lol

When I said I wanted a cake with a big number two on it I meant her age

08/02/19 20:05:14

Defecake

08/02/19 20:00:25

"Let them eat shit."

08/02/19 20:35:12

creative

.....and in turd place.

08/02/19 20:33:08

Warning: May contain nuts

08/02/19 21:40:43

'Not to be sniffed at.'

08/02/19 21:23:09

Dungdee Cake.

08/02/19 20:14:33

Heston Blumenthal has gone too far this time.

08/02/19 22:03:28

Bog standard cake

08/02/19 20:02:04

Lemon turd topping

08/02/19 20:00:50

Some people still can't handle GBBO's move to Channel 4.

09/02/19 13:54:44

"Yuk, that's disgusting. I hate buttercream!"

08/02/19 20:33:47

''I don't care if your mother spent three hours baking the cake. It still tastes like shit.''

08/02/19 20:18:55

"I thought cakes were banned from this years fete, someone said that the chairman had passed a motion on it."

08/02/19 20:16:20

" Happy turd-day to you..Happy turd-day to you."

08/02/19 20:14:50

Star baker goes to Gillian Mckeith

09/02/19 9:58:54

Gordon Ramsay is gonna lose his shit when he sees this.

09/02/19 2:37:02

Paying homage to the 30 anniversary of the film 'Tremors'

09/02/19 0:15:13

Not quite the fudge cake I had in mind

09/02/19 0:13:12

Two girls, one cup cake

09/02/19 0:06:01

Crap Suzette

08/02/19 23:04:01

"Steam coming off it..it must be still hot"

08/02/19 21:23:27

"Shut your cake hole"

08/02/19 21:21:45

Mr Kipling "excrement good cakes"

08/02/19 20:47:06

"Remember kids before you go, I'll put a piece of cake in a doggy bag for you to take home."

08/02/19 20:18:19

Shateau

08/02/19 20:09:54

"Thank f*ck I'm diabetic"

08/02/19 20:04:22

Dog pound cake

08/02/19 20:01:35

How clever of the cat to not to bury its doodoos in the cake. He obviously didn’t want ruin all my hard work.

08/02/19 20:00:58

Many happy returds

08/02/19 20:00:44

The Great Sh*tish Bake Off

08/02/19 20:00:17

Cack Forest Gateau

08/02/19 20:00:04

When shit hits the flan

10/02/19 0:30:03

Fertil-icing

09/02/19 20:17:13

Why... it's custurd of course.

09/02/19 16:44:14

"I started to think I might not be the favourite."

09/02/19 9:49:49

"Monsieur, why do you refuse to pay for thees? You come to my patisserie, you ask me to make for you a sheet cake, and voilà, I make for you a sheet cake."

09/02/19 8:37:57

Truckers?

09/02/19 0:12:58

All I said darling was "No candles, so who gives a shit" and somebody did.

09/02/19 0:12:02

I'm sorry but I thought the topping was actually mean to look like him, not merely be a representation of Piers Morgan

09/02/19 0:07:50

Slice Of Keek Anyone?

08/02/19 23:11:37

Happy Boxing Day!

08/02/19 21:27:53

Just revealed, Mary Berry's statement regarding no longer being involved with Bake Off.

08/02/19 21:09:44

I scream cake.

08/02/19 21:08:25

A meal shit for a king.

08/02/19 21:05:52

A shiton cake.

08/02/19 20:42:00

"What's wrong? You told me to find something to keep the flies off the cake"

08/02/19 20:40:50

"For Heaven's sake Paul, if you didn't like the cake you only had to say so."

08/02/19 20:21:01

Well on this year's Bake Off final, this cake stool the show.

08/02/19 20:20:08

The winning cake was the cream of the crap.

08/02/19 20:12:44