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C CaMel Vote score: 4821C CaMel

'live from the paper plane crash, as it unfolds.'

19/01/19 20:19:53

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20964Ian Skelding

" ... Sun disappears from Japanese flag."

19/01/19 20:14:02

 
stone face Vote score: 5695stone face

On a far distant planet...

"Good evening fellow white oblongs. On tonights round up of Planet Oblong news, we issue a warning not to approach this escaped humanoid."

19/01/19 20:53:23

 
stone face Vote score: 5695stone face

"Due to a technical issue, tonight I will be using a felt tip pen to draw you pictures of the news."

19/01/19 20:42:27

 
stone face Vote score: 5695stone face

"And the government has just released this copy of Theresa May's plan B Brexit plan."

19/01/19 20:17:08

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13346Dan Nicholls

Flake News

19/01/19 20:14:56

 
Mark England Vote score: 15617Mark England

"....Cameraman engulfed by Avalanche"

19/01/19 20:11:38

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7625Mr Dome

Dave?

19/01/19 22:19:35

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3133Karyn Harrison

It'll be all white on the night.

19/01/19 20:00:34

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4691Vivvy En

"We're on strike"

19/01/19 20:50:26

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"I, for one, welcome our blancmange overlords."

19/01/19 20:08:44

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3133Karyn Harrison

"It's official. Daz really does wash whiter than white."

19/01/19 20:02:34

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 828Carey Sutton

Governments white paper on Brexit.

19/01/19 23:50:03

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7056Chris Keegan

"Danny Smith reports live from the White House where it's been snowing"

19/01/19 20:59:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19532John Glover

"I'm sorry, we seem to have a technical problem, for some reason the President's lie detector test print out is only showing white lies."

19/01/19 20:25:44

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9402Vanessa the Guesser

"Men outside a vasectomy clinic are reportedly firing blanks."

19/01/19 20:13:56

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5925Hercules Rockefeller

"Reporting live from the top of Mt. Everest, here's Jim with the latest..."

19/01/19 20:11:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7056Chris Keegan

The Duke of Edinburgh to be the next Bond

19/01/19 20:08:19

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2704Stu Dent

PM reveals revised Brexit deal

19/01/19 20:00:29

 
Molly R Vote score: 1122Molly R

There is no news for black people in America today. At least, no good news.

19/01/19 20:00:08

 
larry G. Vote score: 1370larry G.

Breaking the screen is the breaking news.

20/01/19 17:21:25

 
larry G. Vote score: 1370larry G.

Sorry, but my minds a blank.

20/01/19 14:44:12

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4334Kenny Ireland

"And now the traffic update:- The A1 is clear".

20/01/19 12:33:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9515Neil Mackenzie

Media White out replaces the term Black out.

20/01/19 10:01:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5808Dave Bryan

Break-in News: ''As you can see, the thieves have taken absolutely everything.''

20/01/19 7:51:22

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3346James Lennox

"Well folks, it's official. White is the new black."

20/01/19 3:55:38

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5736Greg Curtis

“Authorities are looking for a large polar bear, last seen in THIS snowstorm.”

20/01/19 2:33:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30117Tony Edwards

Arctic TV

19/01/19 22:50:54

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3133Karyn Harrison

"Dido's 'White Flag' has been voted the most boring song ever written."

19/01/19 22:44:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30117Tony Edwards

"What the blankety-blank happened?"

19/01/19 22:42:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30117Tony Edwards

Test card

19/01/19 22:40:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30117Tony Edwards

Freeze-frame

19/01/19 22:19:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30117Tony Edwards

Another government whitewash.

19/01/19 22:17:20

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30117Tony Edwards

Attempts to clean up the news.

19/01/19 22:16:39

 
Molly R Vote score: 1122Molly R

The news is broken.

19/01/19 21:13:49

 
Dot Old Vote score: 602Dot Old

Newsflash lightning

19/01/19 21:06:33

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2700GeeDee

Please note we have blanked out the bits from Prince Philips comments about his car accident, err.. that were not repeatable shall we say

19/01/19 21:04:55

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 66Anthony Smith

"Today I thought I'd start with a clean sheet!"

19/01/19 21:01:11

 
stone face Vote score: 5695stone face

"After another launderette robbery today, police have released this image of the stolen bed sheets."

19/01/19 20:45:32

 
stone face Vote score: 5695stone face

" And here we have a close up of Ryland's teeth."

19/01/19 20:35:09

 
stone face Vote score: 5695stone face

🎵 Ebony and ivory ..together in perfect harmony 🎵 ..."Thank you , as there was no news tonight I thought I'd l'd sing you my favourite song.
And now the weather."

19/01/19 20:33:02

 
stone face Vote score: 5695stone face

"And the teacher was left for dead after being hit with the class whiteboard. Police have warned the public not approach the assailant and have released a photo fit of the whiteboard."

19/01/19 20:27:55

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1288Scrappy Doo

This infographic shows the media lacks diversity.

19/01/19 20:26:31

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"Breaking News: For the first time in T.V history, nothing notable has happened today. No news to report."

19/01/19 20:17:19

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30117Tony Edwards

Whiteout

19/01/19 20:09:47

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3133Karyn Harrison

The WDSP caption contest is under way.

19/01/19 20:09:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9402Vanessa the Guesser

♫ Flash! Ah-ah.. ♫

19/01/19 20:08:51

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3133Karyn Harrison

All Blacks storm to victory in freak blizzard.

19/01/19 20:08:09

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2704Stu Dent

That is his job title not a statement.

19/01/19 20:07:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30117Tony Edwards

Break news

19/01/19 20:04:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7056Chris Keegan

It's bad.

19/01/19 20:02:38

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9402Vanessa the Guesser

Snowflake news.

19/01/19 20:02:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4655The Wolf

"Sorry we appear to have lost the live feed. The team filming Prince Philip in his Landrover will be back as soon as possible"

19/01/19 20:01:45

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2704Stu Dent

President Trump today revived how much Mexico has payed for his border wall

19/01/19 20:01:31

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7056Chris Keegan

"I want a divorce"

19/01/19 20:01:18

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11178 Smuldo

"........"

19/01/19 20:00:27

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11178 Smuldo

The None O'Clock News.

19/01/19 20:00:10

 
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