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The Wolf Vote score: 3886The Wolf

Disorient Express

16/05/19 20:14:58

 
Joe Vote score: 1601Joe

The Great Train Rubbery

16/05/19 20:43:05

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

'Next stop Edinburgh Waverley'

16/05/19 21:38:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

Thomas the Tanked

16/05/19 20:00:11

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5637Greg Curtis

Surrail

16/05/19 22:10:27

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8787Vanessa the Guesser

Berth defect

16/05/19 21:02:44

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3886The Wolf

Line of duty - Bent bastard

16/05/19 20:06:03

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Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5621Tosser Wivlov

Aye lad, back in the days when we built this track you were allowed to go to the pub at lunchtime.

16/05/19 20:58:54

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

How to train your wagon.

16/05/19 20:33:30

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2626James Lennox

Why landscape gardeners shouldn't build railways.

16/05/19 20:05:23

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 118Madeline Charlton

The long and winding (rail) road ...

16/05/19 20:02:21

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4598C CaMel

The passengers were chuffed to bits.

17/05/19 6:03:18

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2450Stu Dent

So this is the S in HS2

16/05/19 20:55:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5138Dave Bryan

Virgin Rail - No train has managed to go all the way.

16/05/19 20:49:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3959Stephen Bean

"I am Groot."

16/05/19 20:08:14

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20835Ian Skelding

Blurred lines

16/05/19 20:04:35

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4706Chris Halliwell

Well that looks like British Rail.

16/05/19 20:02:57

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5621Tosser Wivlov

Unfortunately the HS2 money was running out once they got past Watford.

16/05/19 20:02:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6252Chris Keegan

I see that bloody flying Scotsman has been down here again.

16/05/19 20:01:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3959Stephen Bean

"I think we're about to go off the beaten track!"

16/05/19 20:00:14

 
Susan Oldham Susan Oldham

Why not jump on the wavy train?

05/07/19 15:40:19

 
Tim Lee-Priore Vote score: 18Tim Lee-Priore

Rail whaaaay!

18/05/19 6:40:22

 
Maria W Maria W

Are we nearly there yet....feeel siiiick

17/05/19 12:09:53

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4598C CaMel

This is where Salvador Dali trained.

17/05/19 6:06:24

 
Dot Old Vote score: 558Dot Old

Hard to gauge railway

16/05/19 23:06:38

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4598C CaMel

Network Fail

16/05/19 22:57:07

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1060Scrappy Doo

♫♫...and I ain't seen the sunshine,
since I don't know when. ♫♫

16/05/19 22:54:13

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1060Scrappy Doo

The Tracks of My Tears

16/05/19 22:30:18

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19319John Glover

Having been caught for the fifth time taking the hand cart along the railway tracks, little Jimmy also had a tender behind.

16/05/19 21:39:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20835Ian Skelding

Malade

16/05/19 21:02:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29785Tony Edwards

"Enjoy your trip, man."

16/05/19 21:00:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6252Chris Keegan

Bending the rails.

16/05/19 20:53:42

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5560Glyn Evans

The hotlines are not open.

16/05/19 20:47:42

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19319John Glover

"Who in their right mind would build a railway track in the middle of nowhere?"
"Marcus Smith, he had a 'loco' motive."

16/05/19 20:45:56

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

It might not look like it but the woods is dark and full of terrors.

16/05/19 20:34:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5138Dave Bryan

''We're going much too fast for that bend. The driver must be loco.''

16/05/19 20:31:47

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

🎵 I've got a ticket to ride...care to buy it off me? 🎵

16/05/19 20:31:23

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

That track is getting curvy by the day. It needs to train.

16/05/19 20:26:38

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20835Ian Skelding

Bad sleepers

16/05/19 20:22:41

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2626James Lennox

PC gone mad.

16/05/19 20:21:56

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2626James Lennox

Brit Rail reacts to claims of homophobia by including less straight, and more bent, tracks.

16/05/19 20:21:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5138Dave Bryan

''I think I'm going off the rails.''

16/05/19 20:15:27

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

Let sleeping logs lie

16/05/19 20:14:42

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29785Tony Edwards

HSSkew

16/05/19 20:10:33

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22149Michael Winner

"We're sorry to announce that this train will be delayed due to unexpectedly bad photoshopping on the line."

16/05/19 20:05:17

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3959Stephen Bean

Unsound track

16/05/19 20:05:01

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6252Chris Keegan

Being pioneers of the car industry, Mercedes launch their new rail network.

16/05/19 20:01:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3886The Wolf

Bloody commuter trains drive me round the bend

16/05/19 20:01:37

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5621Tosser Wivlov

Dad works for Network rail and no way was our house going to be the wrong side of the tracks.

16/05/19 20:01:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

Casey Jones always did have a one track mind.

16/05/19 20:00:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5138Dave Bryan

You wait all day for a train and then all of a sudden you remember it's a Bank Holiday.

16/05/19 20:00:25

 
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