Deirdre was developing a bad habit

20/08/12 20:00:44

Who said size was irrelephant?

29/08/12 20:20:35

People keep pinching the goods

24/09/12 12:37:47

Dolly was just one of many let down by her local council

08/12/12 9:52:02

"First my bike, now my car you plebs"

22/09/12 8:30:38

"I think there's a hole in our boat"

24/07/13 12:29:11

Dave wished his Dad would try his Sexy Santa outfit on somewhere else

12/12/12 12:09:18

Bob wasn't quite sure he believed his eyes. He thought those things had been extinct for years. As his truck rolled closer he was amazed....... it really was a payphone

23/11/12 12:04:03

As the contents of the crate fell to earth it became apparent that the wrong "comic aid" box had been delivered

11/10/12 20:05:37

Someone got laid last night

05/09/12 12:10:51

"I'm going to have to go back to the shallower part, my nipples are getting wet"

24/07/13 12:22:28

Simon found the air hole was the best fit

20/11/12 20:27:06

Having a baby turns your whole world upside down

02/10/12 8:21:23

Dave enjoyed practicing Yoda

13/12/12 12:19:25

Some cracking deals

24/09/12 12:01:16

The Snooze Brothers

15/12/12 20:18:43

Sharon loved a game of Suitcase Jenga

08/12/12 12:07:20

Grizzly bare

10/08/12 15:25:07

Bob had forgotten Toupee the roofer

30/07/12 11:07:37

"Offer her the ransom and if she refuses, Thumper"

05/04/13 20:23:56

"Daddy, you've taken me to the fairground, to the circus, swimming, iceskating, to McDonalds and now fishing but you still havent answered my question.......

Where do babies come from?"

20/12/12 20:32:17

Broom stuck

08/12/12 20:25:15

Maybe Sandra should've emphasised when she asked for "cheek implants"

09/11/12 12:38:32

The local tax collectors had been waiting a while

29/10/12 10:16:52

I shocked the sheriff......

19/09/12 12:07:46

Model prisoner

06/08/12 11:03:02

"I could get used to this climate change malarkey"

24/07/13 9:29:34

The Apple of her Thigh

12/12/12 12:12:31

The zookeeper demonstrated to the baby chimps where to find food if they ever got separated from their mummies

10/12/12 22:43:20

Well hung was just how Shelley liked it

08/12/12 9:55:31

The auditions for the next Shrek movie were going well

05/10/12 8:14:48

Dave tried Job Shadowing for the day

10/09/12 9:34:31

Tom didn't realise how drastic the side effects of steriods could be

08/08/12 20:23:20

Business was crap

22/07/12 11:11:38

House Plant

06/01/13 20:26:35

Car Boot Fail

03/01/13 20:06:12

On the Calais coast line more hopefuls cling on to their inflatables and get ready for the leap of faith

03/01/13 12:19:36

"Can't we just go to Tesco?"

20/12/12 20:37:06

🎵 I want to fly my bicycle 🎵

17/12/12 20:04:48

Jack smiled with eager anticipation as he thought of the Vaseline he'd slipped in his pocket earlier that day

13/12/12 12:26:20

Boa Thai

18/11/12 12:43:48

Jenny liked to show off her handy work

12/10/12 8:10:14

Her favourites were the kitten heels

10/10/12 12:39:06

The drug dealers in New York had started to colour co-ordinate.
'Viagra Vic' was always the easiest to spot

28/09/12 12:13:28

Between a rock and a hard face

25/09/12 20:06:59

Jordan didn't like the results of the 'Age Me' app

04/09/12 9:08:17

Your honour, I swear I slipped while trying to cross the road

31/07/12 12:26:48

The end of the battle was nigh, the last of the brave soldiers had fallen and the freedom of the city had been won.

The whole thing would go down in history and it was all captured on film thanks to Sir Littlefoot's galliant efforts.

He looked down in triumph and declared, "shit, I didn't press record"

02/07/14 23:07:47

"Look, it's Prince Albert!"

05/04/13 12:58:42

The protesters had started to become cocky

05/04/13 12:57:53

"Cor, There's a bit of a whiff coming from these fish"

"Er, no, that's me, Ishmael"

03/01/13 12:30:04

Homemade Burger

29/12/12 20:32:39

The Codfather

20/12/12 20:34:47

Halle-loo-jah!

14/12/12 12:00:10

It's a bit nippy at these high altitudes

22/11/12 12:40:50

The future of sign language is in your hands

19/11/12 12:35:18

Rodeo Dive

06/11/12 20:00:10

The Smith family went out for something t-weet

30/10/12 12:16:38

Meanwhile in a Galaxy SIII far far away....

30/10/12 12:04:19

Jimmy had a good one brewing

25/09/12 8:05:16

"I like my men, like I Like my coffee... Oh, wait, maybe that's where I'm going wrong"

23/09/12 12:08:35

On the Steve Jobs

09/09/12 12:03:07

The dinner table was wheely clamped

03/09/12 20:04:24

I'm with Cupid

30/08/12 12:12:14

Mary was slowly losing focus

20/08/12 20:04:07

Tom was a sucker for a pamper day

17/08/12 20:22:04

Dave didn't understand why his cherries weren't selling

17/08/12 8:24:58

Thomas Cook admired Ryan's Hair

08/08/12 11:25:43

Bob recognised the local Chinese takeaway's number 10minutes too late

01/08/12 11:45:31

As long as you're my baby it don't matter if you're black and white

31/07/12 12:29:31

Dress down Friday was always fun in the IT department

03/07/12 20:41:18

Kids grow up so quickly these days

31/05/12 16:24:56