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Stephen Bean Vote score: 6708Stephen Bean

Spot marks the x

23/07/19 19:00:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38768Welsh Rarebit

They must be a cross breed

23/07/19 19:00:15

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8139Chris Keegan

Apparently the vet said they both had the worst case of tape worms he had ever seen

23/07/19 19:34:22

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9834Neil Mackenzie

I look at that statue and think of you.
Why, do you want me braless?
No, I want to cut your head off.

23/07/19 21:03:12

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Not trying to grammar police, but a comma after "Why" would correct the intended meaning. One after "No" wouldn't hurt either. --James Lennox
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38768Welsh Rarebit

Rex marks the spot

23/07/19 19:00:04

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10308Vanessa the Guesser

Get your dog to heel quickly by attaching a tape measure that winds in really fast.

23/07/19 19:27:38

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10308Vanessa the Guesser

"Don't get your nippers in a twist"

23/07/19 19:04:22

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 408Charles Gilbert

How long is your wiener?

23/07/19 22:13:13

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19906John Glover

"It's your dogs. You clean it up sir, my dogs faeces certainly doesn't contain pieces of tripe, cardboard roaches and hastily swallowed unchewed magic mushroom stalks."

23/07/19 19:37:40

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2703Crunchy Chords

Authorities don't yet know who placed the disturbing statue in the park, but they have some leads.

23/07/19 19:09:11

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4957C CaMel

"Meet you at the Lady Butterface statue."

23/07/19 19:03:47

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

🎶 They ain't nothing but hound dogs crossing all the time...🎶

24/07/19 11:55:15

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2703Crunchy Chords

Leads United

23/07/19 23:55:50

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 958Karen Oakenfull

Following a complaint, Dave managed to prove that the width of his flares fell well within the current EU guidelines.

23/07/19 23:06:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4473James Lennox

No longer head of the country, Theresa May takes up statue busking.

23/07/19 22:05:09

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1687Scrappy Doo

50 Shades of Greyhound

23/07/19 21:14:24

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1687Scrappy Doo

Bondage and inbreeding is a deadly mix.

23/07/19 21:11:46

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5916The Wolf

"Darling, keep a firm grip on that lead, those seagulls look hungry"

23/07/19 20:09:00

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4473James Lennox

Susan was dying to jump over the dog leads, but then she remembered she was tied up, and a statue, and didn't have a head.

23/07/19 20:04:21

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8579Mr Dome

Dave's fear of dogs could flare up at any time

23/07/19 19:37:56

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 166Madeline Charlton

"Hey ! You tryn'a lead me into trouble ?"

23/07/19 19:25:51

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21303Ian Skelding

Ex terrier

23/07/19 19:25:05

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 83Poxy Jock

The Weeping Angels are still about so beware

23/07/19 19:18:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30657Tony Edwards

Bondage Street

23/07/19 19:16:58

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1687Scrappy Doo

In The Cross Harriers

23/07/19 19:15:06

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4473James Lennox

They keep introducing more and more diverse events to the Olympics, like break dancing. Eventually they're bound to include headless statue hurdles over cross jumps made from dog leashes.

23/07/19 19:14:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7268Dave Bryan

''Darling, can you get the puppy down from the top of the statue?''

23/07/19 19:09:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30657Tony Edwards

Love at first bite.

23/07/19 19:07:04

 
General Zod Vote score: 3393General Zod

Dave and Sarah often enjoyed a spot of dogging in the local square.

23/07/19 19:06:38

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3192Stu Dent

Boarder Crossing

23/07/19 19:03:00

 
stone face Vote score: 6705stone face

Lead a stray.

23/07/19 19:00:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6708Stephen Bean

"Ahh look, they want to crossbreed."

23/07/19 19:00:05

 
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