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Joe
signed up: 7 years, 8 months ago
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caption quota: 56
votes given since joining: 611
super vote quota: 31
Journalist in London, from Manchester originally
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Autocorrect can get really annoying 15/08/13 19:30:32 |
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'Is Ringo the best drummer in rock n roll?'John Lennon: 'He's not even the best drummer in the Beatles.' --Joe
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The Katie Hopkins fan convention 2014 07/01/14 20:21:03 |
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Line him up, put him in a field, and bomb the bastard.(nod to the late great Kenny Everet) --John Glover
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World's heaviest seagull lands on boy's head. 01/08/13 7:34:15 |
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‘We’re gonna need a bigger boat...’ 26/04/19 7:54:20 |
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A bigger gravy boat more like. --Dan Nicholls
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After finally buying a computer, Alan was having problems burning his music collection onto discs. 16/10/13 8:05:01 |
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Alice wasn't too sure about this new diet candy floss 25/08/13 7:07:20 |
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Eric cringed as his mum and dad left for Parents' Evening 11/08/13 7:58:08 |
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Thanks - much appreciated --Joe
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Soon you will have to opt in to view pictures of hard-paw corn. 27/07/13 7:44:58 |
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04/09/13 19:16:39 |
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04/02/21 21:02:30 |
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yeah, you're probably right... I've actually never tasted one... isn't that how AIDS got started? --Mauris Iocus
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27/04/19 21:46:37 |
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01/05/19 7:46:51 |
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Sorry - completely missed that when I scrolled through. I’ve voted yours up so you are higher up than me now --Joe
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12/06/17 20:28:40 |
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My privates are standing to attention 14/02/15 21:20:45 |
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The grow-your-own-punk kits were a success 19/10/13 7:25:22 |
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No problem. People can just pick their favourite of the two . --Joe
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16/09/13 19:26:45 |
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25/08/13 7:09:13 |
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09/08/13 7:05:06 |
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♫ The wheels on the bus go down, down, down ♫ 30/07/13 12:58:48 |
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Santa Claus is coming to town... 13/06/19 19:05:56 |
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16/05/19 19:43:05 |
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Subbuteo Water Polo never really took off 16/05/19 7:33:49 |
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Off she went with a humpity-hump... hump, hump, hump 07/03/16 21:53:15 |
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14/10/13 19:21:49 |
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14/10/13 7:41:14 |
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We've been stuck here for hours - I blame the super polly grip 08/10/13 13:26:59 |
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01/09/13 19:08:37 |
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Right, we really need to nail this gang who are nicking police cars. 27/08/13 13:14:41 |
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11/08/13 11:58:34 |
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A nice sit down and a cup of... T in the Park 09/08/13 12:44:32 |
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05/08/13 13:13:22 |
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Thanks for your nice comment. I only joined a few weeks ago, so don't think I've seen your caption. It took me much longer than it should have to come up with it. --Joe
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Ironically, she couldn't find the spare tyre 05/08/13 7:12:43 |
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Male bears... female bears... I'll have them all - I'm bi-polar. 24/07/13 7:05:32 |
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Once again, vertical stripes have a slimming effect. 23/07/13 7:39:48 |
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Over the shoulder boulder holder 22/07/13 11:15:15 |
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21/04/17 20:47:35 |
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20/10/16 20:53:05 |
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Why the smile? She's Saint Knickerless, and I'm no angel! 09/02/15 22:11:18 |
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09/01/15 20:26:44 |
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Looked in the book - can't find that position but it's worth a try. --Bad Boy Dennis.
