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Leroy Brown Vote score: 7665Leroy Brown

Force Feeding

06/08/18 8:23:05

 
Mark England Vote score: 13905Mark England

The food hygiene assessor gave the restaurant a grade zero on hearing that the floor was covered in filth

06/08/18 9:14:09

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It's all the fuzz. --Pussy Galore
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2629Chris Keegan

Law and Order

06/08/18 8:02:14

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6097Vanessa the Guesser

"There's gonna be a big steak out tonight"

06/08/18 8:00:30

 
ant knee Vote score: 965ant knee

Cops & Whoppers

06/08/18 8:20:13

 
Mark England Vote score: 13905Mark England

"I'm in the wrong place" thought the Wimpy kid

06/08/18 9:19:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20780Michael Winner

"OK boys, grill 'em."

06/08/18 8:12:52

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8600Neil Mackenzie

Whose going to pay the Bill?

06/08/18 8:11:20

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 292Tiny Alien

I thought I could smell bacon

06/08/18 8:59:01

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Tina  Flowers Vote score: 441Tina Flowers

NYPD Queues.

06/08/18 11:00:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1558Dave Bryan

''OK lads, turn on the sirens and the flashing blue lights. We don't want these to go cold.''

06/08/18 8:36:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1558Dave Bryan

''When did you first notice that the mayonnaise had gone missing?''

06/08/18 8:02:53

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4804Glyn Evans

"We know you were the inside man for the hold up" they asked Steve the cashier, "all we want is the truth, no more whoppers."

06/08/18 8:00:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26903Tony Edwards

Burger King have one of their bizziest nights.

06/08/18 8:47:32

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6097Vanessa the Guesser

"I could murder a cheeseburger"

06/08/18 8:18:47

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4804Glyn Evans

"I forgot my uniform" said one of the strippers.

06/08/18 8:05:21

 
Molly Romanov Vote score: 127Molly Romanov

But can you find one when you want one?

06/08/18 8:01:26

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 305Carey Sutton

Hamburger Bill

06/08/18 13:43:55

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17691John Glover

"Bloody hell, not what I meant when I said send me the bill."

06/08/18 13:39:57

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

Channel 5 brings you the unseen moments from fly-on-the-wall police documentaries.

06/08/18 12:08:08

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 608Karyn Harrison

Pigs will eat anything!

06/08/18 11:35:59

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5028Mr Dome

Typical night out in Newcastle

06/08/18 9:44:57

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

"Yo, Juan... this is probably the first time you were giving the orders, aye esé?"

06/08/18 9:40:59

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

"We'll have to charge you extra..."
"That's fine."

06/08/18 9:37:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26903Tony Edwards

Police investigate an illegal entry at Burglar King.

06/08/18 9:33:32

 
stone face Vote score: 1564stone face

"Twenty four Happy Meals please."

06/08/18 9:27:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1558Dave Bryan

''Perhaps you can help us with a medieval murder case. Take a look at these photographs and tell me if you recognise any of these burghers.''

06/08/18 8:32:57

 
ant knee Vote score: 965ant knee

♫ Every bite you take
Every "Mmm" you make
Every strawberry shake
Every slurp you make
They'll be watching you. ♫

06/08/18 8:23:11

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

Counter server: "I don't believe my pork pies. Let me guess, bacon cheeseburgers all round."

06/08/18 8:21:00

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20780Michael Winner

"Is this kosher?"

06/08/18 8:13:55

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7665Leroy Brown

This is an emergency, what do you mean you've run out of Donuts.

06/08/18 8:12:32

 
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