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Grasper Carrot
29/11/22 12:00:05
Soilmates
29/11/22 12:08:26
It all ended in tears for Kevin when Bernard left him for an Onion.
29/11/22 12:09:55
500 of your 5 a day
29/11/22 12:02:54
Look at what I've just pulled.
29/11/22 16:47:29
"That bodyguard you hired. Did you say he had a black belt in carroty?"
29/11/22 12:03:20
"I can see the root of your problem," said Ralph's therapist.
29/11/22 12:30:43
"I have a question about forbidden love...""Sir, this is Gardeners' Question Time."
29/11/22 12:04:07
Geoff had sworn never to return to vegetable modelling - that was until he was offered a massive carrot.
29/11/22 12:00:12
"...and when I click my fingers your husband will stop thinking he's a rabbi..." "NO, please don't! For the past week he's stopped talking about football and the sex has never been so good."
29/11/22 12:48:02
"Now when I said, go and get my Christmas present and make sure it's at least a single carat..."
29/11/22 12:46:23
Somewhere there’s a giant snowman thinking he’s got Covid.
29/11/22 12:10:01, edited: 29/11/22 12:20:07
“Bloody hell Malcom! How big IS your rabbit you keep going on about?”
29/11/22 12:02:20, edited: 29/11/22 12:02:45
Dave appeared gracious in defeat but was secretly devastated to have lost to a carrot in the Best Hair Competition.
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