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26/11/14 21:18:36 |
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13/07/13 18:04:27 |
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18/05/14 12:59:39 |
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16/10/13 20:40:02 |
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Is that a yellow overall or a big mac? 13/10/13 19:17:21 |
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He's definitely wearing Klingon pants 13/10/13 11:11:28 |
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07/10/13 7:13:03 |
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Is that the captain's log or are you just pleased to see me? 29/09/13 19:49:12 |
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Channel 4 accused of dumbing down the new series of Deal or no Deal 06/09/13 22:48:10 |
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I'd say he's raised the intellectual level of most contestants. --Chris Brooks
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A little less conversation a little more traction please 04/09/13 19:54:42 |
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30/08/13 21:35:45 |
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After the Apple fell from the tree, he took time to ponder Newton's theory of gravity 21/08/13 12:54:29 |
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With hindsight, that is neater. Thanks --Joe
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18/08/13 9:47:58 |
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'1st word... Two syllables...' 08/08/13 19:16:18 |
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02/06/19 15:43:11 |
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Blankety-Blank was getting increasingly desperate towards the end of its run 24/05/19 15:49:11 |
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It was important to them that their dog had a roll at the wedding ceremony 01/05/19 12:50:06 |
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The 40th anniversary series of Bullseye was hardly a ratings winner. 06/08/19 12:57:36 |
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23/07/19 12:36:15 |
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A long time ago in a church hall, available for hire for very reasonable rates, far, far away... 31/05/19 7:50:24 |
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27/05/19 19:03:35 |
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Just the one, like. To calm the collie wobbles 29/04/19 8:00:45 |
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26/04/19 16:54:23 |
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Fancy a quickie? Head next door to Pony Express 17/04/19 17:06:20 |
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02/04/17 20:42:45 |
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What's happened to your face? It looks very Saw 26/02/17 22:10:55 |
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We shall Skype them on the beaches... 12/02/17 21:57:44 |
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17/08/16 21:15:11 |
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05/08/16 21:06:10 |
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I'll give you a piece of my mind! 13/04/15 20:58:46 |
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01/03/15 20:06:10 |
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Honda painted Matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs 01/01/15 13:08:34 |
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30/12/14 20:49:32 |
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bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, Anne 18/11/14 21:16:51 |
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28/06/14 21:59:40 |
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Yep - paunch works better --Joe
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18/11/13 9:36:33 |
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The animated version of The Flumps was better 09/10/13 12:37:14 |
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Posey, Perkin & Pootle - even just their names put a smile on my face. --Joe
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'Pieces of eight' 08/10/13 13:26:16 |
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Captain! Pass me the ball. I'm unmarked on the right wing... 08/09/13 12:46:38 |
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07/09/13 8:59:32 |
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You look nothing like your brother Barry 05/09/13 21:58:12 |
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05/09/13 7:05:53 |
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29/08/13 20:22:51 |
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Barry potter and the order of the phoenix 27/08/13 21:45:54 |
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23/08/13 19:27:54 |
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Remember the Alamo... and to take your shoes off 19/08/13 20:30:21 |
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'My precious, my precious... No, not you love' 09/08/13 19:11:21 |
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After many unsuccessful dates, it was Lisa's turn to stand some men up. 26/07/13 7:19:42 |
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Oh no,I'm going to have to retriever again 09/06/20 22:03:38 |
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‘Sorry, Andrea, I was sure you said you wanted a Kermit-ment ring’ 21/11/19 19:55:07 |
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Connor regretted buying that magnetic watch 10/05/19 7:33:18 |
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Everyone stay back. He's got a loaded Magnum! 30/08/16 20:07:00 |
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She was only 24, but already a spinster 05/04/16 20:57:52 |
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Alice always followed the No Feet On The Seats rule 08/03/15 12:51:37 |
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Lassie Come Home... And bring me a burger and chips - I'm starving 01/10/13 7:06:21 |
