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Beryl was disappointed when Norman finally sent her the picture of him with his cock, hanging out.
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Dean Haigh Vote score: 37Dean Haigh

Beryl was disappointed when Norman finally sent her the picture of him with his cock, hanging out.

17/02/19 8:50:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5751Dave Bryan

Twin Beaks

17/02/19 8:00:32

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4659Vivvy En

"Old man, would you like me to help you cross the road?"

17/02/19 10:18:48

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13339Dan Nicholls

Only one of these two ENJOYS being stuffed, trussed and roasted at the weekend...

17/02/19 10:15:50

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9337Vanessa the Guesser

They didn't usually see eye to eye. Mainly because Harold was a lot taller.

17/02/19 8:15:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5751Dave Bryan

Close range chicken

17/02/19 8:07:05

 
stone face Vote score: 5692stone face

"Dad!!"

17/02/19 8:03:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9337Vanessa the Guesser

The Great British Beak Off

17/02/19 8:00:16

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4624The Wolf

Roostare

17/02/19 8:00:08

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 4894Funny Bean

Nosy pecker

17/02/19 8:00:07

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19524John Glover

Cock eyed.

17/02/19 12:20:41

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2489Trace Sarge

Should of gone peck savers

17/02/19 9:49:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30101Tony Edwards

Kentucky Eyed Chicken

17/02/19 8:56:00

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4820C CaMel

Coop Funerals

17/02/19 10:07:04

 
Becky Walton Becky Walton

Should have know it wasn't John's wife as she hadn't shouted at him in the past week

24/02/19 18:12:38

 
iLike GIFS iLike GIFS

This staring contest has gone for centuries

19/02/19 10:51:14

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 458Lawrence Day

Don't tell me to get stuffed, you will be at the weekend.

17/02/19 18:56:35

 
larry G. Vote score: 1370larry G.

"You blinked first!"

17/02/19 18:24:16

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9509Neil Mackenzie

My Wife just said she wouldn’t stick her face so close to a cock. Why didn’t I show her this picture before I got married.

17/02/19 18:12:51

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 805Sam Cass

This acorn season, "Skyfall", featuring Cocky Locky and Old MacDonald.

17/02/19 13:45:31

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2700GeeDee

Wow, Arthur you really are henpecked

17/02/19 12:15:27

 
G fj Vote score: 486G fj

Bill's wife was anxious he should 'take a good look at your pecker to see if you can get a response...'

17/02/19 10:47:21

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4659Vivvy En

It was love at first sight so Bert asked "Would you like to come over for dinner?"

17/02/19 10:18:11

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2489Trace Sarge

"Fancy seeing you in my neck of the woods"

17/02/19 9:40:05

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7001Chris Keegan

"I'm sorry, but for fairly obvious reasons I will not be having pork 'for a change' today".

17/02/19 9:32:51

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2696Stu Dent

The Chicken or the Head

17/02/19 9:18:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20958Ian Skelding

"So that's where the Rroamin' nose has gone."

17/02/19 9:12:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20958Ian Skelding

"Will you hurry up and put that creature back in its cage ... and do something about that Chicken as well."

17/02/19 9:07:36

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4820C CaMel

"You're not my Wife."

17/02/19 8:58:34

 
Mark England Vote score: 15605Mark England

Cock and Ben

17/02/19 8:45:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30101Tony Edwards

Man v Brood

17/02/19 8:35:52

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5911Hercules Rockefeller

"What's wrong, MacDonald? Chicken?"

17/02/19 8:08:39

 
Molly R Vote score: 1115Molly R

"I don't care much for this mirror - it makes me look like a punk."

17/02/19 8:07:37

 
stone face Vote score: 5692stone face

"Oh what a relief! I've been pushing and pushing all morning ,and you know how the farmer hates it if we don't do it on time. Thankfully I've just laid a big one."

"Well done you." Said the chicken.

17/02/19 8:05:51

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37349Welsh Rarebit

The Cluckle Brothers

17/02/19 8:02:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37349Welsh Rarebit

Bill

17/02/19 8:01:48

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37349Welsh Rarebit

Chicken George

17/02/19 8:01:17

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3315James Lennox

Man beats chicken at the insult world cup:

"You've got a beak nose."
"You've got a beak beak."

"Nice polo neck."
"Nice pollo neck."

"And as for that comb over."
"And as for that comb."

17/02/19 8:00:56

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 4894Funny Bean

Ol-factory hen

17/02/19 8:00:48

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4624The Wolf

"What the cluck are you looking at?"

17/02/19 8:00:25

 
Dot Old Vote score: 590Dot Old

Conk-a-doodle-doo

17/02/19 8:00:18

 
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