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11/06/12 11:00:58

damn been waiting ages to use Y and them I miss it when it comes along. --Chris Brooks

Scuba Doodle Doo

20/06/12 11:06:34

08/12/16 20:00:21

13/10/14 21:38:47

17/11/16 12:00:27

27/10/16 9:25:24

Thanks for turning up for todays assessment Sandra. After careful consideration we feel that your children would probably be better off living with their father.

04/12/14 9:26:16

She's a slow runner, been around the clock, smokes quite a bit and also drinks a lot, treads are thin, comes with a spare tyre.

29/10/16 12:51:48

nice one --puneet chahal

This month Huey's gone for a Beatles hair cut.

03/10/14 10:24:58

Tea's up!

09/08/12 11:16:32

That will be two bucks sir

01/06/12 11:36:50

lol x2

Try and smile Son, mum would want one last photo

21/11/16 8:23:26

Could've been worse, she could've satin it

19/09/16 13:28:02

Backslash

29/10/14 16:29:40

Security tightened as youth was caught carrying a magnum.

28/10/14 14:38:39

clever x3

Horse/

26/10/14 21:15:08

Hi there, I'm looking for a kitchen sink

31/08/17 10:29:26

Listen up people, get your parrotchutes ready, next jump in 10 minutes!

27/10/16 15:16:03

Followed by hen gliding and budgie jumping. --Pussy Galore

Dam! Who put that there?

06/09/16 8:44:33

A Shitsuit

24/11/14 13:18:16

Don't trust him kids, it's October!

28/10/14 9:14:36

No no no...we asked for the steps to be finished off with redtiles.

27/09/13 9:47:39

Darling, I think these couch potatoes are done

07/09/13 8:06:17

A very Talon-ted street Artist

13/07/12 11:00:37

DAD!!!, PLEASE DON'T PICK ME UP FROM SCHOOL AGAIN!!!

30/05/17 11:01:13

My daughter never forgave me for the time I picked her up from school wearing an umbrella hat. In my defence, it was raining and I was on crutches so I didn't have a hand free to hold an umbrella. --Pussy Galore

creative

You're a Jellytot but I'm a Gelateen

24/07/16 20:29:51

The Bee Gee Gees

24/07/16 11:50:15

On second thoughts, let's give them independence

06/06/12 23:06:35

They also do a good 45ed wine.

09/10/14 15:46:43

lol

"This is a local shop for local people"

11/09/13 12:42:49

"...there's nothing for you here." hee hee, best programme ever. :D --Mr Blonde

Quick he's coming, clench your buttocks

22/06/12 11:09:09

Protected by Snorton anti-virus

21/06/12 20:42:18

New cats eyes to be fitted in local neighbourhood

19/06/12 11:36:49

I'm ok, it didn't kill me...keep filming!

07/06/12 11:07:44

lol x2

"Can you see what it is yet?"
Yes Rolf it's a f**cking bunny again, now break times up, get back in your cell.

26/11/16 8:55:13

Quite possibly one of the least PC captions ever :) --Mr Dome

Now show us your jugs

16/11/16 13:10:30

Terror-eyes

07/11/16 12:16:18

clever

Shouvelle cuisine

01/09/16 13:19:29

Spiderman, stop pissing about and go and help that old lady behind you, she's superglued her thumb to her head.

19/01/15 14:46:26

Must dash

15/12/14 21:09:18

Bern in the USA

07/06/17 12:15:47

When you get to the B&B ask for Cliff

30/11/16 12:35:31

Grassy Noel

06/11/16 12:43:00

Hellmanns Angels

28/07/16 22:31:04

Unless you're a fat American

24/07/16 12:15:09

This sink's too low, I keep catching my floppy in it.

02/02/15 12:55:51

EAT YER GREENS YER LITTLE BASTARDS!

17/12/14 12:20:01

Flower powered cars, it's the fushcia!

28/10/14 21:32:30

Stay out of his way, he's a cyclepath

02/10/13 12:58:16

lol

Alzheimer patients at the Christmas party

🎵 Do..they..know..it's..Christmas..time..at all 🎵

12/09/13 15:01:56

11/08/12 11:05:14

01/09/17 13:57:20

14/11/16 21:17:45

08/11/16 8:45:09

01/11/16 13:53:38

Hey Mum, you know my stakeboard I put on ebay? somebody's placed a Bid on it.

17/10/16 15:58:09

We found him washed up on some beech Sir.

06/12/14 8:29:08

The crack of Dawn

12/11/14 8:26:54

I can eat all this because my eyes are actually bigger than my belly!

06/09/13 12:40:57

Milk jugs

05/07/13 12:21:46

If we close our eyes and walk softly then nobody will see us.

