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When I said I wanted a cake with a big number two on it I meant her age
08/02/19 20:05:14
Defecake
08/02/19 20:00:25
"Let them eat shit."
08/02/19 20:35:12
.....and in turd place.
08/02/19 20:33:08
Warning: May contain nuts
08/02/19 21:40:43
'Not to be sniffed at.'
08/02/19 21:23:09
Dungdee Cake.
08/02/19 20:14:33
Heston Blumenthal has gone too far this time.
08/02/19 22:03:28
Bog standard cake
08/02/19 20:02:04
Lemon turd topping
08/02/19 20:00:50
Some people still can't handle GBBO's move to Channel 4.
09/02/19 13:54:44
"Yuk, that's disgusting. I hate buttercream!"
08/02/19 20:33:47
''I don't care if your mother spent three hours baking the cake. It still tastes like shit.''
08/02/19 20:18:55
"I thought cakes were banned from this years fete, someone said that the chairman had passed a motion on it."
08/02/19 20:16:20
" Happy turd-day to you..Happy turd-day to you."
08/02/19 20:14:50
Star baker goes to Gillian Mckeith
09/02/19 9:58:54
Gordon Ramsay is gonna lose his shit when he sees this.
09/02/19 2:37:02
Paying homage to the 30 anniversary of the film 'Tremors'
09/02/19 0:15:13
Not quite the fudge cake I had in mind
09/02/19 0:13:12
Two girls, one cup cake
09/02/19 0:06:01
Crap Suzette
08/02/19 23:04:01
"Steam coming off it..it must be still hot"
08/02/19 21:23:27
"Shut your cake hole"
08/02/19 21:21:45
Mr Kipling "excrement good cakes"
08/02/19 20:47:06
"Remember kids before you go, I'll put a piece of cake in a doggy bag for you to take home."
08/02/19 20:18:19
Shateau
08/02/19 20:09:54
"Thank f*ck I'm diabetic"
08/02/19 20:04:22
Dog pound cake
08/02/19 20:01:35
How clever of the cat to not to bury its doodoos in the cake. He obviously didn’t want ruin all my hard work.
08/02/19 20:00:58
Many happy returds
08/02/19 20:00:44
The Great Sh*tish Bake Off
08/02/19 20:00:17
Cack Forest Gateau
08/02/19 20:00:04
When shit hits the flan
10/02/19 0:30:03
Why... it's custurd of course.
09/02/19 16:44:14
"I started to think I might not be the favourite."
09/02/19 9:49:49
"Monsieur, why do you refuse to pay for thees? You come to my patisserie, you ask me to make for you a sheet cake, and voilà, I make for you a sheet cake."
09/02/19 8:37:57
Truckers?
09/02/19 0:12:58
All I said darling was "No candles, so who gives a shit" and somebody did.
09/02/19 0:12:02
I'm sorry but I thought the topping was actually mean to look like him, not merely be a representation of Piers Morgan
09/02/19 0:07:50
Slice Of Keek Anyone?
08/02/19 23:11:37
Happy Boxing Day!
08/02/19 21:27:53
Just revealed, Mary Berry's statement regarding no longer being involved with Bake Off.
08/02/19 21:09:44
I scream cake.
08/02/19 21:08:25
A meal shit for a king.
08/02/19 21:05:52
A shiton cake.
08/02/19 20:42:00
"What's wrong? You told me to find something to keep the flies off the cake"
08/02/19 20:40:50
"For Heaven's sake Paul, if you didn't like the cake you only had to say so."
08/02/19 20:21:01
Well on this year's Bake Off final, this cake stool the show.
08/02/19 20:20:08
The winning cake was the cream of the crap.
08/02/19 20:12:44
Weightwatchers extreme meal plan.
08/02/19 20:12:16
You can't have your cake and eat it.
08/02/19 20:07:24
Baking a great cake is easier said than dung.
08/02/19 20:06:09
"Love... nice job"
08/02/19 20:02:45
♪ "Happy Birthday to poo..."♪
08/02/19 20:02:18
Amber Heard baked Johnny Depp a special cake to celebrate their divorce.
08/02/19 20:02:14
"I told my mum I *didn't* want one of her crappy birthday cakes!"
08/02/19 20:02:01
At the restaurant, the portions were so big, I had to ask for a doggy bag.
08/02/19 20:00:40
Dog-log cake
08/02/19 20:00:23
Looks like sh*t, feels like sh*t, tastes like sh*t
"Meadhdh's turdy today."
08/02/19 20:00:12
"You've bloody well forgotten to let Max out yet again...that's just the icing on the cake!"
08/02/19 20:00:11
The great British break off
08/02/19 20:00:09
I thought my bake looked fine but the judges were troubled by my soggy bottom.
08/02/19 20:00:07
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