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Pete hadnt just beaten anorexia. Hed pummeled it to death.
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Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3884Lucky Elperro

Pete hadn't just beaten anorexia. He'd pummeled it to death.

26/10/19 18:45:28

 
stone face Vote score: 5681stone face

Having just parked his time travelling space pod, young Doug regrets getting a glimpse of his future self.

26/10/19 11:12:10

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 677Willie Johnson

13:24 and no votes? Where is sarah upfold when you need her?

26/10/19 12:23:59

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37329Welsh Rarebit

George can do 0-30 in 10 seconds fat out.

26/10/19 11:00:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9319Vanessa the Guesser

Hey fatty brum brum

26/10/19 12:01:21

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3884Lucky Elperro

In the search for a lorry load of stolen jam doughnuts local Police call in a specialist mobile detector unit.

26/10/19 18:49:45

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 805Sam Cass

You know what he can't stand?

26/10/19 12:09:58

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9508Neil Mackenzie

We use the English “Dad” now rather than temp fate and use the American “Pop”.

26/10/19 17:16:17

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7557Mr Dome

The fatted calf. And thigh. And stomach...

26/10/19 15:10:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22301Michael Winner

Who's idea was it to make 'Terminator: John Connor's Adult Onset Diabetes'?

26/10/19 13:15:46

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 677Willie Johnson

He never should have said "supersize me" at that fast food place.

26/10/19 12:26:56

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 805Sam Cass

At 25 stones thin, Kevin was embarrassed to be seen with his parents.

26/10/19 12:09:24

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3291James Lennox

No caption, too sad. Congratulations England ... you bastards.

26/10/19 11:16:55

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Swing low 😊 --Paul Reeve
Molly R Vote score: 1109Molly R

Joe, have you seen my phone? I had it in my hand just now!

26/10/19 11:01:00

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 54Jack Joyce

Fat and Curious

28/10/19 11:15:38

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7557Mr Dome

She doesn't have camel toe, more of an elephant's snout

26/10/19 17:14:09

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2345Crunchy Chords

Keith takes a rare break from captioning to rest his carpal tunnel and buy some mannequins.

26/10/19 16:10:39

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6975Chris Keegan

Unfortunately they couldn't find anything in an extra lard size.

26/10/19 15:36:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7557Mr Dome

Bus wanker

26/10/19 15:22:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7557Mr Dome

Hmm I haven't played Hungry Hippos for years

26/10/19 15:22:04

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 827Carey Sutton

Where did we park the reindeer?

26/10/19 15:13:41

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Mr Dome  Vote score: 7557Mr Dome

Bridget Jones is looking better than ever

26/10/19 15:12:59

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 827Carey Sutton

Chubby chaser

26/10/19 15:12:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4881Stephen Bean

Larger than wife

26/10/19 14:59:44

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6975Chris Keegan

Wheels and Harry.

26/10/19 13:31:54

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1269Scrijjy Doo

Game of Thrones

26/10/19 13:15:42

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 677Willie Johnson

Grass. And riding lawnmowers.
They both grow on you.

26/10/19 12:19:14

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 805Sam Cass

They just had sex and it felt so food.

26/10/19 12:08:01

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6975Chris Keegan

Gordon Bennett!!! The sun came out in Grimsby!!!

26/10/19 11:49:53

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5716Greg Curtis

"Garmentally disturbing."

26/10/19 11:48:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9319Vanessa the Guesser

It's a clothes run thing.

26/10/19 11:46:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30096Tony Edwards

The Hanging Garments of Babylon.

26/10/19 11:27:21

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19521John Glover

"According to our new Satnav, this is Piccadilly Circus."

26/10/19 11:26:30

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3088Karyn Harrison

"You could maybe fit your arm into one of these outfits Jackie, but that's about all!"

26/10/19 11:25:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30096Tony Edwards

"Want that one."

26/10/19 11:18:44

 
stone face Vote score: 5681stone face

Mum had a great idea, of attaching her washing maiden to the side of grandad's scooter, and getting him to whizz up and down the street, drying her clothes.

26/10/19 11:08:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5732Dave Bryan

''I always seem to have a flat battery.''

26/10/19 11:08:41

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30096Tony Edwards

Steve tests out his new Electra HD clothes dryer.

26/10/19 11:07:12

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3088Karyn Harrison

Cap's on me

26/10/19 11:04:52

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2696Stu Dent

Car-butt sale

26/10/19 11:01:03

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2696Stu Dent

So this is the big picture

26/10/19 11:00:06

 
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