Tinder Surprise

03/07/19 20:00:06

You have to have some balls to dress like that.

03/07/19 20:04:12

"It's the shoes isn't it?"

03/07/19 20:05:02

"Ok, I admit it. When my wife said she was going through the change, I didn't expect the Menopause to be so dramatic"

03/07/19 20:33:20

"Calling Dolly Parton, calling Dolly Parton, please come to the make-up room."

03/07/19 20:16:15

"Homo sex leads to hell? I know, I've been there ... They wouldn't let me in."

03/07/19 20:01:03

"Apparently the Sweet tribute band are touring Spain at the moment."

03/07/19 20:14:15

"You haven't seen my boyfriend have you? Big bloke, bald, wearing a Wonder Woman top?"

03/07/19 20:08:02

Trans-vest-too-tight

03/07/19 20:00:08

I've had worse.

03/07/19 20:10:18

Courtney Love has never looked better.

03/07/19 20:04:27

There are times my smartphone's woeful screen resolution pisses me off, and then there's now.

03/07/19 20:02:26

John Prescott insists his stroke hasn't affected his dress sense.

03/07/19 20:00:11

I have to admit I am prejudice, my opinion is not based on reason or actual experience. I find no reason to gain that experience either.

04/07/19 5:59:40

“Okay, okay: ‘THEY’... are ugly.”

04/07/19 2:13:25

Mom? Dad?

03/07/19 23:28:44

Scientist have successfully crossed the DNA of Madonna and Maradonna.

03/07/19 20:10:07

Victoria's Secret is that she still has a c*ck

03/07/19 20:03:30

Trannysaurus Pecs

03/07/19 20:00:08

Wonder Woman

03/07/19 23:37:40

Long lost family are soon about to surprise Boris with the news they have accidently found out he has a half sister.

03/07/19 22:44:55

A woeful trans action

03/07/19 22:11:51

No wonder they call him 'Boob The Builder'.

03/07/19 21:42:10

Lady Gag Reflex

03/07/19 20:38:25

Katie Price reveals bold new look.

03/07/19 20:03:31

When blind dates are your only hope.

03/07/19 20:00:48

Pec-a-boo!

03/07/19 20:00:17

Dennis Welch makes their way to the Loose Women studio

04/07/19 7:24:26

“She’s Chering too much.”

04/07/19 3:34:01

"I understand Rachel Riley's going on maternity leave."

04/07/19 0:43:06

"The Mask was meant to go over your face, you tit..."

03/07/19 22:43:19

The original Spice Girl.

03/07/19 21:49:10

Boris will try anything to get some votes.

03/07/19 21:10:02

Hulk smash?

03/07/19 21:09:22

"Nigel wanted to make an effort. After all, it wasn't every day he went to his son's sports day."

03/07/19 21:08:46

"Okay, so we did the Handy Dandy, the Worcester Tickle, and the Three Hands and a Hat. That will be £200."

"You must be confusing me with someone else... I only got an Essexese Blowjob from you, and that's all I'm paying for."

03/07/19 21:04:40

I always thought you wore a balaclava on your head.

03/07/19 20:30:19

You really look as if you have been dragged

03/07/19 20:26:11

"When we met I realised I'd been catfished again."

03/07/19 20:14:04

She pays you for sex.

03/07/19 20:02:40

"How much for missionary position? Heck chuck I'll have to think, nobody's asked me for that before."

03/07/19 20:02:17

Troll

03/07/19 20:00:54

Dad's transparent shirt

03/07/19 20:00:38

“Ok Katie, If I'm honest you looked a bit different on your profile picture...Oh, go on then, it's been 6 months”

03/07/19 20:00:25