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Nina Dutton
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Put your money where your mouth is. 19/08/12 13:28:28 |
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14/11/12 8:04:36 |
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11/12/12 8:45:26 |
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16/09/12 12:30:16 |
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21/12/12 12:29:47 |
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Hung, drawn and quarter pounder 17/09/12 12:18:32 |
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"Where's your stool?" 20/10/12 12:03:55 |
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25/09/12 8:00:41 |
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14/01/13 8:21:58 |
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23/12/12 12:00:17 |
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19/12/12 8:48:43 |
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"Can I have a chicken nugget happy meal, with extra fries and a banana milkshake please." 02/12/12 9:00:27 |
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"I spy with my little eye something beginning with E." 10/11/12 13:57:25 |
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"Where's Giles?" 23/10/12 8:25:26 |
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10/09/12 8:02:14 |
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Tomorrow i'm going to teach grandma to suck eggs. 09/09/12 9:40:08 |
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16/01/13 8:39:34 |
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Jill was investigated after the postman, the window cleaner and the Asda delivery man went missing. 02/01/13 10:44:59 |
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30/12/12 9:46:44 |
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For Gods sake, somebody pull the plug. 17/09/12 20:00:27 |
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09/07/12 11:05:35 |
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"My spidey-sense is tingling....I think someone is in trouble at Burger King again." 30/05/12 11:18:41 |
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10/12/12 20:00:12 |
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19/11/12 20:00:08 |
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"Come and see my jugular act." 07/11/12 8:33:46 |
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03/11/12 12:05:44 |
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17/10/12 8:20:40 |
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"... and this is our colonic irrigation room." 21/09/12 8:42:13 |
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18/09/12 20:21:17 |
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06/09/12 8:51:48 |
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"Hurry up Roger, I need to feed the kids in 3 hours." 05/07/12 11:00:17 |
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You'd have thought they would have spruced up for their family portrait. 15/01/13 9:01:39 |
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11/01/13 12:32:15 |
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16/12/12 13:05:48 |
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"Noah, your gonna need a bigger boat." 15/11/12 8:00:41 |
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"Thats another nail in your cross." 11/11/12 20:05:52 |
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29/10/12 9:20:54 |
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21/10/12 8:12:12 |
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14/10/12 12:07:12 |
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"I've not parked anywhere near the yellow lines officer." 22/09/12 8:04:59 |
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12/09/12 8:49:26 |
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Ben thought the hotel was a right dive 14/07/12 11:01:23 |
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09/01/13 8:10:06 |
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What's more amazing is that he was lying in the back of the hearse 2 minutes ago. 08/01/13 12:02:45 |
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07/01/13 8:00:07 |
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06/01/13 9:51:23 |
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28/12/12 12:05:18 |
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Cracks have started to appear in Bill and Brenda's relationship. 10/12/12 12:09:25 |
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05/12/12 20:04:16 |
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02/12/12 12:15:34 |
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26/11/12 20:00:19 |
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♪ Come on Barbie, lets go party ♪ 07/11/12 20:12:15 |
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07/11/12 8:47:30 |
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15/09/12 8:03:41 |
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After years of searching Fagin finally caught up with Oliver. 14/09/12 8:55:59 |
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Julian thought he was well hung. 08/09/12 8:00:34 |
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05/09/12 8:25:11 |
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"I haven't seen my pussy for years, but I can hear the occasional meow." 04/09/12 8:24:59 |
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"Golly Giles, that was some sandstorm, do you think we're still sitting on the camels?" 16/08/12 14:05:48 |
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Budding Holly and the Privets. 15/06/12 11:04:19 |
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03/01/13 12:11:20 |
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♫ The tide is high but i'm holding on. 20/12/12 14:09:11 |
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12/12/12 8:26:37 |
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04/12/12 8:00:31 |
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29/11/12 12:03:14 |
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22/11/12 13:38:12 |
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18/11/12 8:03:16 |
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14/11/12 8:00:37 |
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Forgive me father for i'm a winner. 04/11/12 12:00:46 |
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19/10/12 8:00:29 |
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14/10/12 20:09:49 |
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14/10/12 20:00:13 |
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04/10/12 8:00:22 |
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30/09/12 12:01:43 |
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24/09/12 12:00:17 |
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"I said the gorgon with the snakes and eyes, not the shakes and fries." 17/09/12 12:01:12 |
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Bob liked to get there early for the 6'o'clock bingo. 14/09/12 20:41:24 |
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Jack was overwhelmed by coming 2nd in the national farting competition. 14/09/12 8:01:24 |
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30/06/12 11:04:50 |
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19/06/12 12:32:32 |
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Maintenance man takes the piss! 25/05/12 20:00:12 |
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17/05/12 13:51:23 |
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10/01/13 8:42:05 |
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Team spirit was high at Caption.me 03/01/13 9:53:01 |
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Jeff was finally on the property ladder. 02/01/13 10:34:50 |
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28/12/12 12:03:18 |
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21/12/12 8:19:13 |
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"Are we catching crabs, like mommy has?" 20/12/12 20:46:24 |
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27/11/12 12:05:12 |
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"Can you tell me where the lingerie department is? I've heard there's a Pretty Polly there." 22/11/12 8:29:04 |
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09/11/12 20:31:17 |
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08/11/12 20:08:52 |
