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	clever x2 Beware of colours that run. 20/01/23 20:07:45	24

	Beryl was asked to help with the protest if she had nothing on. 30/01/23 12:01:45	20

	They just can't go straight 29/01/23 20:11:00	20

	Tom Cruise 15/04/23 8:01:52	16

	clever Art for arse sake 19/03/23 8:07:21	16

	clever Tom had always been a chick magnet 12/04/23 8:03:49	15

	As luck would have it Brian had been looking for a way to break the ice with Beryl for ages. 02/05/23 20:08:51	13

	Brian was having a bad hair day and it wasn't even his! 08/05/23 20:02:14	12

	Surf and turf 20/04/23 12:01:25	12

	''I'm telling you Beryl, I just wanted to curl up and dye''. 03/03/23 8:04:07	12

	A very down to earth couple. 09/02/23 12:01:06	12

	Lead puss not into temptation 22/04/23 12:31:15	11

	Baby shower 19/04/23 13:14:42	11

	I was going to enrol but I lost my introduction letter. 21/02/23 9:32:45	11

	Brian woke up this morning with half a mind to shave off his beard. 19/02/23 12:44:45	11

	Mewcastle 22/05/23 9:05:27	10

	''Sorry Harry but I'm afraid you will never be king'' 05/05/23 12:06:48	10

	These boots are made for rocking. 10/02/23 8:02:42	10

	He was a very engaging man 02/02/23 8:25:33, edited: 02/02/23 8:26:10	10

	It's such a pity that the local beach has gone to the dogs 30/04/23 20:01:22	9

	''I'm just popping out, will you hold the fort?'' 20/04/23 8:14:52	9

	Sitting bricks 27/03/23 12:37:24	9

	Second hand chair 20/02/23 16:00:23	9

	''For f**k's sake Brian, you could've emptied the manure out first!'' 04/05/23 8:02:01	8

	Sweet nothings in my ears 04/03/23 20:05:37	8

	Bog standard chair 28/02/23 8:05:04	8

	All in all it's just another brick you can call 20/02/23 20:05:23	8

	''Yes thanks, I'm enjoying my retirement, after all I've had a good run''. 30/04/23 20:06:10	7

	Land of mint and honey 17/04/23 20:01:05	7

	Laughing stock 06/04/23 8:34:07	7

	Bad stair day 13/03/23 8:00:28	7

	He smirked knowingly as she left him for a new life in the sun. 03/03/23 20:01:06	7

	Put your money where your mouth is 14/01/23 10:09:46	7

	I see Brian can still attract the birds. 03/05/23 12:06:16	6

	He was a big wig in his local pub 01/05/23 8:12:11	6

	Rex on the beach 30/04/23 20:01:44	6

	Chest of claws 21/04/23 14:22:16	6

	''I think we should have counted our chickens before they hatched love'' 12/04/23 8:01:26	6

	My friend also built himself a tree house but 'It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing'. 08/04/23 13:07:52	6

	Coming home so dirty from the pits was a miner thing. 04/04/23 11:50:43	6

	Even as a youngster he was a bad egg. 24/03/23 16:39:35	6

	Brian had a reputation of being a home wrecker 20/03/23 14:00:38	6

	I walked round the corner and came to a head. 17/03/23 20:10:36	6

	Below zero tolerance 12/03/23 20:05:08	6

	He's gone the whole hog 02/03/23 8:29:57	6

	Air to the throne. 28/02/23 8:02:58	6

	Funky Dory 27/02/23 20:49:53	6

	Screaming bancheese 28/01/23 12:38:37	6

	''This phone needs to be in custardy'' 10/05/23 8:01:06	5

	He was determined to become a new potato 08/05/23 13:46:56	5

	Never buy a border collie when you're pi**ed. 04/04/23 12:06:56	5

	''You gotta get outta here quick. They're making a little boy and they've already pinched my tail'' 20/03/23 20:41:18	5

	Halfway house 20/03/23 12:00:58	5

	Body building. 12/03/23 9:07:16	5

	We liked to keep a bit of space in our garden. 23/02/23 8:01:14	5

	Vestminster Abbey 13/01/23 21:08:32	5

	Rat arsed!! 11/01/23 15:31:58	5

	''Why aren't you wearing a mask?'' ''We believe in herd immunity'' 13/05/23 20:54:06	4

	Huh, he may be a great guitarist but he doesn't lift a finger at home 28/04/23 8:02:49	1 4
Yeah, every time he's asked to do something at home he distracts everyone with a song --Glyn Evans
	I got you this for your bottom drawer 27/04/23 8:08:05	4

