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Mr Dome  Vote score: 9422Mr Dome

I see Santa's back

13/06/19 20:28:34

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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14554Dan Nicholls

He's off to Lapland. That new pole dancing club.

13/06/19 20:12:49

 
Joe Vote score: 1609Joe

Santa Claus is coming to town...

13/06/19 20:05:56

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

Mirage on 34th Street

13/06/19 20:16:07

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

He can't find his ho ho hotel.

13/06/19 20:00:35

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11512Vanessa the Guesser

"No more sherry for me. I'll have to go cold turkey."

13/06/19 20:17:43

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

"It'll be bloody Christmas by the time I think of a good caption for this photo."

13/06/19 20:14:01

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5344James Lennox

"Where did I park my damn sleigh?"

13/06/19 20:03:44

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2102Scrappy Doo

Santa now regrets
eating his dear pets.

14/06/19 0:12:20

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

He knows when you are speeding ...

13/06/19 22:02:55

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

In a sea of red lights, Rudolph was as good as invisible to Santa.

13/06/19 20:32:39

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

Sorry children, but Father Christmas isn't coming this year - you see, just after this photograph was taken he was killed when a baby fell on his head from a great height after being dropped.

13/06/19 20:21:30

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Santa develops Claustrophobia

13/06/19 20:16:24

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3746Stu Dent

Santa resorts to cleaning windshields in the summer months to make ends meet

13/06/19 20:07:34

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

"I'm getting too auld for this sh!t!"

13/06/19 20:06:13

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3746Stu Dent

Take your umbrella love it looks like rain dear

13/06/19 20:02:29

 
Mark England Vote score: 16543Mark England

"I must miss Rudolph. Everywhere I look I see red noses"

13/06/19 21:26:09

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5344James Lennox

After a big night out with the Elves, Santa decided to walk home.

13/06/19 20:02:37

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Miracle on 34th Street - Santa's NOT being mugged.

15/06/19 0:20:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31446Tony Edwards

Santa is going to paint the town red.

13/06/19 21:00:39

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

Now, Mr. Claus, is that right? My sergeant and I would like you walk this straight line to see whether we need to test your blood/alcohol level... as you said that you are missing some ... reindeer???!!!!

13/06/19 20:15:28

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Mr Claus "It'd be rudolph me not to." --stone face
James Lennox Vote score: 5344James Lennox

I see Santa slept in his suit so he wouldn't miss the Boxing Day Sales.

13/06/19 20:15:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Tidings of Comfort and Jaywalking

13/06/19 20:15:03

 
Susan Oldham Susan Oldham

Red man walking

05/07/19 15:33:54

 
Richard  Bottom Vote score: 33Richard Bottom

Gentrification in Lapland displaces local residents

15/06/19 15:07:02

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1367Willie Johnson

Satan was in town last night.

(Edit note: the "n" goes before the "t", not at the end of the name)

14/06/19 7:37:02

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

Pete got Sleighed last night.

13/06/19 22:58:26

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

Driving home for Christmas ... I see red lights all around...Doh ! That's it ! I'm walking !

13/06/19 22:03:01

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Santa obviously didn't learn The Greenland Cross Code.

13/06/19 21:43:26

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9041Dave Bryan

''Ho! Ho! Ho! This caption is hilarious.''

13/06/19 21:41:58

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

Sometimes Santa gets caught out by new trends. Here he is in June having to source battery acid for all the liberal lefties who had milk shake last year.

13/06/19 21:27:00

 
stone face Vote score: 7465stone face

He's just got the sack.....Again.

13/06/19 21:23:01

 
stone face Vote score: 7465stone face

"Did you ever pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?"

13/06/19 21:16:36

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Tony Edwards Vote score: 31446Tony Edwards

He's in need of a Santa nav.

13/06/19 20:57:39

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

The Ho Ho Ho District

13/06/19 20:54:04

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5638Vivvy En

Off into the Smoke Santa had heard there were some lovely crackers to pull

13/06/19 20:52:18

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

Ironically, he was on a list.

13/06/19 20:46:17

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

Only another 3245 miles to go...he'll be home by Christmas

13/06/19 20:43:53

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

"Yule need to get off the road,sir"

13/06/19 20:43:22

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5638Vivvy En

Since the drink/driving ban he'd had to walk everywhere which was a bit of a pig but on the positive side the fatso was off to buy a smaller suit

13/06/19 20:34:39

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

What is black, white and red all over?

Depressing pictures taken in winter.

13/06/19 20:33:25

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6513Glyn Evans

Clear and Present Danger

13/06/19 20:29:56

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Santa goes to the red-lights district.

13/06/19 20:24:17

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6979The Wolf

"Trust me, I know it looks dangerous, but it's safer than being Home Alone"

13/06/19 20:24:11

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

"Sorry I'm late, Jesus was that some fu*king Christmas party!"

13/06/19 20:16:11

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6581Hercules Rockefeller

Saint Nickel-less

13/06/19 20:10:35

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

If only the bloody lights could stay at red! Bah humbug!

13/06/19 20:09:36

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

St Nick heads for an All Saints reunion at St Pancras.

13/06/19 20:07:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11512Vanessa the Guesser

Santa's car has been clamped. The Hum Bug.

13/06/19 20:05:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31446Tony Edwards

The Ghost of Christmas Past.

13/06/19 20:03:56

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Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Merry caristmas!

13/06/19 20:01:45

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6979The Wolf

“Honey, I’m so sorry but I’m afraid Father Christmas won’t be coming this year”
“WHAT? WHY? Have I been naughty?”
“No, I’ve just run him over with my bus”

13/06/19 20:01:14

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

Santa Pause. 6 months...

13/06/19 20:00:55

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

When playing chicken on a busy street, one needs presents of mind.

13/06/19 20:00:10

 
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