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Shandonbelle Vote score: 2733Shandonbelle

"Aww come on Maureen, it's not every day you turn 100"

05/07/12 11:12:20

 
Linda D Vote score: 1080Linda D

Ooh Terry, you've really come out of your shell.

05/07/12 11:00:57

 
F Mackay Vote score: 16296F Mackay

Peter certainly wasn't suffering from a reptile dysfunction.

05/07/12 11:00:17

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20663Ian Skelding

Hey, get off Michelle."

05/07/12 11:09:38

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 2995Lee Hauxwell

Have you any idea how many rocks I had to shag before I found you?

05/07/12 11:06:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29392Tony Edwards

Armour Sutra.

05/07/12 12:20:44

 
Dave Devine Vote score: 1725Dave Devine

Slow humps ahead

05/07/12 11:00:15

 
Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

A quickie?........You must be joking.

05/07/12 11:17:01

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John  Glover Vote score: 19026John Glover

Terry pinned

05/07/12 11:09:22

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 884Nina Dutton

"Hurry up Roger, I need to feed the kids in 3 hours."

05/07/12 11:00:17

 
Oli Blackwell Vote score: 834Oli Blackwell

Deirdre prefered the Hare - he was fast and furious but never came first.

05/07/12 14:09:11

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5614Tosser Wivlov

Tortoise Interruptus

05/07/12 14:50:29

 
Oli Blackwell Vote score: 834Oli Blackwell

She was a fine piece of taut ass

05/07/12 22:06:43

 
Guido van der Velden Vote score: 2081Guido van der Velden

I thought Caption.me only allowed photos not videos..

05/07/12 18:13:56

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 210alexandra ball

she was a bit shell shocked

05/07/12 16:23:54

 
Lisa Nelson Vote score: 1093Lisa Nelson

"Oh Yes! Slow and hard."

05/07/12 12:00:18

 
Oli Blackwell Vote score: 834Oli Blackwell

Turtally Addicted to Love

05/07/12 14:15:56

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21849Michael Winner

Turtle whacks.

05/07/12 11:53:56

 
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1738Mr. Toad

It's highly unusual for both partners to wear protection.

05/07/12 11:21:41

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 2995Lee Hauxwell

Want to know what the soundtrack on Tortoise Porno sounds like?
Take one of your old Barry White singles and play on 33-1/3 speed.

05/07/12 11:18:25

 
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1738Mr. Toad

And that's why they called it 'Blue Peter'.

05/07/12 11:16:59

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Sometimes all the chasing pays off.

05/07/12 11:05:49

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3308Paul Woolley

"I managed to walk into town and get those condoms. By the way, people are saying Margaret Thatcher has just resigned!"

05/07/12 13:56:11

 
D C Vote score: 2688D C

"Ooh, where'd you learn that position?"

"My ex tortoise."

05/07/12 13:49:17

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19026John Glover

Turtley devoted.

05/07/12 11:55:21

 
Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe Vote score: 2362Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe

"And here you see safe sex using the barrier method"

05/07/12 11:23:22

 
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