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02/05/19 14:04:27 |
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05/08/23 13:33:23 |
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Quick, call Tony Blair! I knew if we searched long enough we'd find hidden arms in a rack 31/03/22 20:16:58 |
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That can't be true. Get a grip! --Willie Johnson
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31/08/13 8:04:14 |
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21/07/13 9:05:15 |
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'How are the AA meetings going Sally?' 17/05/23 20:27:45 |
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01/09/13 20:10:21 |
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Autocorrect can get really annoying 15/08/13 20:30:32 |
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08/03/14 10:09:35 |
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02/09/13 8:11:56 |
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'Is Ringo the best drummer in rock n roll?'John Lennon: 'He's not even the best drummer in the Beatles.' --Joe
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04/06/15 20:47:28 |
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This is just what I needed - a Minnie break! 21/08/23 19:20:23 |
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The Katie Hopkins fan convention 2014 07/01/14 20:21:03 |
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Line him up, put him in a field, and bomb the bastard.(nod to the late great Kenny Everet) --John Glover
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06/10/13 21:33:20 |
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World's heaviest seagull lands on boy's head. 01/08/13 8:34:15 |
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05/09/23 20:07:51 |
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"ËœWe're gonna need a bigger boat...' 26/04/19 8:54:20 |
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A bigger gravy boat more like. --Dan Nicholls
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After finally buying a computer, Alan was having problems burning his music collection onto discs. 16/10/13 9:05:01 |
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Alice wasn't too sure about this new diet candy floss 25/08/13 8:07:20 |
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Eric cringed as his mum and dad left for Parents' Evening 11/08/13 8:58:08 |
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Thanks - much appreciated --Joe
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Soon you will have to opt in to view pictures of hard-paw corn. 27/07/13 8:44:58 |
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25/07/13 9:42:30 |
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04/09/13 20:16:39 |
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16/11/21 20:14:00 |
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04/02/21 21:02:30 |
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yeah, you're probably right... I've actually never tasted one... isn't that how AIDS got started? --Mauris Iocus
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26/06/19 13:15:09 |
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05/05/19 8:34:33 |
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27/04/19 22:46:37 |
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22/04/19 19:48:59 |
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17/02/21 21:35:53 |
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01/05/19 8:46:51 |
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Sorry - completely missed that when I scrolled through. I’ve voted yours up so you are higher up than me now --Joe
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12/06/17 21:28:40 |
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My privates are standing to attention 14/02/15 21:20:45 |
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The grow-your-own-punk kits were a success 19/10/13 8:25:22 |
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No problem. People can just pick their favourite of the two . --Joe
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16/09/13 20:26:45 |
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25/08/13 8:09:13 |
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09/08/13 8:05:06 |
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🎵 The wheels on the bus go down, down, down 🎵 30/07/13 13:58:48 |
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06/08/23 20:08:35 |
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Don Corleone made him an offer he couldn't understand 11/06/23 20:22:01 |
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"ËœI'm more bashful than you' 10/04/21 20:08:03 |
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15/03/21 20:22:59 |
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Santa Claus is coming to town... 13/06/19 20:05:56 |
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16/05/19 20:43:05 |
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Subbuteo Water Polo never really took off 16/05/19 8:33:49 |
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Off she went with a humpity-hump... hump, hump, hump 07/03/16 21:53:15 |
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07/03/15 12:30:16 |
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14/10/13 20:21:49 |
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14/10/13 8:41:14 |
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We've been stuck here for hours - I blame the super polly grip 08/10/13 14:26:59 |
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01/09/13 20:08:37 |
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Right, we really need to nail this gang who are nicking police cars. 27/08/13 14:14:41 |
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11/08/13 12:58:34 |
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A nice sit down and a cup of... T in the Park 09/08/13 13:44:32 |
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05/08/13 14:13:22 |
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Thanks for your nice comment. I only joined a few weeks ago, so don't think I've seen your caption. It took me much longer than it should have to come up with it. --Joe
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Ironically, she couldn't find the spare tyre 05/08/13 8:12:43 |
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Male bears... female bears... I'll have them all - I'm bi-polar. 24/07/13 8:05:32 |
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Once again, vertical stripes have a slimming effect. 23/07/13 8:39:48 |
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Over the shoulder boulder holder 22/07/13 12:15:15 |
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21/08/21 15:30:24 |
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Karma caught up with Alan after he ate a Polo 28/06/21 22:38:07 |
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18/05/21 20:22:45 |
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10/04/21 20:11:20 |
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Nothing like a head start. And I'm sure you'll be head and shoulders above the rest. --Willie Johnson
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22/03/21 20:09:11 |
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Get typing Billy... 21/03/21 8:43:25 |
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Haha, my favourite colour's purple but hoping I never have a big purple bottom! --Dot Old
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21/04/17 21:47:35 |
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20/10/16 21:53:05 |
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Why the smile? She's Saint Knickerless, and I'm no angel! 09/02/15 22:11:18 |
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09/01/15 20:26:44 |
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Looked in the book - can't find that position but it's worth a try. --Bad Boy Dennis.
