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Tinder Surprise
03/07/19 20:00:06
You have to have some balls to dress like that.
03/07/19 20:04:12
"It's the shoes isn't it?"
03/07/19 20:05:02
"Ok, I admit it. When my wife said she was going through the change, I didn't expect the Menopause to be so dramatic"
03/07/19 20:33:20
"Calling Dolly Parton, calling Dolly Parton, please come to the make-up room."
03/07/19 20:16:15
"Homo sex leads to hell? I know, I've been there ... They wouldn't let me in."
03/07/19 20:01:03
"Apparently the Sweet tribute band are touring Spain at the moment."
03/07/19 20:14:15
"You haven't seen my boyfriend have you? Big bloke, bald, wearing a Wonder Woman top?"
03/07/19 20:08:02
Trans-vest-too-tight
03/07/19 20:00:08
I've had worse.
03/07/19 20:10:18
Courtney Love has never looked better.
03/07/19 20:04:27
There are times my smartphone's woeful screen resolution pisses me off, and then there's now.
03/07/19 20:02:26
John Prescott insists his stroke hasn't affected his dress sense.
03/07/19 20:00:11
I have to admit I am prejudice, my opinion is not based on reason or actual experience. I find no reason to gain that experience either.
04/07/19 5:59:40
“Okay, okay: ‘THEY’... are ugly.”
04/07/19 2:13:25
Mom? Dad?
03/07/19 23:28:44
Scientist have successfully crossed the DNA of Madonna and Maradonna.
03/07/19 20:10:07
Victoria's Secret is that she still has a c*ck
03/07/19 20:03:30
Trannysaurus Pecs
Wonder Woman
03/07/19 23:37:40
Long lost family are soon about to surprise Boris with the news they have accidently found out he has a half sister.
03/07/19 22:44:55
A woeful trans action
03/07/19 22:11:51
No wonder they call him 'Boob The Builder'.
03/07/19 21:42:10
Lady Gag Reflex
03/07/19 20:38:25
Katie Price reveals bold new look.
03/07/19 20:03:31
When blind dates are your only hope.
03/07/19 20:00:48
Pec-a-boo!
03/07/19 20:00:17
Dennis Welch makes their way to the Loose Women studio
04/07/19 7:24:26
“She’s Chering too much.”
04/07/19 3:34:01
"I understand Rachel Riley's going on maternity leave."
04/07/19 0:43:06
"The Mask was meant to go over your face, you tit..."
03/07/19 22:43:19
The original Spice Girl.
03/07/19 21:49:10
Boris will try anything to get some votes.
03/07/19 21:10:02
Hulk smash?
03/07/19 21:09:22
"Nigel wanted to make an effort. After all, it wasn't every day he went to his son's sports day."
03/07/19 21:08:46
"Okay, so we did the Handy Dandy, the Worcester Tickle, and the Three Hands and a Hat. That will be £200.""You must be confusing me with someone else... I only got an Essexese Blowjob from you, and that's all I'm paying for."
03/07/19 21:04:40
I always thought you wore a balaclava on your head.
03/07/19 20:30:19
You really look as if you have been dragged
03/07/19 20:26:11
"When we met I realised I'd been catfished again."
03/07/19 20:14:04
She pays you for sex.
03/07/19 20:02:40
"How much for missionary position? Heck chuck I'll have to think, nobody's asked me for that before."
03/07/19 20:02:17
Troll
03/07/19 20:00:54
Dad's transparent shirt
03/07/19 20:00:38
“Ok Katie, If I'm honest you looked a bit different on your profile picture...Oh, go on then, it's been 6 months”
03/07/19 20:00:25
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