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Michael Monkhouse
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Born in the North, bred in the South, educated at Cambridge, bored in Germany for a bit, now happily settled in the Eternal City...
My career spans over five jokes. I've trodden the boards at Footlights, performed and written in Italy, and once got a smile out of a German.
Currently in my very late thirties, I'm enjoying this chance to spread my wings and burn my fingers.
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Or best, maybe.....??
10:01am
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Worst Lady Gaga tribute ever. [Michael Monkhouse]
Would that be Watford?
6:48pm
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Mind the gap. [Michael Monkhouse]
I said “I need SOME dough, a fiver will do.”
8:34am
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Sorry. I thought you said, I knead the dough. [Michael Monkhouse]
Gulliver cums again
8:41am
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Gulliver was welcome till he ejaculated. [Michael Monkhouse]
No, it's a caption.
12:46pm
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This is not a photograph. [Michael Monkhouse]
Or best....
6:46pm
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Worst Spice Girls tribute ever. [Michael Monkhouse]
I missed this one.. damn!!
10:42pm
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Not all sex changes are successful. [Michael Monkhouse]
It took me a minute to get this but the penny finally dropped.
7:21pm
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I got diarrhea. Down in the dumps. [Michael Monkhouse]
The Mighty Bush (weed)
(Ps. good lookalike 😊😳)
5:23am
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I preferred him with Noel Fielding. [Michael Monkhouse]
Wanker.
11:41am
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Is it so wrong to masturbate over this? [Michael Monkhouse]