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stone face Vote score: 2378stone face

"I'd like to see him polish that off."

31/12/18 20:02:34

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18008John Glover

"But I ordered beef wellington?"

31/12/18 20:50:29

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 105Generic RedHead

Sole Food

31/12/18 21:29:17

 
stone face Vote score: 2378stone face

"Darling! I think your dad has gone out with my brown trout on his foot again."

31/12/18 20:07:14

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1165Crunchy Chords

Salad dressing

31/12/18 20:00:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33444Welsh Rarebit

"Ah, Dover Sole.."

31/12/18 20:00:06

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33444Welsh Rarebit

Odourves

31/12/18 20:01:41

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1510Karyn Harrison

Eats shoes and leaves.

31/12/18 20:00:18

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 924Funny Bean

Rab Tea Nesbitt

31/12/18 20:00:04

 
stone face Vote score: 2378stone face

"Hmm waiter! I asked for anything with choux pastry."

31/12/18 20:23:01

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33444Welsh Rarebit

Leathersuppers

31/12/18 20:01:08

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 282Scrappy Doo

I told the waiter to step on it.

31/12/18 22:07:42

 
Jo Carter Jo Carter

Lettuce eat sole

31/12/18 20:47:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27767Tony Edwards

Shoevelle cuisine

31/12/18 20:35:13

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5062Hercules Rockefeller

"Oh, so disgusting. Waiter, there's Romaine lettuce in my salad."

31/12/18 20:07:11

 
Dot Old Vote score: 174Dot Old

Cashoe nut salad

31/12/18 20:04:17

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

Athletes Mouth: A Gluten-FREE, Dairy-FREE, and of course Kinky-FREE way to get it!

01/01/19 11:00:27

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 477Carey Sutton

Shoe bun

01/01/19 10:46:34

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 20Anthony Smith

"What's this message? 'Dear customer, please help us with our Kickstarter campaign...'"

01/01/19 10:35:47

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 20Anthony Smith

Man: "Waiter! I ordered Stew, NOT SHOE !!"
Waiter: "Welly good, sir."

01/01/19 10:29:34

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5408Tosser Wivlov

And to what bastard have you served the other one?

01/01/19 2:30:37

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5408Tosser Wivlov

True, I did say make something that I could get if I went to town, but....

01/01/19 2:27:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

Street food

01/01/19 1:36:20

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

Bootiful

01/01/19 1:35:40

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11359Dan Nicholls

New foot long subs for £2.49. They won't cost you the shirt off your back.

31/12/18 22:47:57

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 420Spycenwolf

"It was really worth paying £100 for this."
"Look at this sucker!"
"Excuse me, but I think the correct term is 'Foot Bowl'."

31/12/18 21:45:56

 
James Lennox Vote score: 62James Lennox

Wear a fishnet singlet to a fancy French restaurant and you've got to expect some repercussions.

31/12/18 21:40:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3686Chris Keegan

One knows of lacing a drink, however...

31/12/18 21:37:56

 
James Lennox Vote score: 62James Lennox

The Invisible Man really hates salads.

31/12/18 21:37:51

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 420Spycenwolf

Guess he now knows who is going to foot the bill.

31/12/18 21:37:40

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 420Spycenwolf

Unsurprisingly, he always gets a kick out of it every time.

31/12/18 21:37:03

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 420Spycenwolf

"Mmm, love the corns in there."

31/12/18 21:34:43

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18008John Glover

"I told you the food in this place was a load of old cobblers."

31/12/18 21:22:38

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19723Ian Skelding

Tongue salad

31/12/18 21:14:25

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5408Tosser Wivlov

How many times must I tell you. Remove the bloody eyes!

31/12/18 21:05:52

 
Molly R Vote score: 503Molly R

Farewell, dear shoe. Time to go where your brother went - and my shirt, too.

31/12/18 20:59:49

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5408Tosser Wivlov

Morag, I said you could make us some money if you trained as a Sous-Chef?

31/12/18 20:58:22

 
Diane Crafter Diane Crafter

waiter should of gone to specsavers

31/12/18 20:56:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27767Tony Edwards

Shoe Year's Eve

31/12/18 20:47:40

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 924Funny Bean

Sole-fulfilling

31/12/18 20:44:50

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3363Vivvy En

Never order a 'well-dressed plate of meat' from a Cockney

31/12/18 20:22:07

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 924Funny Bean

He’s sure to get leathered tonight.

31/12/18 20:17:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27767Tony Edwards

Michel Shoe

31/12/18 20:12:47

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33444Welsh Rarebit

David loves Tie food

31/12/18 20:11:44

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19599John Llamas

Jane thought Terry's New Years resolution about healthier eating was yet more cobllers.

31/12/18 20:11:41

 
stone face Vote score: 2378stone face

"How big our those shoes?"
"Size ate."

31/12/18 20:09:55

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27767Tony Edwards

Uncle Tom Cobbler

31/12/18 20:06:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2395Dave Bryan

''I don't feel very well. Has someone laced my drink?''

31/12/18 20:05:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2395Dave Bryan

''This steak is as tough as leather.''

31/12/18 20:03:11

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1510Karyn Harrison

"It IS vegan. It's a MAN-MADE upper!"

31/12/18 20:02:14

 
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