Typical bloke - one bird and he gets carried away.

05/08/12 10:39:02

creative

I'm feeling a little run down.

29/06/15 7:58:49

Ah the lakes, the mountains, the paths... Sorry, I'm rambling.

19/05/12 10:20:40

Even Stephen Hawking needs a day off.

05/09/15 11:51:55

Great, I'll post my caption last week.

03/01/14 11:10:23

creative

These 'Spot the balls' contests get harder and harder.

10/11/13 10:10:16

lol

Worst Avatar remake ever.

30/11/14 9:22:56

creative

Next: Jesus swept.

13/05/13 9:09:06

There must be easier ways of telling your parents you're gay.

29/06/12 10:22:24

The tortoise wins again.

25/04/12 6:21:58

Alice in Slumberland.

11/07/15 7:04:31

lol

Is it just me, or are prostitutes getting worse?

17/02/15 13:18:50

The worst thing about working for Vanish is the company car.

15/07/13 9:00:22

Wonder how it ends.

25/11/12 12:04:36

Masturbation's easy when your dick's this big.

01/12/16 16:23:53

Tit for tot.

17/08/15 14:13:25

Back in '98, auditions were held to replace Geri.

12/07/15 12:53:36

Your all-in-one Spice Girl.

21/11/14 13:45:04

Worst John 'n' Yoko tribute ever.

25/06/14 10:26:19

Very Scary Spice.

27/02/14 7:21:51

Arson fire? It will be in a minute.

07/01/14 10:09:45

Strange, normally the kilt CONCEALS the dick head.

21/11/13 12:13:53

Bad news, your son was electrocuted. Good news, I put it on Youtube, called it a Harlem Shake, he's got 496 likes.

08/04/13 7:11:41

Tell me what you want, what you wheelie wheelie want.

27/12/16 17:39:08

As you get older, achieving orgasm becomes more complex.

13/12/15 9:16:15

101 Fun Things to Do With Your Own Vomit, Part 62.

04/09/15 9:26:32

Well at least there are no flies on me.

10/08/15 13:15:57

All creatures grated small...

08/03/15 9:50:14

It was bad enough waking up with a hangover; then I got a proper look at who I shagged last night.

21/11/14 13:44:34

They weren't the same after Geri left.

13/09/14 12:03:53

Shouldn't've gone to Specsavers.

12/05/13 11:13:49

The great thing about working for Toys R Us is the company car.

15/04/12 6:38:38

You're history mate!

11/12/11 9:41:32

I'm sorry, I'm still not convinced you're Robert De Niro.

01/01/14 10:22:04

Priests have to be sneakier these days.

16/12/13 10:07:22

Bin there? Drummed that.

02/09/13 7:17:37

Well, we did call him Cliff.

01/08/13 15:42:48

Pailface.

09/06/13 8:24:23

I don't know what's come over me, but I think it's Martian.

12/05/13 11:16:36

Meetin' two veg.

16/07/12 13:59:30

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

07/06/12 13:47:25

Arson fire? No, just my head.

06/12/11 14:16:43

I'm feeling a little run down.

08/08/16 15:37:00

Tit for twat.

05/07/16 7:02:29

Isle of Man.

04/04/16 7:49:11

They weren't the same without Sporty and Baby.

29/03/16 8:30:04

Even Madonna needs to relax sometimes.

08/10/15 7:15:41

When I said I wanted a cowgirl...

11/08/15 12:08:23

Unsafeway.

14/07/15 7:35:36

Nice to see you again, http://www.caption.me/261755.

22/12/14 7:45:37

Puss in Boot.

09/04/17 13:35:51

Here's another nice mesh you've gotten me into.

14/02/17 15:52:44

lol

That's taking the piss.

16/11/16 14:08:10

Break during 'The Wizard Of Oz'.

02/12/15 10:04:08

These 'odd-one-out' contests get easier and easier.

12/09/15 7:04:43

Dial the number with your free hand.

31/08/15 7:01:02

Oh sheet.

04/07/15 8:07:18

Chad: The Early Years.

26/06/15 11:56:35

After 30 years in the biz, the Pet Shop Boys were desperate.

25/06/15 14:44:49

There's something phony about this.

14/06/15 7:42:36

Room for just one more straw?

26/04/15 14:56:48

It works. You'll never wank again.

21/04/15 11:12:18

On your marks... and Spencers...

22/02/15 9:17:01

These 'odd-one-out' contests get easier and easier.

03/02/15 18:12:27

After 7 years, Lady Gaga was getting desperate.

15/01/15 17:13:11

Is it wrong to masturbate over this?

09/12/14 8:11:36

Priests have to be sneakier these days.

07/11/14 10:41:58

Pane 'n' the ass.

01/07/14 10:03:15

I'd like a bowl of salad. - With relish? - MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm, I'd llllllike a bowwwwwl of ssssalllllllllad.

27/05/14 14:45:56

Bugger, this is the same breakfast I had tomorrow.

11/03/14 9:04:11

Is that you, Jasper?

05/02/14 9:20:14

The Silver Surfer's dropped a bollock again.

02/12/13 12:24:48

Plastic 'oh no' band.

24/11/13 10:55:22

When I asked to see yer tackle...

25/06/13 8:44:25

Four hours later Tony decided it wasn't really Leslie Ash.

23/04/13 9:34:48

When I asked you to put him in a nutshell...

11/12/12 12:06:55

Putting the tart before the horse.

18/08/12 7:19:12

There must be easier ways to catch crabs.

11/04/12 10:44:26

I wanted to see her bear behind.

23/12/11 9:41:38

She'll get carried away in a minute.

24/10/11 20:09:20

Will the real Posh stand up.

16/01/17 15:01:16

Even Victoria Beckham has a vice.

08/12/16 8:07:16

Gulliver was welcome till he ejaculated.

29/11/16 8:33:02

I'm all ears.

03/11/16 13:57:03

Finger food.

06/09/16 11:01:19

Jammy Carr.

30/08/16 12:10:13

Arson fire? Yes, and the rest of him.

08/08/16 9:18:03

I'm not allowed to make any innuendos for a day. It's long and hard but I'll pull it off.

01/07/16 15:05:45

40 years and Kit Williams is still full of himself.

22/06/16 8:55:42

Catholic anti-wank measures go too far.

13/06/16 10:40:06

Even Obama needs to relax sometimes.

09/02/16 8:24:05

As you get older, attaining orgasm becomes more difficult.

03/02/16 9:26:45

I just ejaculated on my toes. Tidings of come, foot and joy.

29/12/15 9:36:56

What's the name of that frog-like little animal in village ponds? Mmmm - it's on the tip of my tongue...

13/12/15 16:36:13

They piss there too.

02/12/15 17:32:51

Another snooker fan rivetted to the screen.

20/11/15 9:39:33

When he writes texts, does he use punk-tuation?

07/10/15 18:17:00

Once a priest, always a priest.

28/09/15 19:52:23

They weren't the same after Geri left.

25/09/15 9:46:49

My best fart yet.

22/09/15 7:50:22