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Barrie Bullock Vote score: 496Barrie Bullock

It scared the shit out of me.

31/10/19 12:41:56

 
Mark England Vote score: 15614Mark England

Coco Plops

31/10/19 12:06:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4652The Wolf

"Well, that's the constipation sorted"

31/10/19 12:00:43

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4933Stephen Bean

Clown in the dumps

31/10/19 12:00:03

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4652The Wolf

It's amazing how a smelly poo can completely change the facial expression of a nice and perfectly friendly clown.

31/10/19 12:02:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4652The Wolf

"Just need to spend a pennywise"

31/10/19 12:00:18

 
Lynne A Vote score: 17Lynne A

Joker and a straight flush

31/10/19 17:06:22

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7622Mr Dome

I've always hated clown faeces

31/10/19 13:54:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5800Dave Bryan

''It helps to mask the smell.''

31/10/19 12:00:38

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 701Willie Johnson

A mirror on the back of a toilet seat is not what you want when you have to puke.

31/10/19 21:00:43

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7048Chris Keegan

We’ve saved a fortune on going without laxatives.

31/10/19 15:08:46

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 805Sam Cass

Great! Now the Americans are going to think that even our monsters have bad teeth!

31/10/19 13:27:43

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Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4752Chris Halliwell

Stephen King's Throne?

31/10/19 13:16:12

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4683Vivvy En

It's suffering from irritable bowl syndrome

31/10/19 13:07:37

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 828Carey Sutton

I think I would look like that if I had to see the things he has seen

31/10/19 12:55:46

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5924Hercules Rockefeller

"Oh, yes, Georgie, they float."

31/10/19 12:06:17

 
sarah solway Vote score: 31sarah solway

"Now lets see if he remembers to put the lid down!"

01/11/19 6:08:28

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9515Neil Mackenzie

I fart in your general direction.

31/10/19 16:44:27

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3341James Lennox

"Honey, there's a clown in the sewer again."

31/10/19 14:45:07

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 701Willie Johnson

Surprisingly, the new line of cosmetics was a flop and they had to repurpose the posters.

31/10/19 13:27:16

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 701Willie Johnson

"Not the most welcoming image to put in the guest bathroom, don't you think?"

31/10/19 13:21:09

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 701Willie Johnson

You'd look like that too if you were trapped inside a toilet seat lid.

31/10/19 12:54:53

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 828Carey Sutton

CustErd pie in you face.

31/10/19 12:54:15

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 828Carey Sutton

A real Brown noser

31/10/19 12:51:18

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19532John Glover

An unscheduled inspection of the infants school toilets lifted the lid on suspected child bullying.

31/10/19 12:37:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30115Tony Edwards

"That'll teach him not to leave the toilet seat up!"

31/10/19 12:28:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4933Stephen Bean

Watch your clown jewels!

31/10/19 12:28:48

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1284Scrijjy Doo

Everything floats down here.

31/10/19 12:27:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5800Dave Bryan

House of Commons Halloween toilet. The nose does not have the fear factor but the eyes have it.

31/10/19 12:20:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30115Tony Edwards

Pranksy

31/10/19 12:18:50

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13346Dan Nicholls

Babe, I was in the loo and for some reason I remembered your Mum phoned earlier.

31/10/19 12:18:02

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13346Dan Nicholls

Christ Dave, what is wrong with you? Lift the seat if you can't aim properly.

31/10/19 12:17:01

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13346Dan Nicholls

I'd leave IT ten minutes.

31/10/19 12:12:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9396Vanessa the Guesser

I hate Hallowe'en, I'm just going through the motions.

31/10/19 12:10:48

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5715Glyn Evans

"Germs like this overrunning your lavvie? - Citrus toilet bleach will save the day!"

31/10/19 12:09:39

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2704Stu Dent

Please flush it

31/10/19 12:05:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4933Stephen Bean

Last time I used IT my arse got all Krusty.

31/10/19 12:04:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30115Tony Edwards

Scary Movement

31/10/19 12:03:33

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5924Hercules Rockefeller

"It's a crap!"

31/10/19 12:03:31

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5140Paul Reeve

Painting on the stool.

31/10/19 12:03:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5800Dave Bryan

'Agh Agh Said The Clown'

31/10/19 12:02:18

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37382Welsh Rarebit

Happy Hallowee!

31/10/19 12:00:49

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5140Paul Reeve

“Mum, Dave’s kissed on the seat again.”

31/10/19 12:00:33

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37382Welsh Rarebit

When the shIT hits the pan...

31/10/19 12:00:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4933Stephen Bean

W.See

31/10/19 12:00:26

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37382Welsh Rarebit

When I saw that I shIT myself!

31/10/19 12:00:07

 
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