lol

🎵 Wheel meat again 🎵

02/05/19 14:04:27

clever x2

Quick, call Tony Blair! I knew if we searched long enough we'd find hidden arms in a rack

31/03/22 20:16:58

creative

Older... Budweiser

31/08/13 8:04:14

Mod-life crisis

21/07/13 9:05:15

Oil barren

01/09/13 20:10:21

Autocorrect can get really annoying

15/08/13 20:30:32

Lipreading made easy

08/03/14 10:09:35

Bin-go Starr

02/09/13 8:11:56

Sure Would Forest!

04/06/15 20:47:28

The Katie Hopkins fan convention 2014

07/01/14 20:21:03

Super naturals!

06/10/13 21:33:20

World's heaviest seagull lands on boy's head.

01/08/13 8:34:15

"˜We're gonna need a bigger boat...'

26/04/19 8:54:20

After finally buying a computer, Alan was having problems burning his music collection onto discs.

16/10/13 9:05:01

Alice wasn't too sure about this new diet candy floss

25/08/13 8:07:20

creative

Eric cringed as his mum and dad left for Parents' Evening

11/08/13 8:58:08

creative

Soon you will have to opt in to view pictures of hard-paw corn.

27/07/13 8:44:58

creative

They regretted booking their bargain Greek holiday over the phone - this wasn't the Rhodes break they expected.

25/07/13 9:42:30

Elvis has left the building

04/09/13 20:16:39

I came home with a 6ft blonde, she took off her coat and inside was a 5ft blonde... then a 4ft blonde...

16/11/21 20:14:00

creative

If you take an infinite number of monkeys and an infinite number of pubs, eventually one of them will finish a pint of Foster's

04/02/21 21:02:30

Pork "˜n' ride

26/06/19 13:15:09

"˜And so it came to pass...'

05/05/19 8:34:33

Last nan standing

27/04/19 22:46:37

clever

🎵 "˜You get your bunny for nothing and your chicks for free'

22/04/19 19:48:59

Pup Fiction

17/02/21 21:35:53

He's a keeper

01/05/19 8:46:51

Club 1830(AD)

12/06/17 21:28:40

My privates are standing to attention

14/02/15 21:20:45

The grow-your-own-punk kits were a success

19/10/13 8:25:22

Ass in the pane

16/09/13 20:26:45

They regretted hiring the cut-price balloon modeller when he took 5 minutes to create his 'George from Rainbow'

25/08/13 8:09:13

Hedgedog

09/08/13 8:05:06

creative

🎵 The wheels on the bus go down, down, down 🎵

30/07/13 13:58:48

"˜I'm more bashful than you'
"˜No, I'm the shyer horse'

10/04/21 20:08:03

Destiny's Chilled

15/03/21 20:22:59

Santa Claus is coming to town...

13/06/19 20:05:56

The Great Train Rubbery

16/05/19 20:43:05

Subbuteo Water Polo never really took off

16/05/19 8:33:49

Off she went with a humpity-hump... hump, hump, hump

07/03/16 21:53:15

Hot chick

07/03/15 12:30:16

Get-out claws

14/10/13 20:21:49

Arctic roll

14/10/13 8:41:14

We've been stuck here for hours - I blame the super polly grip

08/10/13 14:26:59

Forest pump

01/09/13 20:08:37

Right, we really need to nail this gang who are nicking police cars.

27/08/13 14:14:41

In bed with Mad Donna

11/08/13 12:58:34

A nice sit down and a cup of... T in the Park

09/08/13 13:44:32

Meet the Flockers

05/08/13 14:13:22

Ironically, she couldn't find the spare tyre

05/08/13 8:12:43

Male bears... female bears... I'll have them all - I'm bi-polar.

24/07/13 8:05:32

Once again, vertical stripes have a slimming effect.