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26/11/14 21:18:36 |
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19/11/13 14:24:35 |
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13/08/13 8:07:20 |
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13/07/13 19:04:27 |
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18/05/14 13:59:39 |
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16/10/13 21:40:02 |
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Is that a yellow overall or a big mac? 13/10/13 20:17:21 |
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He's definitely wearing Klingon pants 13/10/13 12:11:28 |
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07/10/13 8:13:03 |
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Is that the captain's log or are you just pleased to see me? 29/09/13 20:49:12 |
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Channel 4 accused of dumbing down the new series of Deal or no Deal 06/09/13 23:48:10 |
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I'd say he's raised the intellectual level of most contestants. --Chris Brooks
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A little less conversation a little more traction please 04/09/13 20:54:42 |
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30/08/13 22:35:45 |
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26/08/13 13:32:03 |
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After the Apple fell from the tree, he took time to ponder Newton's theory of gravity 21/08/13 13:54:29 |
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With hindsight, that is neater. Thanks --Joe
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18/08/13 10:47:58 |
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'1st word... Two syllables...' 08/08/13 20:16:18 |
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02/08/13 8:32:21 |
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16/07/13 18:22:10 |
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'...and here we are, Barnard Castle - told you there was nothing wrong with my eyesight.' 25/05/23 21:35:06 |
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24/05/23 20:34:27 |
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Are you sure this is a pedigree Norwegian Forest cat, love? 01/11/22 21:15:01 |
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02/06/19 16:43:11 |
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Blankety-Blank was getting increasingly desperate towards the end of its run 24/05/19 16:49:11 |
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It was important to them that their dog had a roll at the wedding ceremony 01/05/19 13:50:06 |
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30/04/19 9:11:17 |
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15/02/17 21:02:11 |
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12/02/17 21:54:52 |
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'Something tells me we're not in Kansas any more, Toto...' 30/08/22 22:33:04 |
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15/05/22 21:51:25 |
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Nice pair... Nice pair... Nice pair... Nice pair... 15/04/21 9:03:18 |
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Sorry - completely missed that when I scrolled through. I've voted yours up so you are higher up than me now
1:04pm
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He's a keeper [Joe]
see 20:17:41
4:25pm
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Diving belle [Joe]
Nah, even monkeys have better taste than that.
3:08pm
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If you take an infinite number of monkeys and an infinite number of pubs, eventually one of them will finish a pint of Foster's [Joe]
yeah, you're probably right... I've actually never tasted one... isn't that how AIDS got started?
3:22pm
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If you take an infinite number of monkeys and an infinite number of pubs, eventually one of them will finish a pint of Foster's [Joe]
Haha, my favourite colour's purple but hoping I never have a big purple bottom!
8:54am
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Get typing Billy...
B...I...G....P...U...R...P...L...E... B...O...T...T...O...M...S...DOT.COM [Joe]
Nothing like a head start. And I'm sure you'll be head and shoulders above the rest.
8:19pm
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"ËœI can't believe you got the film part, Alan!'
"ËœMe neither, Clive! I haven't looked at the script yet, but reckon my role will be expanded for Godfather II and Godfather III' [Joe]
"And don't forget J Lo's 'I Ain't Your Mama'!".
11:17pm
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And here's your special birthday song
🎵 ♬ Oh Annie... I'm not your Daddy🎵 ♬ [Joe]
I'm surprised they found them!
8:20pm
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Quick, call Tony Blair! I knew if we searched long enough we'd find hidden arms in a rack [Joe]
That can't be true. Get a grip!
8:58pm
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Quick, call Tony Blair! I knew if we searched long enough we'd find hidden arms in a rack [Joe]
This is very similar to Mon 12:07:23, isn't it? Maybe I'm missing something...
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What do you think of the show so far...? [Joe]