27/09/17 9:58:24

Bloody hell Sheila, he's not happy, I told you to get the pyramid bags

22/08/17 9:48:34

Somebody tell her there's tights at the end of the tunnel

13/11/16 12:46:00

- Hey Gary, we're closing the caf shortly, chuck those old tarts out.
- But they're still eating Boss
- The cakes Gary, the Cakes!!!

11/11/16 10:07:16

Look Norman, it's nobody's fault, we've both got alzheimers, we'll just keep walking until one of us remembers the address.

29/10/16 10:23:52

Right then boys, the vasectomy clinic is officially open

28/10/16 15:02:02

Rolling Stones

23/10/16 20:05:45

HEY, don't drive off, I've caught my flipflop in the door

15/09/16 12:43:53

Jeff no longer wanted to be part of his family tree

11/09/16 22:02:40

lol

Sorry Sir these are Priapism toilets

19/08/16 22:31:07

It's a bit of a hard one to figure out. ðŸ˜‰ --Smuldo

Hardly been used, in mint condition.

13/12/14 17:23:26

Give me my change you little bastard

03/12/14 16:37:33

That's the last time I ask for a bloody Mr Whippy on the beach

10/11/14 22:01:23

lol

It's always best to wear protection when you're in the company of masterbakers

03/11/14 14:22:28

And they said he was pigeon chested

07/10/14 12:24:59

Inflation hits local company

28/06/12 11:40:41

Online piggy banking

21/06/12 21:03:22

Careful, if you stroke it too hard it may spit

13/10/14 12:21:42

Mr Bocelli, do you mind if I sit with you? I'm 18, blonde and I have all your albums.

03/09/14 13:58:12

He normally sleeps in remote places

07/10/13 14:00:23

Hen-ry Ford

25/09/13 12:12:15

The new Rover with rear wheel drive

18/07/13 9:46:38

Hi I'm Gary, 30 years old, new to sex dating, looking for somebody that's into watersports.

09/08/12 11:12:47

The Paralympic Games start off with the 100 metre Incontinence Sprint.

11/07/12 11:14:34

- What do I do with the knob Granny?
- Who Grandad? just run him down!

13/09/17 10:37:49

20/11/16 8:00:59

06/11/16 20:11:31

31/10/16 12:32:48

8 hours clothes shopping with the missus

20/10/16 12:09:44

You could handover your card and wait in the pub........... --Andrea Hickling

For god sake Charlotte give it up, your just going round in circles

22/09/16 13:48:26

Poor Grandad, I do hope he settles in ok at the new nursing home.

01/06/15 17:44:56

Look at that old git...tar

03/03/15 16:15:36

Now serving Fine Ales

24/02/15 11:36:57

Drawn to her legs

18/11/14 7:18:10

Not quite the purple rinse she was expecting

11/11/14 18:46:28

She's pining

10/11/14 10:45:24

This is Judith, she is head of photography.

09/11/14 14:14:39

Bomb the bass

03/11/14 20:19:03

Lost property at Alton Tower's AIR ride

02/11/14 12:10:11

News at Pantene

18/09/17 9:35:08

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[anon]

28/09/16
10:45am

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Everbody on the team feared 'Punch Hand Judy' [Tiny Alien]

see 8.07

[anon]

17/10/16
10:14pm

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Ladies & Gentlemen please put your hands together for our next dancer, Anne Droid [Tiny Alien]

You could handover your card and wait in the pub...........

Andrea Hickling

22/10/16
6:45am

comment on caption:
8 hours clothes shopping with the missus [Tiny Alien]

Followed by hen gliding and budgie jumping.

Pussy Galore

27/10/16
5:47pm

comment on caption:
Listen up people, get your parrotchutes ready, next jump in 10 minutes! [Tiny Alien]

nice one

puneet chahal

29/10/16
4:09pm

comment on caption:
She's a slow runner, been around the clock, smokes quite a bit and also drinks a lot, treads are thin, comes with a spare tyre. [Tiny Alien]

...AND she's a two-seater.

[anon]

30/10/16
11:32am

comment on caption:
She's a slow runner, been around the clock, smokes quite a bit and also drinks a lot, treads are thin, comes with a spare tyre. [Tiny Alien]

Quite possibly one of the least PC captions ever :)

Mr Dome

26/11/16
3:38pm

comment on caption:
"Can you see what it is yet?"
Yes Rolf it's a f**cking bunny again, now break times up, get back in your cell. [Tiny Alien]

"Change is hard, sir."

[anon]

05/12/16
3:30am

comment on caption:
Where's my change? [Tiny Alien]

"Change gonna come"

[anon]

05/12/16
3:16pm

comment on caption:
Where's my change? [Tiny Alien]

My daughter never forgave me for the time I picked her up from school wearing an umbrella hat. In my defence, it was raining and I was on crutches so I didn't have a hand free to hold an umbrella.

Pussy Galore

30/05/17
11:23am

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DAD!!!, PLEASE DON'T PICK ME UP FROM SCHOOL AGAIN!!! [Tiny Alien]

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