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Dress down Friday at the Vatican was a partial success 04/09/13 7:12:32 |
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Yes absolutely. A golden era for band names: Ned's Atomic Dustbin, James Dean Driving Experience, & Pop Will Eat Itself come to mind. Towards the thrash end of things, Napalm Death & Extreme Noise Terror were the top bands, with great names, but ... --Gordon Bannerman
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The Missus doesn't know I'm AC/DC 31/08/13 19:26:14 |
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The casting for Man on a Wire wasn't going well 29/08/13 7:31:10 |
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Skateboarding had helped bring shy Sammy out of his shell 20/08/13 7:32:10 |
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What did you do in the Great War, daddy? 13/08/13 19:32:31 |
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Chessington World of Disappointment 08/08/13 7:20:06 |
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After a few weeks the government realised their waterboarding technique needed some fine-tuning 06/08/13 12:56:56 |
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Proof that knitting and LSD don't mix: Knit one, Purl one, Drop one, tune in, turn on, drop out. 05/08/13 21:30:18 |
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Army assault courses ain't what they used to be 31/07/13 7:15:16 |
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"Ah, finally, there it is", said Bono, "that thing that I've been looking for." --Michael Winner
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Just another Thorsday at school 23/07/13 16:30:46 |
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I didn't like these albums at first, but they're real growers 13/06/14 5:01:25 |
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Orchestral manoeuvres in the dark 18/11/13 14:25:02 |
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Donald, where's your troosers! 18/10/13 13:07:38 |
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'There's a hot male goose over there' 18/10/13 7:50:32 |
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We shall frighten on the beaches 15/10/13 7:15:00 |
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Give me more fries and I'll get you a Michelin star - my dad's Michelin Man 04/10/13 7:32:43 |
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Tony wasn't going to attempt to slide down the bannister a second time. 27/09/13 7:12:24 |
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Beryl was happy to just watch the young men on the nudist beach, but Audrey had a stroke 17/09/13 19:43:35 |
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The least successful of the Old Spice adverts 25/08/13 19:22:55 |
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I think yours is better - sorry for ruining it! --Joe
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The weight watchers Femidom demonstration wasn't a great success 18/08/13 11:01:18 |
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Yes, hanging's a little extreme, but you forget about 'Wear a Hat Friday' and you pay the price. 14/08/13 7:32:12 |
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That's 12 weeks David Blaine has been in there now - incredible! 10/08/13 21:03:44 |
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I'm not sure this crop circle will be that effective, Geoff. 08/08/13 17:22:30 |
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Sorry, love, a Highland Fling is out of the question 07/08/13 13:02:33 |
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As you can see, this particular model has a sizeable boot(y) 05/08/13 7:09:01 |
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Medieval Knievel waits patiently for the invention of the motorbike 29/07/13 7:28:14 |
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The Easycruise didn't quite live up to expectations 26/07/13 12:22:36 |
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Close the door, it's Friesian outside 21/07/13 19:38:20 |
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Take it back... I wanted a space hopper! 23/07/20 21:33:22 |
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There was no truth to the rumours that since Hugh Heffner's death quality control had suffered [Joe]
Yes - sorry missed that. I've voted it up
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There was no truth to the rumours that since Hugh Heffner's death quality control had suffered [Joe]
Thanks for your vote. I appreciate that.
9:59pm
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There was no truth to the rumours that since Hugh Heffner's death quality control had suffered [Joe]
see 20:17:41
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Diving belle [Joe]
Clever! I learned a variation of that song when I was in the Scouts, same tune but it was "Robert Baden Powell had many Scouts". I still smile when I think of all of us waving our arms and legs and turning round and round.
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🎵Father Abraham had venisons. Venisons had Father Abraham… 🎵 [Joe]
Just the one word, could be stronger.
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She was fetching when we met [Joe]
Nah, even monkeys have better taste than that.
3:08pm
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If you take an infinite number of monkeys and an infinite number of pubs, eventually one of them will finish a pint of Foster's [Joe]
yeah, you're probably right... I've actually never tasted one... isn't that how AIDS got started?
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If you take an infinite number of monkeys and an infinite number of pubs, eventually one of them will finish a pint of Foster's [Joe]
"I d-d-dream.. shrrrllggh... I d-dreammm... ohhh... FFF! .. ssshhwgggllrrr... morrrre BOOOOOOOZE!!!"
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Jeanie and the bottle [Joe]
Known locally as Raga-Nothin
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Russell (supermarket own) Brand [Joe]