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Only fuels and arses
04/07/12 10:01:29
I said vasoline
04/07/12 10:08:13
Nigel was determined to win the "Light your own fart" competition.
04/07/12 10:15:38
Assoline
04/07/12 10:00:17
John’s tendency to drop his trousers was being fuelled by his friends.
04/07/12 10:00:10
Brian was a regular kind of guy.
04/07/12 10:05:23
Gashole.
04/07/12 10:04:49
"This better not BP."
04/07/12 10:01:44
With friends like that who needs enemas?
04/07/12 10:00:18
"Would you cut the constant whining, Dave..you've made me go a bloody penny over again"
04/07/12 10:50:19
Jerry can.
04/07/12 11:09:08
I know what you're thinking. "Did he pump six Litres or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Shell nozzle, the most powerful nozzle in the world, and would fill your ass clean up, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
04/07/12 10:20:21
Tony’s wife asked him to take the Escort down to the Shell Garage and stick 3 gallons of unleaded in.
04/07/12 10:00:46
Total arshole
One way of getting lead in your pencil.
04/07/12 10:27:18
Arsonist caught on camera
04/07/12 12:31:05
Poor kid started off sniffing gasolene lighters, look at him now...
04/07/12 11:04:43
Turdo Diesel Injection.
Vin Diesel
04/07/12 10:00:11
Ben Doon and Phil McCavity
04/07/12 10:23:37
Pete kept hoping fuel prices would bottom out.
“Have you pumped?”
Proctoilogist.
04/07/12 11:59:54
Warning: May cause explosive diarrhea
04/07/12 11:07:28
Looks like it's past midnight Cinderella.
04/07/12 10:25:30
A full Frank.
04/07/12 10:03:33
Phil Colons: In the rear tonight
04/07/12 10:00:57
When Bob said he was used to being shafted at the pumps he didn't mean literally
04/07/12 16:46:26
Let's see if the DoE dip him!
04/07/12 14:23:32
Jet Harris
04/07/12 12:47:34
"I still can't hear the sea, Dave…"
04/07/12 12:03:05
Does he do more miles to the colon
04/07/12 10:50:32
Pumpin' Jack's gash
04/07/12 10:46:51
Gasoline Ali.
04/07/12 10:33:54
Every time Ken came in for fuel it caused a stink.
04/07/12 10:05:57
Just wait 'til I get started with the pressure washer.
04/07/12 10:03:00
Well they said it has added lubricant.
04/07/12 10:02:34
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