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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32961Welsh Rarebit

"Hello hello hello Kitty"

05/10/18 7:00:07

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11180Dan Nicholls

Ironically, she was caught shoplifting in Boots.

05/10/18 7:01:30

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Perhaps she's well trained. --Funny Bean
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11180Dan Nicholls

Police apprehend cat burglar

05/10/18 7:00:24

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4498Chris Halliwell

..and you say Mr. Trump grabbed you where?

05/10/18 8:47:25

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

Last week it was the Tabby National.

05/10/18 8:04:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27393Tony Edwards

Badpuss

05/10/18 7:26:54

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19557Ian Skelding

"No such thing as the purrfect crime."

05/10/18 7:03:11

 
stone face Vote score: 2062stone face

"Hello Kitty you are accused of trying to rob that bank."

"Me 'ow!"

05/10/18 7:04:00

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Perhaps a question mark would be better. --Dave Bryan
Funny Bean Vote score: 558Funny Bean

Goodbye Kitty

05/10/18 7:00:12

 
Sam Dance Vote score: 120Sam Dance

Could you please describe your attacker?

Errrm black nose, droopy ears and a waggly tail

05/10/18 9:09:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19557Ian Skelding

"I'm booking you for littering."

05/10/18 7:00:42

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3294Chris Keegan

"So just to recap, you had just made a large withdrawal and as soon as you came out you were mogged"

05/10/18 7:00:07

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

"Another stop and search ? Is it 'cos I is black ?"

05/10/18 7:20:54

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 418Carey Sutton

How much is in the Kitty

06/10/18 12:07:15

 
Debbie Davis Debbie Davis

Stop pussy footing around and arrest her!

05/10/18 21:40:13

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8677Neil Mackenzie

Police caught dipping into the Kitty.

05/10/18 21:03:26

 
larry G. Vote score: 1058larry G.

"You were told to never, never think outside the box."

05/10/18 20:50:00

 
larry G. Vote score: 1058larry G.

"We're citing you for kitty littering."

05/10/18 20:48:28

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 418Carey Sutton

What make you think it was me that pooped in the litter bin officer?

05/10/18 15:48:53

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17909John Glover

To avoid arrest pussy thought she would swallow the drugs, but was taken in to custody for a cat scan.

05/10/18 11:21:59

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 143Sam Cass

White Korat crime.

05/10/18 11:16:51

 
Sam Dance Vote score: 120Sam Dance

Paw Patrol

05/10/18 8:58:48

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5303Mr Dome

I asked you for your name - has the cat got your tongue?

05/10/18 8:38:56

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3221Vivvy En

"Cute, white, mouthless... Yup, you fit the Identi-Kit."

05/10/18 7:48:21

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4910Glyn Evans

"Copy, cat"

05/10/18 7:28:18

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2031Dave Bryan

''Let's get this straight. Did someone steal your tail or are you a banx cat?''

05/10/18 7:26:27

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4982Hercules Rockefeller

"Hello, is it me you're looking for?"

05/10/18 7:11:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6363Vanessa the Guesser

"So the suspect was a loaner who then had a stroke?"

05/10/18 7:11:32

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11180Dan Nicholls

"Ok, as this is your first offence, we'll let you off with a caution. You now have 8 lives remaining."

05/10/18 7:11:02

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19492John Llamas

“I recognised you from your mog shot ..”

05/10/18 7:07:19

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

"So I left the force and now I'm Hello Kitty...more holidays, more money. I've really landed on my feet."

05/10/18 7:05:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2031Dave Bryan

''Could you hurry up, officer? I need to make a deposit.''

05/10/18 7:05:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2031Dave Bryan

''I was only using the CATM officer.''

05/10/18 7:01:15

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 558Funny Bean

Garfield crept up to
rescue his accomplice.

05/10/18 7:01:14

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 558Funny Bean


“Would’ve gotten away with it too,
if it weren’t for those meddling kids
with their laser pens.”

05/10/18 7:00:57

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 558Funny Bean


The police responded quickly
and caught her by a whisker.

05/10/18 7:00:37

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 558Funny Bean

Feline Felon

05/10/18 7:00:25

 
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