Put your money where your mouth is.

19/08/12 13:28:28

Congestion barges.

14/11/12 8:04:36

Rowed rage

14/11/12 8:00:12

A blessing in disguise

02/11/12 8:22:22

🎵 5 golden flames, 4 calling alarms, 3 burnt presents, 2 pampered dogs and a charred thing that was a fir tree. 🎵

11/12/12 8:45:26

"I ordered a toilet duck!"

02/07/12 20:06:55

"Beam me up squatty."

13/12/12 12:14:06

Hair of the sprog

01/10/12 8:26:09

Bough and arrows

16/09/12 12:30:16

Knickerbocker Rory

21/12/12 12:29:47

Hung, drawn and quarter pounder

17/09/12 12:18:32

"Where's your stool?"
"It's coming"

20/10/12 12:03:55

Souper trooper

25/09/12 8:00:41

creative

Fan male

14/01/13 8:21:58

Costa Del Troll

23/12/12 12:00:17

"Hovis, we have a problem."

19/12/12 8:48:43

"Can I have a chicken nugget happy meal, with extra fries and a banana milkshake please."

02/12/12 9:00:27

"I spy with my little eye something beginning with E."

10/11/12 13:57:25

"Where's Giles?"
"Having a crafty fag."

23/10/12 8:25:26

Shady characters.

10/09/12 8:02:14

Tomorrow i'm going to teach grandma to suck eggs.

09/09/12 9:40:08

Stare case

16/01/13 8:39:34

lol

Jill was investigated after the postman, the window cleaner and the Asda delivery man went missing.

02/01/13 10:44:59

Boomtown Kats

30/12/12 9:46:44

For Gods sake, somebody pull the plug.

17/09/12 20:00:27

Harlot-Davidson

09/07/12 11:05:35

"My spidey-sense is tingling....I think someone is in trouble at Burger King again."

30/05/12 11:18:41

Bogey man

10/12/12 20:00:12

"Come and meet my flat mate."

19/11/12 20:00:08

"Come and see my jugular act."

07/11/12 8:33:46

Superman and his arc enemy

03/11/12 12:05:44

Sponge Bob

17/10/12 8:20:40

"... and this is our colonic irrigation room."

21/09/12 8:42:13

Batman after a Robbin.

18/09/12 20:21:17

Mumbo's jumbo

06/09/12 8:51:48

"Hurry up Roger, I need to feed the kids in 3 hours."

05/07/12 11:00:17

You'd have thought they would have spruced up for their family portrait.

15/01/13 9:01:39

A through-a-shed horse

11/01/13 12:32:15

Long legs of the law.

16/12/12 13:05:48

"Noah, your gonna need a bigger boat."

15/11/12 8:00:41

"Thats another nail in your cross."

11/11/12 20:05:52

Sleepiness in seattle

29/10/12 9:20:54

PG finger tips

21/10/12 8:12:12

Galaxy de-fender

14/10/12 12:07:12

"I've not parked anywhere near the yellow lines officer."

22/09/12 8:04:59

Won-ton dumpling

12/09/12 8:49:26

Ben thought the hotel was a right dive

14/07/12 11:01:23

Spot light

09/01/13 8:10:06

creative

What's more amazing is that he was lying in the back of the hearse 2 minutes ago.

08/01/13 12:02:45

Mental elf act.

07/01/13 8:00:07

Loopy Lou

06/01/13 9:51:23

French disconnection

28/12/12 12:05:18

Cracks have started to appear in Bill and Brenda's relationship.

10/12/12 12:09:25

Flaked out.

05/12/12 20:04:16

Cotton eyed Joe

02/12/12 12:15:34

Line of de-fence.

26/11/12 20:00:19

♪ Come on Barbie, lets go party ♪

07/11/12 20:12:15

♫ Your so vein ♫

07/11/12 8:47:30

Dying for a cup of tea.

15/09/12 8:03:41

After years of searching Fagin finally caught up with Oliver.

14/09/12 8:55:59

Julian thought he was well hung.

08/09/12 8:00:34

Cross dressing

05/09/12 8:25:11

"I haven't seen my pussy for years, but I can hear the occasional meow."

04/09/12 8:24:59

"Golly Giles, that was some sandstorm, do you think we're still sitting on the camels?"

16/08/12 14:05:48

Budding Holly and the Privets.

15/06/12 11:04:19

Khan you go any higher

03/01/13 12:11:20

🎵 The tide is high but i'm holding on.

20/12/12 14:09:11

Muttons dressed as trans

12/12/12 8:26:37

A safe full of coppers.

04/12/12 8:00:31

"You first."
"No, you first."
"I insist, you first."
"No I insist, you first."
"OK, after 3 we both jump in together."
"1, 2 ... Oh fuck it, lets not bother."

29/11/12 12:03:14

White clefts of Dover

22/11/12 13:38:12

Handle with kitty gloves.

18/11/12 8:03:16

Pole positioning

14/11/12 8:00:37

Forgive me father for i'm a winner.

04/11/12 12:00:46

Iron maidens

26/10/12 8:02:42

Go'in cold turkey.

19/10/12 8:00:29

Andrex yuppie

14/10/12 20:09:49

Bank deposits

14/10/12 20:00:13

Oops!

04/10/12 8:00:22

The 100 year old virgin

30/09/12 12:01:43

It's a bum deal

24/09/12 12:00:17

"I said the gorgon with the snakes and eyes, not the shakes and fries."

17/09/12 12:01:12

Bob liked to get there early for the 6'o'clock bingo.

14/09/12 20:41:24

Jack was overwhelmed by coming 2nd in the national farting competition.

14/09/12 8:01:24

An Eton Mess

30/06/12 11:04:50

Goodbye Kitty

19/06/12 12:32:32

Maintenance man takes the piss!

25/05/12 20:00:12

Pole positioning.

17/05/12 13:51:23

Splitting image

10/01/13 8:42:05

Team spirit was high at Caption.me

03/01/13 9:53:01

Jeff was finally on the property ladder.

02/01/13 10:34:50

Brimful of Usher

28/12/12 12:03:18

My computers crashed again.

21/12/12 8:19:13

"Are we catching crabs, like mommy has?"

20/12/12 20:46:24

Rhythm and chews

27/11/12 12:05:12

"Can you tell me where the lingerie department is? I've heard there's a Pretty Polly there."

22/11/12 8:29:04

Smile peas

09/11/12 20:31:17

A royal flush.

08/11/12 20:08:52

Wal-Mart

08/11/12 8:03:01

Shingle lady

01/11/12 9:03:10