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Force Feeding
06/08/18 7:23:05
The food hygiene assessor gave the restaurant a grade zero on hearing that the floor was covered in filth
06/08/18 8:14:09
Law and Order
06/08/18 7:02:14
"There's gonna be a big steak out tonight"
06/08/18 7:00:30
Cops & Whoppers
06/08/18 7:20:13
"I'm in the wrong place" thought the Wimpy kid
06/08/18 8:19:51
"OK boys, grill 'em."
06/08/18 7:12:52
Whose going to pay the Bill?
06/08/18 7:11:20
I thought I could smell bacon
06/08/18 7:59:01
NYPD Queues.
06/08/18 10:00:01
''OK lads, turn on the sirens and the flashing blue lights. We don't want these to go cold.''
06/08/18 7:36:53
''When did you first notice that the mayonnaise had gone missing?''
06/08/18 7:02:53
"We know you were the inside man for the hold up" they asked Steve the cashier, "all we want is the truth, no more whoppers."
06/08/18 7:00:51
Burger King have one of their bizziest nights.
06/08/18 7:47:32
"I could murder a cheeseburger"
06/08/18 7:18:47
"I forgot my uniform" said one of the strippers.
06/08/18 7:05:21
But can you find one when you want one?
06/08/18 7:01:26
Hamburger Bill
06/08/18 12:43:55
"Bloody hell, not what I meant when I said send me the bill."
06/08/18 12:39:57
Channel 5 brings you the unseen moments from fly-on-the-wall police documentaries.
06/08/18 11:08:08
Pigs will eat anything!
06/08/18 10:35:59
Typical night out in Newcastle
06/08/18 8:44:57
"Yo, Juan... this is probably the first time you were giving the orders, aye esé?"
06/08/18 8:40:59
"We'll have to charge you extra...""That's fine."
06/08/18 8:37:04
Police investigate an illegal entry at Burglar King.
06/08/18 8:33:32
"Twenty four Happy Meals please."
06/08/18 8:27:11
''Perhaps you can help us with a medieval murder case. Take a look at these photographs and tell me if you recognise any of these burghers.''
06/08/18 7:32:57
♫ Every bite you takeEvery "Mmm" you makeEvery strawberry shakeEvery slurp you makeThey'll be watching you. ♫
06/08/18 7:23:11
Counter server: "I don't believe my pork pies. Let me guess, bacon cheeseburgers all round."
06/08/18 7:21:00
"Is this kosher?"
06/08/18 7:13:55
This is an emergency, what do you mean you've run out of Donuts.
06/08/18 7:12:32
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