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	lol 🎵 Wheel meat again 🎵 02/05/19 14:04:27	24

	Wheelie Nelson 05/08/23 13:33:23	19

	clever x2 Quick, call Tony Blair! I knew if we searched long enough we'd find hidden arms in a rack 31/03/22 20:16:58	2 18
That can't be true. Get a grip! --Willie Johnson
	creative Older... Budweiser 31/08/13 8:04:14	15

	Mod-life crisis 21/07/13 9:05:15	15

	'How are the AA meetings going Sally?' 'Erm... well I've done 12 steps' 17/05/23 20:27:45	15

	Oil barren 01/09/13 20:10:21	14

	Autocorrect can get really annoying 15/08/13 20:30:32	14

	Lipreading made easy 08/03/14 10:09:35	13

	Bin-go Starr 02/09/13 8:11:56	3 13
'Is Ringo the best drummer in rock n roll?'John Lennon: 'He's not even the best drummer in the Beatles.' --Joe
	Sure Would Forest! 04/06/15 20:47:28	13

	This is just what I needed - a Minnie break! 21/08/23 19:20:23	12

	The Katie Hopkins fan convention 2014 07/01/14 20:21:03	1 12
Line him up, put him in a field, and bomb the bastard.(nod to the late great Kenny Everet) --John Glover
	Super naturals! 06/10/13 21:33:20	12

	World's heaviest seagull lands on boy's head. 01/08/13 8:34:15	12

	Club 1830 05/09/23 20:07:51	11

	"˜We're gonna need a bigger boat...' 26/04/19 8:54:20	1 11
A bigger gravy boat more like. --Dan Nicholls
	After finally buying a computer, Alan was having problems burning his music collection onto discs. 16/10/13 9:05:01	11

	Alice wasn't too sure about this new diet candy floss 25/08/13 8:07:20	11

	creative Eric cringed as his mum and dad left for Parents' Evening 11/08/13 8:58:08	2 11
Thanks - much appreciated --Joe
	creative Soon you will have to opt in to view pictures of hard-paw corn. 27/07/13 8:44:58	11

	creative They regretted booking their bargain Greek holiday over the phone - this wasn't the Rhodes break they expected. 25/07/13 9:42:30	11

	Elvis has left the building 04/09/13 20:16:39	10

	I came home with a 6ft blonde, she took off her coat and inside was a 5ft blonde... then a 4ft blonde... 16/11/21 20:14:00	10

	creative If you take an infinite number of monkeys and an infinite number of pubs, eventually one of them will finish a pint of Foster's 04/02/21 21:02:30	2 10
yeah, you're probably right... I've actually never tasted one... isn't that how AIDS got started? --Mauris Iocus
	Pork "˜n' ride 26/06/19 13:15:09	10

	"˜And so it came to pass...' 05/05/19 8:34:33	10

	Last nan standing 27/04/19 22:46:37	10

	clever 🎵 "˜You get your bunny for nothing and your chicks for free' 22/04/19 19:48:59	10

	Pup Fiction 17/02/21 21:35:53	9

	He's a keeper 01/05/19 8:46:51	2 9
Sorry - completely missed that when I scrolled through. Iâ€™ve voted yours up so you are higher up than me now --Joe
	Club 1830(AD) 12/06/17 21:28:40	9

	My privates are standing to attention 14/02/15 21:20:45	9

	The grow-your-own-punk kits were a success 19/10/13 8:25:22	3 9
No problem. People can just pick their favourite of the two . --Joe
	Ass in the pane 16/09/13 20:26:45	9

	They regretted hiring the cut-price balloon modeller when he took 5 minutes to create his 'George from Rainbow' 25/08/13 8:09:13	9

	Hedgedog 09/08/13 8:05:06	9

	creative 🎵 The wheels on the bus go down, down, down 🎵 30/07/13 13:58:48	9

	Rookie 06/08/23 20:08:35	8

	Don Corleone made him an offer he couldn't understand 11/06/23 20:22:01	8

	"˜I'm more bashful than you' "˜No, I'm the shyer horse' 10/04/21 20:08:03	8

	Destiny's Chilled 15/03/21 20:22:59	8

	Santa Claus is coming to town... 13/06/19 20:05:56	8

	The Great Train Rubbery 16/05/19 20:43:05	8

	Subbuteo Water Polo never really took off 16/05/19 8:33:49	8

	Off she went with a humpity-hump... hump, hump, hump 07/03/16 21:53:15	8

	Hot chick 07/03/15 12:30:16	8

	Get-out claws 14/10/13 20:21:49	8

	Arctic roll 14/10/13 8:41:14	8

	We've been stuck here for hours - I blame the super polly grip 08/10/13 14:26:59	8

	Forest pump 01/09/13 20:08:37	8

	Right, we really need to nail this gang who are nicking police cars. 27/08/13 14:14:41	8