	That crafty sod just jumped the queue! 24/04/23 20:28:04	4

	Oh well, thought Tiddles, he did say he wanted to go out with a bang 22/04/23 20:08:25	4

	Aww, poor ol' Superman had misheard Lois when she said he'd acted like a real Kent. 21/04/23 20:03:05	4

	He bought it off a web site 20/04/23 20:02:14	4

	''Bloody hell Max, when I said I needed you to do some fencing...'' 14/04/23 13:54:40	4

	That just won't wash. 13/04/23 20:01:38, edited: 13/04/23 20:03:08	4

	When I said keep your lizard in check... 13/04/23 8:16:24	4

	Beryl was tanked up as usual 09/04/23 12:00:36	4

	Fashion fruit. 31/03/23 13:21:09	4

	''Hello darling, it's Mummy'' 29/03/23 8:00:35	4

	Pool queue 10/03/23 21:14:11	4

	I'll take her with a pinch of salt. 27/02/23 8:03:48	4

	The Cod Father 23/02/23 20:02:56, edited: 23/02/23 20:04:22	2 4
"I'm going to make him an oyster he can't refuse." --James Lennox
	Anarchy in the driveway 10/02/23 12:01:10	4

	Brian struggled getting his spare tyres in the car. 02/02/23 14:23:27	4

	Smoggy. 30/01/23 21:18:15	4

	I bought this for my foul mouthed friend but he seems to have got worse. 19/01/23 8:23:27	4

	That's his one trick! 09/01/23 22:49:32	4

	Dancing geek to geek 04/01/23 7:16:28	4

	Just one more then I'll have a new pair of pumps 14/05/23 9:03:41	3

	Napoleon Boner cart 12/05/23 8:00:51	3

	Aww bless she's in her element. 09/05/23 20:18:03	3

	''My Father who art in Heaven'' 02/05/23 9:20:35, edited: 02/05/23 9:24:12	3

	Paint by slumbers 28/04/23 15:12:06	3

	''Well, would you look at that the Devil really does wear Prada'' 26/04/23 9:06:41	3

	''Morning love, what do you fancy doing today?'' ''Oh, I'll just go with the flow'' 24/04/23 9:45:50	3

	I always dreamed of living in a castle but it was just a fort 20/04/23 8:18:52	3

	''How's the diet going Hetti?'' F**k off!'' 16/04/23 8:38:55	3

	The cat babysat on the mat 12/04/23 8:03:21	3

	She's part of a tight knit commu knitty 08/04/23 20:02:21	1 3
I don't mind tight knit commuknitties. It's annoying though when they cocoon and offer up any outsider that approaches their cliques as sacrifices to the Great Giant Spider, Kevin. "We've known Kevin since he first appe... --Glyn Evans
	Unexpected item in bagging area. 24/03/23 20:53:17	3

	Broken home 20/03/23 12:01:52	3

	He's only up there cos his face fits 17/03/23 20:25:55	3

	''No but we have tomato sauced or curry sauced'' 14/03/23 12:03:06	3

	clever The tresses and trains of locks down 13/03/23 8:01:38	3

	I often ended up in the same situation but that was many moons ago. 12/03/23 9:53:11, edited: 12/03/23 10:06:11	3

	Just watch my votes go up after Christmas 01/03/23 8:00:41	3

	Frances Bacon 27/02/23 8:02:16	3

	Dave's legs were used as a giant Catapult. 30/01/23 21:17:55	3

	He covers a multitude of chins. 29/01/23 12:07:52	3

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"You come into my house, on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder... for maki."

Crunchy Chords

23/02/23
8:12pm

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The Cod Father [Julie Bridge]

"I'm going to make him an oyster he can't refuse."

James Lennox

23/02/23
8:19pm

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The Cod Father [Julie Bridge]

I don't mind tight knit commuknitties.

It's annoying though when they cocoon and offer up any outsider that approaches their cliques as sacrifices to the Great Giant Spider, Kevin.

"We've known Kevin since he first appeared from the egg sack and we even went to school with him, although he's tried to eat our first born several times he's only being playful and we let him babysit on occasion. As long as he keeps the outsiders away and maintain our traditional way of life, we're quite happy to have Kevin around"

Glyn Evans

08/04/23
8:48pm

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She's part of a tight knit commu knitty [Julie Bridge]

Yeah, every time he's asked to do something at home he distracts everyone with a song

Glyn Evans

28/04/23
9:53am

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Huh, he may be a great guitarist but he doesn't lift a finger at home [Julie Bridge]

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