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Chris Keegan Vote score: 6252Chris Keegan

"Come on officer, I was only doing a fraction over"

17/09/18 12:00:08

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19885John Llamas

Does that still apply for a 4 x 4?

17/09/18 13:00:54

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12936Dan Nicholls

"Recalculating..."

17/09/18 12:13:27

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 951Glad You Remember

Sorry, I don't think & drive.

17/09/18 17:53:42

 
stone face Vote score: 4876stone face

Road sine.

17/09/18 16:40:10

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22149Michael Winner

The DVLA have been criticised for making the new driving test too difficult.

17/09/18 12:51:38

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20835Ian Skelding

Signs and Cosigns

17/09/18 12:23:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8787Vanessa the Guesser

"Is this a Formula 1 circuit?"

17/09/18 12:10:20

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5637Greg Curtis

"You can solve the equation, but it will never explain Y."

17/09/18 15:32:06

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

Top Gear meets Countdown.

17/09/18 12:00:48

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7135Mr Dome

45

17/09/18 13:39:21

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22149Michael Winner

"Professor, do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am."

17/09/18 12:40:12

 
Zelphalina Tuivaga Zelphalina Tuivaga

Speed signs in china

22/09/18 18:37:57

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9337Neil Mackenzie

What speed was I doing? I always snort down the white line Officer.

17/09/18 23:10:37

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 951Glad You Remember

If year=1993 and x=Unlimited then there's no limit.

17/09/18 17:59:27

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

People are divided on the new road signs that are multiplying all over the country. Personally I think it's all pi in the sky.

17/09/18 17:35:13

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3308Paul Woolley

"Sorry Officer, I can't do equations!"

"Well here's an easier one: You=nicked!"

17/09/18 17:18:08

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5637Greg Curtis

"While you're figuring that out, officer, calcuLATER!.."

17/09/18 15:59:12

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2017Crunchy Chords

“And what caused you to lose control on the bend?”
“Forgot to divide by two.“

17/09/18 15:37:56

 
Mark England Vote score: 15248Mark England

"Sorry officer, the car just seemed to go off on a tangent"

17/09/18 14:28:53

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20835Ian Skelding

"You can do any speed you want, how you get to the answer is more important than the answer."

17/09/18 13:58:22

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4414Vivvy En

Sign of the times

17/09/18 13:55:21

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 670Carey Sutton

Well that just about sums it up

17/09/18 13:36:11

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 670Carey Sutton

Well that just about sums it up

17/09/18 13:36:11

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 670Carey Sutton

I don't speak algebrarian😊

17/09/18 13:31:18

 
Sam Dance Vote score: 120Sam Dance

Crash course in mathematics

17/09/18 13:02:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29785Tony Edwards

"Pass."

17/09/18 12:55:04

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22149Michael Winner

Square route.

17/09/18 12:45:44

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22149Michael Winner

Don't drink and derive.

17/09/18 12:42:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20835Ian Skelding

mph or kph?

17/09/18 12:36:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29785Tony Edwards

I've reached the limit of my mathematical ability.

17/09/18 12:18:48

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5560Glyn Evans

Some people are into speed, some are into math.

17/09/18 12:17:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5138Dave Bryan

Car Share

17/09/18 12:15:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5138Dave Bryan

''It's stupid you saying 'hurry up or we'll be late'. You need to see both sides of the equation.''

17/09/18 12:12:34

 
Mark England Vote score: 15248Mark England

"These signs are getting ridiculous. It's ever since that bloody Carol Vorderman got voted Mayoress"

17/09/18 12:07:24

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6252Chris Keegan

Sorry, my X can bloody well work it out for herself

17/09/18 12:04:01

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

X marks the blind spot

17/09/18 12:03:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

Some speed limits are mental.

17/09/18 12:03:21

 
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