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"Do you remember, a little boy wrote to you 18 years ago asking for a bike and a truck? That was me motherf*cker".
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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13348Dan Nicholls

"Do you remember, a little boy wrote to you 18 years ago asking for a bike and a truck? That was me motherf*cker".

22/09/15 19:06:38

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

OK, that dentist has definitely gone too far this time.

22/09/15 19:00:06

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5448Ron Allan

'Sleighed'

22/09/15 19:00:19

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3913Lucky Elperro

Amazon deny attempts to monopolize the home delivery market.

22/09/15 21:01:37

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 37386Cath Jones

"This illegal immigrant thought he was clever trying to sneak into my country"

22/09/15 20:06:27

 
Tracy Davidson Vote score: 9777Tracy Davidson

Bah F*cking Humbug

22/09/15 19:00:31

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19532John Glover

Tesco guarantee all of their meat products are from sustainable resources and are humanely put down.

22/09/15 20:08:05

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5926Hercules Rockefeller

"Now, I have a sniper rifle. Ho-ho-ho."

22/09/15 19:40:34

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Santa Klaus. --Michael Winner
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20964Ian Skelding

Gold, Frankincense and Murder

22/09/15 19:07:09

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20964Ian Skelding

Yuledied

22/09/15 19:00:11

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22330Michael Winner

♫ Chest 'n guts roasting, on an open fire... ♫

23/09/15 6:06:34

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'n' instead of and would make this a little bit better. --Doh Nutter
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Kiss m'ass.

23/09/15 6:20:57

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 7626Mr Dome

A still from the little known crossed film starring Charles Bronson - Death Wish on 34th Street

22/09/15 22:56:54

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

I took a few shots at Santa’s Stag party and put them on Flickr

22/09/15 19:05:29

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5448Ron Allan

♫ Rudolf the red-nosed Reindeer...had a very bloody nose ♫

22/09/15 19:02:51

 
Bad Boy Dennis. Vote score: 1194Bad Boy Dennis.

When I said give this Santa the bullet I meant sack him

23/09/15 8:08:12

 
Tommy FlashBangWallop Vote score: 1412Tommy FlashBangWallop

Job done, that just leaves the Easter bunny.

22/09/15 19:28:55

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30117Tony Edwards

The Hit Man and Fur

22/09/15 19:28:32

 
Tommy FlashBangWallop Vote score: 1412Tommy FlashBangWallop

Jack to base, you won't believe this I just saved the world, I've killed Satan! Ah...

22/09/15 19:05:34

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5926Hercules Rockefeller

"That's for running over my grandma, you fat bastard!"

22/09/15 19:01:57

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 37386Cath Jones

Jack is one gifted marksman.

22/09/15 19:00:28

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9515Neil Mackenzie

Ali the Shepherd shot Saint Nicholas because he had insulted his lamb.

22/09/15 21:19:31

 
Boycie Vote score: 6670Boycie

" ... or ... or ... you could have just broke in and stole the presents. The blood stains will lower their eBay price"

22/09/15 20:40:26

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 37386Cath Jones

"Oh Deer!"

22/09/15 19:02:19

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 37386Cath Jones

Looks like another sleigh-by shooting.

22/09/15 19:00:08

 
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