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The Batmobile
07/02/19 20:00:05
"It's a sext from Catwoman. Time to dust off the old Batpole!"
07/02/19 20:27:47
''Riddle me this, Batman. Try turning the fucking thing off with a pair of gloves.''
07/02/19 20:07:04
Batnav
07/02/19 20:43:53
'Dark KnightTall, athleticWell hung'
07/02/19 20:16:38
"Low battery again... Its the Bane of my life."
07/02/19 20:20:37
"Bloody Vodafone. I can never get a Bat-Signal"
07/02/19 20:00:07
Nearby stores that sell irons. . .
07/02/19 23:53:31
Nokiaturnal
07/02/19 20:42:10
Can you read this for me I'm blind as a
07/02/19 20:21:43
"I got this from Robbin'..."
07/02/19 20:16:11
Swipe right swipe right swipe right swipe right swipe right swipe right swipe right swipe right swipe right swipe right swipe right..........
07/02/19 20:31:35
"This fancy dress party's more like a funeral Rodney."
07/02/19 20:29:52
"This new phone is enough to drive me batty."
07/02/19 20:15:28
I know I'm no Adam West, but I just wanted to be on the big screen.
07/02/19 20:11:32
rodney where are you.You plonker
07/02/19 21:10:53
'Sorry darling, I can't do this anymore, when you got so excited on our first date, what I actually said was I'm a VAT man'.
07/02/19 20:25:11
"It's from Robin, 'Could I pick up a penguin?' "
07/02/19 20:22:41
''Have you ever been involved in an accident that was not your fault?''
07/02/19 20:03:56
"I need Uber-Batmobile is broken."
08/02/19 16:02:11
"How do I take a selfie??"
08/02/19 10:23:36
Batman swiping left on Tinder: Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah...
08/02/19 3:43:55
“Bruce wayin’...his phone.”
08/02/19 2:39:13
'As it happens, I was involved in an accident today that wasn't my fault, Robin was driving'
07/02/19 22:05:17
"Look, Robin. They sell crease-free capes on eBay."
07/02/19 21:28:35
Batteries included
07/02/19 21:01:46
Batman and Mr Freezeframe.
07/02/19 20:57:35
Batthink with wings of plastic.
07/02/19 20:46:02
Batman has a lot of Dick-pics on his phone.
07/02/19 20:36:30
"Help my recent Ex is here, and she's got a baseball bat."
07/02/19 20:24:53
''People keep laughing at me because I've got three ears.''
07/02/19 20:18:20
"Might've known that Monkey Harris'd sell me a crap phone!"
07/02/19 20:14:43
"I ordered the black phone case ... that's the last time I buy my gadget accessories off AliExpress."
07/02/19 20:12:03