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26/01/23 12:11:11
Why do celebrities give their kids such ridiculous names…
26/01/23 12:00:26
Rock, third from the son.
26/01/23 12:23:55
"They really are a crafty bunch."
26/01/23 12:09:36
“Come in now children. WALK! You should never run with Scissors...”
26/01/23 12:00:13
This is how they choose in China's 1 child rule
26/01/23 12:11:41
Yesterday we learnt how everyone's a winner, and it's the taking part that counts. Today, kids, we're going to learn about real life.
26/01/23 12:09:27, edited: 26/01/23 12:39:04
"Hurry up and take the picture, Dad... Chop chop."
26/01/23 12:35:18
"Let your little sister in the photo, Jack, don't be so blunt"
26/01/23 12:00:49, edited: 26/01/23 12:04:00
The day little Jimmy became a eunuch.
26/01/23 12:00:08
The eldest is very sharp, the middle one academic and the youngest one is just sooooo cute.
27/01/23 8:43:49
"Oh no! All three have appeared at the same time! How will it end?"
26/01/23 13:45:20
Ah, the good old days when you could still inflate your baby with helium for comedic effect, without incurring the wrath of some woke social worker.
26/01/23 13:10:45
While 1 & 2 Were Dressing UP...--------- o ---------Paper, scissorsAnd a tiny REBEL:("I'm not a rock,I'm just a PEBBLE")--------- o ---------Baby Got a Dressing DOWN...
26/01/23 12:00:18, edited: 26/01/23 12:28:48
Rock Paper Scissor Sisters
26/01/23 12:03:30
If scissors win I’ll cut up my tax return, thought Nadhim Zahawi.
26/01/23 12:00:17
Tragically, scissors beat rocks.
26/01/23 14:17:46
John wants to be a surgeon, Janet a writer, while the baby just wants to keep on rocking.
26/01/23 12:43:02
''I've got this terrible urge to start posting gratuitous puns again.''''Just cut it out.'' - Anon
26/01/23 12:16:30
''This afternoon Peter can be scissors instead of rock. He needs changing.''
26/01/23 12:03:01, edited: 26/01/23 12:07:03
The new range at M&S Kids came under some criticism
26/01/23 12:00:41
"But we agreed to have only two children.""Kate, you really don't understand how great this fancy dress costume idea is."
26/01/23 12:00:16
The cat is buried in the flowerbed. Rock on Tommy!
26/01/23 12:00:10
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