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Chris Keegan Vote score: 7056Chris Keegan

"Come on officer, I was only doing a fraction over"

17/09/18 11:00:08

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19944John Llamas

Does that still apply for a 4 x 4?

17/09/18 12:00:54

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13346Dan Nicholls

"Recalculating..."

17/09/18 11:13:27

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 978Glad You Remember

Sorry, I don't think & drive.

17/09/18 16:53:42

 
stone face Vote score: 5695stone face

Road sine.

17/09/18 15:40:10

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22330Michael Winner

The DVLA have been criticised for making the new driving test too difficult.

17/09/18 11:51:38

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20964Ian Skelding

Signs and Cosigns

17/09/18 11:23:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9402Vanessa the Guesser

"Is this a Formula 1 circuit?"

17/09/18 11:10:20

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5736Greg Curtis

"You can solve the equation, but it will never explain Y."

17/09/18 14:32:06

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

Top Gear meets Countdown.

17/09/18 11:00:48

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7625Mr Dome

45

17/09/18 12:39:21

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22330Michael Winner

"Professor, do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am."

17/09/18 11:40:12

 
Zelphalina Tuivaga Zelphalina Tuivaga

Speed signs in china

22/09/18 17:37:57

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9515Neil Mackenzie

What speed was I doing? I always snort down the white line Officer.

17/09/18 22:10:37

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 978Glad You Remember

If year=1993 and x=Unlimited then there's no limit.

17/09/18 16:59:27

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

People are divided on the new road signs that are multiplying all over the country. Personally I think it's all pi in the sky.

17/09/18 16:35:13

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3319Paul Woolley

"Sorry Officer, I can't do equations!"

"Well here's an easier one: You=nicked!"

17/09/18 16:18:08

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5736Greg Curtis

"While you're figuring that out, officer, calcuLATER!.."

17/09/18 14:59:12

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2353Crunchy Chords

“And what caused you to lose control on the bend?”
“Forgot to divide by two.“

17/09/18 14:37:56

 
Mark England Vote score: 15617Mark England

"Sorry officer, the car just seemed to go off on a tangent"

17/09/18 13:28:53

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20964Ian Skelding

"You can do any speed you want, how you get to the answer is more important than the answer."

17/09/18 12:58:22

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4691Vivvy En

Sign of the times

17/09/18 12:55:21

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 828Carey Sutton

Well that just about sums it up

17/09/18 12:36:11

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 828Carey Sutton

Well that just about sums it up

17/09/18 12:36:11

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 828Carey Sutton

I don't speak algebrarian😊

17/09/18 12:31:18

 
Sam Dance Vote score: 120Sam Dance

Crash course in mathematics

17/09/18 12:02:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30117Tony Edwards

"Pass."

17/09/18 11:55:04

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22330Michael Winner

Square route.

17/09/18 11:45:44

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22330Michael Winner

Don't drink and derive.

17/09/18 11:42:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20964Ian Skelding

mph or kph?

17/09/18 11:36:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30117Tony Edwards

I've reached the limit of my mathematical ability.

17/09/18 11:18:48

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5717Glyn Evans

Some people are into speed, some are into math.

17/09/18 11:17:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5808Dave Bryan

Car Share

17/09/18 11:15:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5808Dave Bryan

''It's stupid you saying 'hurry up or we'll be late'. You need to see both sides of the equation.''

17/09/18 11:12:34

 
Mark England Vote score: 15617Mark England

"These signs are getting ridiculous. It's ever since that bloody Carol Vorderman got voted Mayoress"

17/09/18 11:07:24

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7056Chris Keegan

Sorry, my X can bloody well work it out for herself

17/09/18 11:04:01

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37384Welsh Rarebit

X marks the blind spot

17/09/18 11:03:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37384Welsh Rarebit

Some speed limits are mental.

17/09/18 11:03:21

 
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