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Not exactly what I had in mind when I ordered the deep pan.
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D C Vote score: 2689D C

Not exactly what I had in mind when I ordered the deep pan.

10/11/12 23:24:39

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

"Urine for a treat!"

10/11/12 20:00:08

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

..and here's your table sir. Now just wait while I sort you out a stool.

10/11/12 23:45:52

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7004Hercules Rockefeller

"Mrs. Beckham, your table is ready."

10/11/12 20:00:38

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1092Stephen Graham

"Could I have Number 2 on the menu please?"

10/11/12 20:04:55

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11711Smuldo

A Shit down meal.

10/11/12 20:18:08

 
Pablo Cabello Vote score: 3393Pablo Cabello

The service was bog standard, and the food was crap.

10/11/12 21:01:28

 
F Mackay Vote score: 19119F Mackay

"Let's go somewhere else, the food's dire 'ere."

10/11/12 20:07:39

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

I refuse to eat here. Unless you give me a spoon.

10/11/12 20:04:02

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F Mackay Vote score: 19119F Mackay

"Waiter, there's a pubic hair in my bowl."

10/11/12 20:12:34

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Crap suzette

10/11/12 21:56:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32511Tony Edwards

"This place has really gone down the pan since we were last here."

10/11/12 21:00:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32511Tony Edwards

"Would you like to choose a roll sir?"

10/11/12 20:35:34

 
Guido van der Velden Vote score: 2222Guido van der Velden

"leave the cutlery, I'll get you a straw".

10/11/12 20:09:38

 
Jon Lloyd-jones Vote score: 509Jon Lloyd-jones

Sorry, I thought you said dinner was on John?

11/11/12 16:48:52

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5931C CaMel

After a large starter, I had soaked nuts.

11/11/12 0:52:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32511Tony Edwards

"The Stool Pigeon is highly recommended."

10/11/12 22:49:32

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20860John Glover

Marge was a thoughtful wife, she always knew when Reg was constipated.

10/11/12 20:51:03

 
Guido van der Velden Vote score: 2222Guido van der Velden

Man on hunger strike caught cheating.

10/11/12 20:45:26

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32511Tony Edwards

"I will have the Faecessoise to start."

10/11/12 20:07:22

 
Guido van der Velden Vote score: 2222Guido van der Velden

"I hope you like it, I tried to eat as many peanuts, corn and hard bits to give it some texture."

10/11/12 20:06:03

 
Dan Dan Vote score: 5606Dan Dan

A Meal for Poo.

10/11/12 20:00:52

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23482Michael Winner

I read that the average kitchen chopping board has around 200% more bacteria than the average toilet seat, so I swapped them around.

Also, I've found a great way to wash my vegetables.

11/11/12 7:38:58

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5488Ron Allan

Eat, Stink And Pee Merry

10/11/12 22:40:15

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22917Ian Skelding

"Lucky I didn't tell him about the dirty knife."

10/11/12 20:36:30

 
David Devine Vote score: 1725David Devine

It's nothing really Sir, just that you'll shit yourself when you get the bill.

10/11/12 20:30:59

 
Guido van der Velden Vote score: 2222Guido van der Velden

How to say eat shit in any language.

10/11/12 20:20:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32511Tony Edwards

"It's all about putting bums on seats."

10/11/12 20:14:49

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 884Nina Dutton

Toad in the hole

10/11/12 20:01:40

 
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