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01/11/12 9:03:10 |
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26/10/12 13:33:56 |
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The navigation signs were a lifesaver. 22/10/12 8:09:35 |
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21/10/12 20:06:32 |
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11/10/12 8:42:34 |
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08/10/12 8:20:58 |
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Hanging by a thread count of 75. 02/10/12 8:10:26 |
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29/09/12 20:47:25 |
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27/09/12 12:01:00 |
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19/09/12 20:06:15 |
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David loved the pool his wife had built for him. 16/09/12 20:54:01 |
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15/09/12 8:03:19 |
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Hussein thought he would be safer in disguise. 13/09/12 20:42:25 |
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Jed was embarrassed by his floppy dick. 09/09/12 12:43:16 |
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09/09/12 12:42:26 |
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06/09/12 12:31:00 |
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06/09/12 12:07:51 |
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23/08/12 12:08:53 |
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Jill and Marj was a sandwich short of a picnic. 17/08/12 13:02:17 |
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05/08/12 20:12:04 |
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Stop posing and deliver me timbers. 15/01/13 9:05:08 |
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Wayne Rooney's hair transplant was a success. 10/01/13 13:15:13 |
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08/01/13 8:00:44 |
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20/12/12 8:34:46 |
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18/12/12 13:09:34 |
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"Yo, ho, ho, she's had a bottle of rum." 18/12/12 8:00:46 |
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17/12/12 8:51:56 |
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14/12/12 20:30:38 |
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11/12/12 8:38:59 |
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10/12/12 20:00:30 |
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Proof that neither pink or orange suit a ginger. 10/12/12 8:19:52 |
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26/11/12 8:01:31 |
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♫ There's a rat in my kitchen, what am I gonna do? ♫ 20/11/12 8:33:04 |
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"I better make myself respectable. I have a potential buyer coming in a bit." 19/11/12 8:00:53 |
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10/11/12 8:00:26 |
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"Are you a bi son?" 08/11/12 12:43:33 |
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"Darling, you did book that flight with Thompsons didn't you?" 03/11/12 21:00:49 |
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17/10/12 8:27:53 |
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11/10/12 8:49:29 |
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Madonna couldn't find a big enough box to transport all her new children to England. 08/10/12 8:34:11 |
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04/10/12 8:18:47 |
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Well that's an-udder fine mess you've got me into. 30/09/12 9:21:21 |
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28/09/12 20:04:50 |
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Scotch bonnets gave Angus terrible wind. 12/09/12 14:56:31 |
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30/08/12 12:05:04 |
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♫ It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! ,It's Raining Men! ♫ 09/08/12 11:26:35 |
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08/08/12 11:12:55 |
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There were 3 in the bed and the little one said "Ménage à Trois." 07/08/12 20:28:57 |
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14/07/12 20:00:18 |
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09/07/12 20:00:35 |
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Greetings from the River Nile. 10/06/12 20:08:15 |
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13/01/13 12:25:39 |
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13/01/13 12:00:07 |
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09/01/13 8:17:09 |
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"Let's have a go on the big flipper next." 03/01/13 12:01:13 |
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Jess and Anne managed to get blood out of a rolling stone. 02/01/13 12:12:47 |
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01/01/13 12:06:00 |
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Jeff had a habit of smelling the seats that had just been vacated. 01/01/13 12:03:38 |
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Cameron asked santa for ideas to accommodate our ever increasing population of pensioners. 22/12/12 12:20:12 |
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The police were looking for a Corvette stingray, but it was a red herring. 17/12/12 8:33:35 |
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"That's for being a wicked witch, Hazel." 08/12/12 21:02:22 |
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05/12/12 12:24:50 |
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The police were on the look out for a safe sex offender. 04/12/12 8:02:18 |
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♫ Three wheels on my (meat) wagon. ♫ 30/11/12 8:02:02 |
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27/11/12 8:27:15 |
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"We better get him in the cooler quick." 20/11/12 12:04:03 |
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18/11/12 20:00:53 |
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The skeleton's been in the closet. 18/11/12 20:00:08 |
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One flew over at the buckaroo contest. 06/11/12 20:01:52 |
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24/10/12 8:01:00 |
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23/10/12 20:02:18 |
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Jeff has been at Gloria's muffin again! 18/10/12 8:39:19 |
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Police HQ new urinals proved very popular. 10/09/12 20:00:13 |
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more captions
♫I'm gonna skillet that rat..."
10:29pm
comment on caption:
♫ There's a rat in my kitchen, what am I gonna do? ♫ [Nina Dutton]
Superb Caption.
11:11am
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♫ 5 golden flames, 4 calling alarms, 3 burnt presents, 2 pampered dogs and a charred thing that was a fir tree. ♫ [Nina Dutton]
Bloody right 'n all. The crusts are hard and it chuffin' rips when you try and spread it.
9:28pm
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"Hovis, we have a problem." [Nina Dutton]
Maybe they should Brace themselves?
9:44pm
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"Hovis, we have a problem." [Nina Dutton]
Costa Del Troll?
1:32pm
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Costa Del Troll [Nina Dutton]
Good shout Dan Dan, that makes it a great caption and should do well if changed.
2:01pm
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Costa Del Troll [Nina Dutton]
Thanks guys. I should have gnome it was not quite right!
3:16pm
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Costa Del Troll [Nina Dutton]
Not my caption but why the disapproval Chris? Sorry if I'm missing something.
11:33am
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Team spirit was high at Caption.me [Nina Dutton]
The author PM'ed me and also edited the caption. Seems I misunderstood the intent, so false alarm, apologies!
12:05pm
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Team spirit was high at Caption.me [Nina Dutton]
Good...because I wanted to vote for it! :)
12:13pm
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Team spirit was high at Caption.me [Nina Dutton]