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"Mum, there's still no sign of Santa."
16/09/23 19:03:37
"Soldiers in the SAS are masters of deception. Take Dave for example. He may look like a little girl but in fact he's 36 years old and a well trained killing machine."
16/09/23 19:24:33
''Hello, Watson.''''Great Scott, Holmes, I didn't recognise you.''
16/09/23 20:20:00
"Have you been playing with my pet squid again Emma?" "No Daddy. What makes you say that?" "Oh, I had an inkling."
16/09/23 19:08:31
"Daddy, I've polished your shoes. Can I have an ice-cream?" "No darling, you've already had one today." "But Daddy, I even polished the carpet, the curtains and your new suit..."
16/09/23 19:30:37
"I begged Justin Trudeau not to have children."
16/09/23 19:08:33
"Is it because I is black?"
16/09/23 19:05:35
Girls from the Blackstuff
16/09/23 19:00:58
“Why on earth have you covered your face with black shoe polish Emma!? Get to the bathroom now! This is going to take ages to get you clean.”“Sorry to interrupt darling, have you you seen my new Super Permanent Black Marker anywhere?”
16/09/23 21:32:31
Gal Jolson
16/09/23 21:07:09
After applying the shoe polish, Kirsty thinks she looks bootyful.
16/09/23 20:43:40
''I can't get her to do anything I say. She's got a mine of her own.''
16/09/23 20:32:28
''As soon as I tell her it's bedtime she starts giving me black looks.''
16/09/23 20:05:09
"Dave, apparently our daughter heard you say I can suck the chrome off an exhaust pipe and she wanted to try... Dave?"
16/09/23 19:32:14, edited: 16/09/23 20:00:51
Bet noire
16/09/23 19:27:28
Coal Tar Soap
16/09/23 19:24:31
No one is born racist, except this kid.
16/09/23 19:17:31, edited: 16/09/23 19:17:52
🎵 I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles My Mammmy 🎵
16/09/23 19:15:26
That's the last time she crosses Putin.
16/09/23 19:13:49
Olivia was suffering a miner make-up malfunction.
16/09/23 19:04:57, edited: 16/09/23 19:05:13
Coal tot
16/09/23 19:00:35
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