doh Nutter	Harry looks wrought with gilt. 14/04/14 11:44:04	16

Michael Winner	Dave was a bit of a loose Canon. 13/04/14 19:00:06	16

Mark England	Colin loved vegetables. Especially leeks, which was a big plus 10/04/14 19:41:39	16

Mark England	creative "and the main hazard for the Yellow Caterpillar is being attacked by Soldier Ants" 06/04/14 19:38:23	16

Cath Jones	lol creative Silicone in plant. 05/04/14 19:00:40	2 16
Sorry to write this on your caption author but I presume that the last comment, albeit anonymous, was directed at me. I would have given a nod had I had enough time for reading captions and in those circumstances would not have used the idea but p... --John Llamas

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