	In bed with Mad Donna 11/08/13 12:58:34	8

	A nice sit down and a cup of... T in the Park 09/08/13 13:44:32	8

	Meet the Flockers 05/08/13 14:13:22	2 8
Thanks for your nice comment. I only joined a few weeks ago, so don't think I've seen your caption. It took me much longer than it should have to come up with it. --Joe
	Ironically, she couldn't find the spare tyre 05/08/13 8:12:43	8

	Male bears... female bears... I'll have them all - I'm bi-polar. 24/07/13 8:05:32	8

	Once again, vertical stripes have a slimming effect. 23/07/13 8:39:48	8

	Over the shoulder boulder holder 22/07/13 12:15:15	8

	I wondered what made Jim beam 21/08/21 15:30:24	7

	clever Karma caught up with Alan after he ate a Polo 28/06/21 22:38:07	7

	'Jack, can you nip down the shop and get me one of those round mint chocolate biscuits I used to have 30 years ago. And while you're there, can you get me a gardening implement and some Bacardi?' 'Ah-ha - Right you are... Yoyo, hoe, and a bottle of rum!' 18/05/21 20:22:45	7

	"˜I can't believe you got the film part, Alan!' "˜Me neither, Clive! I haven't looked at the script yet, but reckon my role will be expanded for Godfather II and Godfather III' 10/04/21 20:11:20	1 7
Nothing like a head start. And I'm sure you'll be head and shoulders above the rest. --Willie Johnson
	Rule of thumb 22/03/21 20:09:11	7

	Get typing Billy... B...I...G....P...U...R...P...L...E... B...O...T...T...O...M...S...DOT.COM 21/03/21 8:43:25	1 7
Haha, my favourite colour's purple but hoping I never have a big purple bottom! --Dot Old
	signs of madness 21/04/17 21:47:35	7

	Dick chainy 20/10/16 21:53:05	7

	Why the smile? She's Saint Knickerless, and I'm no angel! 09/02/15 22:11:18	7

	Llama sutra 09/01/15 20:26:44	1 7
Looked in the book - can't find that position but it's worth a try. --Bad Boy Dennis.
	Kate Moss 26/11/14 21:18:36	7

	Silver-tongued 19/11/13 14:24:35	7

	Chairmen 13/08/13 8:07:20	7

	Wacky Faces 13/07/13 19:04:27	7

	Sandwich spread 18/05/14 13:59:39	6

	Babe's in the wood 16/10/13 21:40:02	6

	Is that a yellow overall or a big mac? 13/10/13 20:17:21	6

	He's definitely wearing Klingon pants 13/10/13 12:11:28	6

	Oh look, the sun's come out. 07/10/13 8:13:03	6

	Is that the captain's log or are you just pleased to see me? 29/09/13 20:49:12	6

	Channel 4 accused of dumbing down the new series of Deal or no Deal 06/09/13 23:48:10	1 6
I'd say he's raised the intellectual level of most contestants. --Chris Brooks
	A little less conversation a little more traction please 04/09/13 20:54:42	6

	Dong Corleone 30/08/13 22:35:45	6

	I got this from odd bins 26/08/13 13:32:03	6

	After the Apple fell from the tree, he took time to ponder Newton's theory of gravity 21/08/13 13:54:29	2 6
With hindsight, that is neater. Thanks --Joe
	Pooper's got a brand-new bag 18/08/13 10:47:58	6

	'1st word... Two syllables...' 'Not planet of the apes AGAIN, George!' 08/08/13 20:16:18	6

	After the high-profile campaign against sexy covers for lads' mags, Nuts reveals the front page of its September issue. 02/08/13 8:32:21	6

	Tummy guns 16/07/13 18:22:10	6

	'...and here we are, Barnard Castle - told you there was nothing wrong with my eyesight.' 25/05/23 21:35:06	6

	CAUTION: STAMEN AT WORK 24/05/23 20:34:27	6

	Are you sure this is a pedigree Norwegian Forest cat, love? 01/11/22 21:15:01	6

	Racing from Dong-caster 02/06/19 16:43:11	6

	Blankety-Blank was getting increasingly desperate towards the end of its run 24/05/19 16:49:11	6

	It was important to them that their dog had a roll at the wedding ceremony 01/05/19 13:50:06	6

	That's a shame, because a picture is worth a thousand... Well what I was trying to describe was, well it's a bit difficult without any visual representation but the main gist of my thought process which was conveyed by the photographic image was to put across an aide memoire, if you like, or to put it another way, a kaleidoscope of colours to kickstart the thought process into... 30/04/19 9:11:17	6

	Bright shed revisited 15/02/17 21:02:11	6

	Canine the Barbarian 12/02/17 21:54:52	6

	'Something tells me we're not in Kansas any more, Toto...' 30/08/22 22:33:04	5

	And so it came to pass 15/05/22 21:51:25	5

	Nice pair... Nice pair... Nice pair... Nice pair... 15/04/21 9:03:18	5