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Stu Dent Vote score: 2716Stu Dent

When I said I wanted a cake with a big number two on it I meant her age

08/02/19 20:05:14

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Typo "meant", but nice caption :) --James Lennox
Funny Bean Vote score: 5013Funny Bean

Defecake

08/02/19 20:00:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30136Tony Edwards

"Let them eat shit."

08/02/19 20:35:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30136Tony Edwards

.....and in turd place.

08/02/19 20:33:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37424Welsh Rarebit

Warning: May contain nuts

08/02/19 21:40:43

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4821C CaMel

'Not to be sniffed at.'

08/02/19 21:23:09

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11194 Smuldo

Dungdee Cake.

08/02/19 20:14:33

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 473Generic RedHead

Heston Blumenthal has gone too far this time.

08/02/19 22:03:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20964Ian Skelding

Bog standard cake

08/02/19 20:02:04

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2506Tracey Sarge

Lemon turd topping

08/02/19 20:00:50

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 978Glad You Remember

Some people still can't handle GBBO's move to Channel 4.

09/02/19 13:54:44

 
Mark England Vote score: 15620Mark England

"Yuk, that's disgusting. I hate buttercream!"

08/02/19 20:33:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5892Dave Bryan

''I don't care if your mother spent three hours baking the cake. It still tastes like shit.''

08/02/19 20:18:55

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19547John Glover

"I thought cakes were banned from this years fete, someone said that the chairman had passed a motion on it."

08/02/19 20:16:20

 
stone face Vote score: 5719stone face

" Happy turd-day to you..Happy turd-day to you."

08/02/19 20:14:50

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4821C CaMel

Star baker goes to Gillian Mckeith

09/02/19 9:58:54

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1300Scrappy Doo

Gordon Ramsay is gonna lose his shit when he sees this.

09/02/19 2:37:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7658Mr Dome

Paying homage to the 30 anniversary of the film 'Tremors'

09/02/19 0:15:13

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7658Mr Dome

Not quite the fudge cake I had in mind

09/02/19 0:13:12

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7658Mr Dome

Two girls, one cup cake

09/02/19 0:06:01

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1300Scrappy Doo

Crap Suzette

08/02/19 23:04:01

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2506Tracey Sarge

"Steam coming off it..it must be still hot"

08/02/19 21:23:27

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2506Tracey Sarge

"Shut your cake hole"

08/02/19 21:21:45

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2506Tracey Sarge

Mr Kipling "excrement good cakes"

08/02/19 20:47:06

 
stone face Vote score: 5719stone face

"Remember kids before you go, I'll put a piece of cake in a doggy bag for you to take home."

08/02/19 20:18:19

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30136Tony Edwards

Shateau

08/02/19 20:09:54

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4710The Wolf

"Thank f*ck I'm diabetic"

08/02/19 20:04:22

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5892Dave Bryan

Dog pound cake

08/02/19 20:01:35

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 910Karen Oakenfull

How clever of the cat to not to bury its doodoos in the cake. He obviously didn’t want ruin all my hard work.

08/02/19 20:00:58

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9445Vanessa the Guesser

Many happy returds

08/02/19 20:00:44

 
Dot Old Vote score: 606Dot Old

The Great Sh*tish Bake Off

08/02/19 20:00:17

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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37424Welsh Rarebit

Cack Forest Gateau

08/02/19 20:00:04

 
Malcolm SLATER Malcolm SLATER

My Cakehole is firmly closed!

27/04/19 16:51:58

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2506Tracey Sarge

When shit hits the flan

10/02/19 0:30:03

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 331Charles Gilbert

Why... it's custurd of course.

09/02/19 16:44:14

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4821C CaMel

"I started to think I might not be the favourite."

09/02/19 9:49:49

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2362Crunchy Chords

"Monsieur, why do you refuse to pay for thees? You come to my patisserie, you ask me to make for you a sheet cake, and voilà, I make for you a sheet cake."

09/02/19 8:37:57

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5629Tosser Wivlov

Truckers?

09/02/19 0:12:58

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5629Tosser Wivlov

All I said darling was "No candles, so who gives a shit" and somebody did.

09/02/19 0:12:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7658Mr Dome

I'm sorry but I thought the topping was actually mean to look like him, not merely be a representation of Piers Morgan

09/02/19 0:07:50

 
jon  jordan Vote score: 133jon jordan

Slice Of Keek Anyone?

08/02/19 23:11:37

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4821C CaMel

Happy Boxing Day!

08/02/19 21:27:53

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7113Chris Keegan

Just revealed, Mary Berry's statement regarding no longer being involved with Bake Off.

08/02/19 21:09:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30136Tony Edwards

I scream cake.

08/02/19 21:08:25

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 805Sam Cass

A meal shit for a king.

08/02/19 21:05:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30136Tony Edwards

A shiton cake.

08/02/19 20:42:00

 
Mark England Vote score: 15620Mark England

"What's wrong? You told me to find something to keep the flies off the cake"

08/02/19 20:40:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20964Ian Skelding

"For Heaven's sake Paul, if you didn't like the cake you only had to say so."

08/02/19 20:21:01

 
stone face Vote score: 5719stone face

Well on this year's Bake Off final, this cake stool the show.

08/02/19 20:20:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37424Welsh Rarebit

The winning cake was the cream of the crap.

08/02/19 20:12:44

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3408James Lennox

Weightwatchers extreme meal plan.

08/02/19 20:12:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5892Dave Bryan

You can't have your cake and eat it.

08/02/19 20:07:24

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2362Crunchy Chords

Baking a great cake is easier said than dung.

08/02/19 20:06:09

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4709Vivvy En

"Love... nice job"

08/02/19 20:02:45

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7113Chris Keegan

♪ "Happy Birthday to poo..."♪

08/02/19 20:02:18

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3168Karyn Harrison

Amber Heard baked Johnny Depp a special cake to celebrate their divorce.

08/02/19 20:02:14

 
Molly R Vote score: 1141Molly R

"I told my mum I *didn't* want one of her crappy birthday cakes!"

08/02/19 20:02:01

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37424Welsh Rarebit

At the restaurant, the portions were so big, I had to ask for a doggy bag.

08/02/19 20:00:40

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3408James Lennox

Dog-log cake

08/02/19 20:00:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37424Welsh Rarebit

Looks like sh*t, feels like sh*t, tastes like sh*t

08/02/19 20:00:17

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20964Ian Skelding

"Meadhdh's turdy today."

08/02/19 20:00:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7113Chris Keegan

"You've bloody well forgotten to let Max out yet again...that's just the icing on the cake!"

08/02/19 20:00:11

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4710The Wolf

The great British break off

08/02/19 20:00:09

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2362Crunchy Chords

I thought my bake looked fine but the judges were troubled by my soggy bottom.

08/02/19 20:00:07

 
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