Only fuels and arses

04/07/12 10:01:29

I said vasoline

04/07/12 10:08:13

Nigel was determined to win the "Light your own fart" competition.

04/07/12 10:15:38

Assoline

04/07/12 10:00:17

John’s tendency to drop his trousers was being fuelled by his friends.

04/07/12 10:00:10

Brian was a regular kind of guy.

04/07/12 10:05:23

Gashole.

04/07/12 10:04:49

"This better not BP."

04/07/12 10:01:44

With friends like that who needs enemas?

04/07/12 10:00:18

"Would you cut the constant whining, Dave..you've made me go a bloody penny over again"

04/07/12 10:50:19

Jerry can.

04/07/12 11:09:08

I know what you're thinking. "Did he pump six Litres or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Shell nozzle, the most powerful nozzle in the world, and would fill your ass clean up, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

04/07/12 10:20:21

Tony’s wife asked him to take the Escort down to the Shell Garage and stick 3 gallons of unleaded in.

04/07/12 10:00:46

Total arshole

04/07/12 10:00:10

One way of getting lead in your pencil.

04/07/12 10:27:18

Arsonist caught on camera

04/07/12 12:31:05

Poor kid started off sniffing gasolene lighters, look at him now...

04/07/12 11:04:43

Turdo Diesel Injection.

04/07/12 10:04:49

Vin Diesel

04/07/12 10:00:11

Ben Doon and Phil McCavity

04/07/12 10:23:37

Pete kept hoping fuel prices would bottom out.

04/07/12 10:04:49

“Have you pumped?”

04/07/12 10:00:17

Proctoilogist.

04/07/12 11:59:54

Warning: May cause explosive diarrhea

04/07/12 11:07:28

Looks like it's past midnight Cinderella.

04/07/12 10:25:30

A full Frank.

04/07/12 10:03:33

Phil Colons: In the rear tonight

04/07/12 10:00:57

When Bob said he was used to being shafted at the pumps he didn't mean literally

04/07/12 16:46:26

Let's see if the DoE dip him!

04/07/12 14:23:32

Jet Harris

04/07/12 12:47:34

"I still can't hear the sea, Dave…"

04/07/12 12:03:05

Does he do more miles to the colon

04/07/12 10:50:32

Pumpin' Jack's gash

04/07/12 10:46:51

Gasoline Ali.

04/07/12 10:33:54

Every time Ken came in for fuel it caused a stink.

04/07/12 10:05:57

Just wait 'til I get started with the pressure washer.

04/07/12 10:03:00

Well they said it has added lubricant.

04/07/12 10:02:34