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"Tony, why is there a shit in the sink?"
11/09/23 11:03:27
Funeral Director:“What were his last words to you after 50 years together?”‘Ouch, he’s bitten my nuts.’“Ok we’ll write he liked football…”
11/09/23 11:59:27, edited: 11/09/23 12:21:40
"Well, the good news is the constipation has resolved itself..."
11/09/23 13:26:20
"I don't suppose you could stop screaming and pass me some loo paper?"
11/09/23 11:59:58
"I've never seen an Andrex puppy move so fast."
11/09/23 11:39:13
Shelog
11/09/23 11:22:50
Acrapnophobia
11/09/23 11:10:27
After living with Dave for five years, Sandra was delighted to find a partner who would always flush the toilet and put the seat down before leaving the bathroom.
11/09/23 11:47:15
It was when I stood there and unzipped my fly that I got really nervous.
11/09/23 11:15:57
Spider-Pan
11/09/23 11:07:14
"Dave, what the hell are you doing in there? My mother needs a wee.""Yeah I know. Two seconds babe."
11/09/23 11:00:41
Arabog
11/09/23 11:03:03
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly, that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her, perhaps she’ll die. There was an old lady who swallowed a spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, perhaps she’ll die, …oh, hang on, that’s a relief!
11/09/23 15:25:08
Cack Widow
11/09/23 11:58:28
How Charmin!
11/09/23 11:13:11
Crappy-crawly
11/09/23 11:10:37
"Huh, It's funny. I don't feel like I'm gonna be sick anymore."
11/09/23 11:08:14
It’s amazing how much crap you see on the web
11/09/23 11:05:17
“Better off out than in “ said Dave
11/09/23 11:04:37
"Occupied!"
11/09/23 11:02:15
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