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Ken Stapleton Vote score: 1589Ken Stapleton

Only fuels and arses

04/07/12 11:01:29

 
Dave Devine Vote score: 1725Dave Devine

I said vasoline

04/07/12 11:08:13

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John  Glover Vote score: 20373John Glover

Nigel was determined to win the "Light your own fart" competition.

04/07/12 11:15:38

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20012John Llamas

Assoline

04/07/12 11:00:17

 
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1738Mr. Toad

John’s tendency to drop his trousers was being fuelled by his friends.

04/07/12 11:00:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20373John Glover

Brian was a regular kind of guy.

04/07/12 11:05:23

 
Ian Mclaren Vote score: 3524Ian Mclaren

Gashole.

04/07/12 11:04:49

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Ian Skelding Vote score: 21988Ian Skelding

"This better not BP."

04/07/12 11:01:44

 
Linda D Vote score: 1080Linda D

With friends like that who needs enemas?

04/07/12 11:00:18

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5477Ron Allan

"Would you cut the constant whining, Dave..you've made me go a bloody penny over again"

04/07/12 11:50:19

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Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5941Tosser Wivlov

Jerry can.

04/07/12 12:09:08

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5477Ron Allan

I know what you're thinking. "Did he pump six Litres or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Shell nozzle, the most powerful nozzle in the world, and would fill your ass clean up, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

04/07/12 11:20:21

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20012John Llamas

Tony’s wife asked him to take the Escort down to the Shell Garage and stick 3 gallons of unleaded in.

04/07/12 11:00:46

 
Steve Hann Vote score: 1082Steve Hann

Total arshole

04/07/12 11:00:10

 
Cath Jones Vote score: 38790Cath Jones

One way of getting lead in your pencil.

04/07/12 11:27:18

 
K Taylor Vote score: 31K Taylor

Arsonist caught on camera

04/07/12 13:31:05

 
K Taylor Vote score: 31K Taylor

Poor kid started off sniffing gasolene lighters, look at him now...

04/07/12 12:04:43

 
Lyarna Manley Vote score: 558Lyarna Manley

Turdo Diesel Injection.

04/07/12 11:04:49

 
Dave Devine Vote score: 1725Dave Devine

Vin Diesel

04/07/12 11:00:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21988Ian Skelding

Ben Doon and Phil McCavity

04/07/12 11:23:37

 
Anon Nymous Vote score: 261Anon Nymous

Pete kept hoping fuel prices would bottom out.

04/07/12 11:04:49

 
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1738Mr. Toad

“Have you pumped?”

04/07/12 11:00:17

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Proctoilogist.

04/07/12 12:59:54

 
K Taylor Vote score: 31K Taylor

Warning: May cause explosive diarrhea

04/07/12 12:07:28

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 2995Lee Hauxwell

Looks like it's past midnight Cinderella.

04/07/12 11:25:30

 
Shandonbelle Vote score: 2734Shandonbelle

A full Frank.

04/07/12 11:03:33

 
Ken Stapleton Vote score: 1589Ken Stapleton

Phil Colons: In the rear tonight

04/07/12 11:00:57

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Rachael Ozimek Vote score: 530Rachael Ozimek

When Bob said he was used to being shafted at the pumps he didn't mean literally

04/07/12 17:46:26

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 894Stephen Graham

Let's see if the DoE dip him!

04/07/12 15:23:32

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3347Paul Woolley

Jet Harris

04/07/12 13:47:34

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"I still can't hear the sea, Dave…"

04/07/12 13:03:05

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Ben Samuel Vote score: 1436Ben Samuel

Does he do more miles to the colon

04/07/12 11:50:32

 
Keith Wright Vote score: 127Keith Wright

Pumpin' Jack's gash

04/07/12 11:46:51

 
Shandonbelle Vote score: 2734Shandonbelle

Gasoline Ali.

04/07/12 11:33:54

 
Dave Devine Vote score: 1725Dave Devine

Every time Ken came in for fuel it caused a stink.

04/07/12 11:05:57

 
Linda D Vote score: 1080Linda D

Just wait 'til I get started with the pressure washer.

04/07/12 11:03:00

 
Linda D Vote score: 1080Linda D

Well they said it has added lubricant.

04/07/12 11:02:34

 
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