The Batmobile

07/02/19 20:00:05

"It's a sext from Catwoman. Time to dust off the old Batpole!"

07/02/19 20:27:47

''Riddle me this, Batman. Try turning the fucking thing off with a pair of gloves.''

07/02/19 20:07:04

Batnav

07/02/19 20:43:53

'Dark Knight
Tall, athletic
Well hung'

07/02/19 20:16:38

"Low battery again... Its the Bane of my life."

07/02/19 20:20:37

"Bloody Vodafone. I can never get a Bat-Signal"

07/02/19 20:00:07

Nearby stores that sell irons. . .

07/02/19 23:53:31

Nokiaturnal

07/02/19 20:42:10

Can you read this for me I'm blind as a

07/02/19 20:21:43

"I got this from Robbin'..."

07/02/19 20:16:11

Swipe right swipe right swipe right swipe right swipe right swipe right swipe right swipe right swipe right swipe right swipe right..........

07/02/19 20:31:35

"This fancy dress party's more like a funeral Rodney."

07/02/19 20:29:52

"This new phone is enough to drive me batty."

07/02/19 20:15:28

I know I'm no Adam West, but I just wanted to be on the big screen.

07/02/19 20:11:32

rodney where are you.You plonker

07/02/19 21:10:53

'Sorry darling, I can't do this anymore, when you got so excited on our first date, what I actually said was I'm a VAT man'.

07/02/19 20:25:11

"It's from Robin, 'Could I pick up a penguin?' "

07/02/19 20:22:41

''Have you ever been involved in an accident that was not your fault?''

07/02/19 20:03:56

"I need Uber-Batmobile is broken."

08/02/19 16:02:11

"How do I take a selfie??"

08/02/19 10:23:36

Batman swiping left on Tinder: Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah...

08/02/19 3:43:55

“Bruce wayin’...his phone.”

08/02/19 2:39:13

'As it happens, I was involved in an accident today that wasn't my fault, Robin was driving'

07/02/19 22:05:17

"Look, Robin. They sell crease-free capes on eBay."

07/02/19 21:28:35

Batteries included

07/02/19 21:01:46

Batman and Mr Freezeframe.

07/02/19 20:57:35

Batthink with wings of plastic.

07/02/19 20:46:02

Batman has a lot of Dick-pics on his phone.

07/02/19 20:36:30

"Help my recent Ex is here, and she's got a baseball bat."

07/02/19 20:24:53

''People keep laughing at me because I've got three ears.''

07/02/19 20:18:20

"Might've known that Monkey Harris'd sell me a crap phone!"

07/02/19 20:14:43

"I ordered the black phone case ... that's the last time I buy my gadget accessories off AliExpress."

07/02/19 20:12:03