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"Come on Darth, you slaughtered the Jedi, blew up a planet, killed your mentor ... I reckon 200 hours of community service is fair."
17/03/22 8:01:22
“I find your lack of bins disturbing”
17/03/22 8:00:08
"Did you get any formal training on how to clean the streets, Darth?""No! They said just pick it up as you go along "
17/03/22 8:06:20
"Luke, I AM your father. But I sure as heck am not your mother. Start cleaning after yourself from now on."
17/03/22 8:21:51
''What are you doing, Darth? I thought you were a secret assassin for the Emperor.''''He gave me the sack.''
17/03/22 8:21:23
"Join the green side."
17/03/22 11:34:11
"I keep trying to tell Palpatine that we need a trash compactor in this thing."
17/03/22 8:06:01
About 18 years before Episode IV:"That's it, I've had it with baby wipes and nappies. I'm dropping Luke off at the next planet."
17/03/22 8:00:58
Darth hated cleaning his apartment for his weekend custody visits with Luke.
17/03/22 9:49:31
"Sorry to disturb you, Emperor Palatine...But would you be wanting these old betting slips?"
17/03/22 8:12:48
"Emperor, I wish you'd stop leaving plans to the Death Star lying around."
17/03/22 8:11:34
"ME?... I just work here."
17/03/22 11:32:48
“There’s an old saying, look after your Lightsaber … ““ …. and the Lightsaber will look after you?”“No Dave, just look after your Lightsaber.”
17/03/22 8:36:50
"Crushing cans is so much easier than using the force to throttle Commanders"
17/03/22 8:18:16
''I wish they wouldn't Chewbaccy and spit it on the floor.''
17/03/22 8:14:52
''Until I took this job I didn't realise there were so many Galaxies in the universe.''
17/03/22 8:03:52
"Maybe I shouldn't have warned my cleaner not to choke on her aspirations."
17/03/22 8:03:25
The new trailer for Obi-Wan Kenobi looks horrendous.
17/03/22 8:02:47
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