23/07/13 8:39:48

Over the shoulder boulder holder

22/07/13 12:15:15

I wondered what made Jim beam

21/08/21 15:30:24

clever

Karma caught up with Alan after he ate a Polo

28/06/21 22:38:07

'Jack, can you nip down the shop and get me one of those round mint chocolate biscuits I used to have 30 years ago. And while you're there, can you get me a gardening implement and some Bacardi?'
'Ah-ha - Right you are... Yoyo, hoe, and a bottle of rum!'

18/05/21 20:22:45

"˜I can't believe you got the film part, Alan!'
"˜Me neither, Clive! I haven't looked at the script yet, but reckon my role will be expanded for Godfather II and Godfather III'

10/04/21 20:11:20

Rule of thumb

22/03/21 20:09:11

Get typing Billy...
B...I...G....P...U...R...P...L...E... B...O...T...T...O...M...S...DOT.COM

21/03/21 8:43:25

signs of madness

21/04/17 21:47:35

Dick chainy

20/10/16 21:53:05

Why the smile? She's Saint Knickerless, and I'm no angel!

09/02/15 22:11:18

Llama sutra

09/01/15 20:26:44

Kate Moss

26/11/14 21:18:36

Silver-tongued

19/11/13 14:24:35

Chairmen

13/08/13 8:07:20

Wacky Faces

13/07/13 19:04:27

Sandwich spread

18/05/14 13:59:39

Babe's in the wood

16/10/13 21:40:02

Is that a yellow overall or a big mac?

13/10/13 20:17:21

He's definitely wearing Klingon pants

13/10/13 12:11:28

Oh look, the sun's come out.

07/10/13 8:13:03

Is that the captain's log or are you just pleased to see me?

29/09/13 20:49:12

Channel 4 accused of dumbing down the new series of Deal or no Deal

06/09/13 23:48:10

A little less conversation a little more traction please

04/09/13 20:54:42

Dong Corleone

30/08/13 22:35:45

I got this from odd bins

26/08/13 13:32:03

After the Apple fell from the tree, he took time to ponder Newton's theory of gravity

21/08/13 13:54:29

Pooper's got a brand-new bag

18/08/13 10:47:58

'1st word... Two syllables...'
'Not planet of the apes AGAIN, George!'

08/08/13 20:16:18

After the high-profile campaign against sexy covers for lads' mags, Nuts reveals the front page of its September issue.

02/08/13 8:32:21

Tummy guns

16/07/13 18:22:10

Racing from Dong-caster

02/06/19 16:43:11

Blankety-Blank was getting increasingly desperate towards the end of its run

24/05/19 16:49:11

It was important to them that their dog had a roll at the wedding ceremony

01/05/19 13:50:06

That's a shame, because a picture is worth a thousand...
Well what I was trying to describe was, well it's a bit difficult without any visual representation but the main gist of my thought process which was conveyed by the photographic image was to put across an aide memoire, if you like, or to put it another way, a kaleidoscope of colours to kickstart the thought process into...

30/04/19 9:11:17

Bright shed revisited

15/02/17 21:02:11

Canine the Barbarian

12/02/17 21:54:52

And so it came to pass

15/05/22 21:51:25

Nice pair... Nice pair... Nice pair... Nice pair...

15/04/21 9:03:18

Just next to Bacon is the grave of Dippyegg and the tomb of the Unknown Soldiers

11/04/21 13:04:44

Doberman Pincher

25/03/21 20:43:51

The 40th anniversary series of Bullseye was hardly a ratings winner.

06/08/19 13:57:36

Tatt's My boy!

23/07/19 13:36:15

A long time ago in a church hall, available for hire for very reasonable rates, far, far away...

31/05/19 8:50:24

Habit forming

27/05/19 20:03:35

Last stop before the bypass

21/05/19 18:16:26

Just the one, like. To calm the collie wobbles

29/04/19 9:00:45

"˜How would you like your steak and onion sandwich, sir...Rare? Medium?'
"˜Weld on'
"˜Mmm, odd request, but the customer is always right, I guess...'

26/04/19 17:54:23

clever

Fancy a quickie? Head next door to Pony Express

17/04/19 18:06:20