Michael Monkhouse

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	Typical bloke - one bird and he gets carried away. 05/08/12 11:39:02	20

	creative I'm feeling a little run down. 29/06/15 8:58:49	19

	Ah the lakes, the mountains, the paths... Sorry, I'm rambling. 19/05/12 11:20:40	16

	Even Stephen Hawking needs a day off. 05/09/15 12:51:55	2 15
What a lovely comment. Thank you!They say Stephen Hawking's so intelligent he can pick up anything strauiht away. Well, I dropped a sheaf of papers, bugger all. --Michael Monkhouse
	Great, I'll post my caption last week. 03/01/14 11:10:23	3 13
Thanks. ;-)http://www.caption.me/core/sounds/voteBeep.wav --Guideaux
	creative These 'Spot the balls' contests get harder and harder. 10/11/13 10:10:16	13

	lol Worst Avatar remake ever. 30/11/14 9:22:56	12

	creative Next: Jesus swept. 13/05/13 10:09:06	10

	There must be easier ways of telling your parents you're gay. 29/06/12 11:22:24	10

	The tortoise wins again. 25/04/12 7:21:58	10

	Alice in Slumberland. 11/07/15 8:04:31	9

	lol Is it just me, or are prostitutes getting worse? 17/02/15 13:18:50	9

	The worst thing about working for Vanish is the company car. 15/07/13 10:00:22	9

	Wonder how it ends. 25/11/12 12:04:36	2 9

	Masturbation's easy when your dick's this big. 01/12/16 16:23:53	8

	Tit for tot. 17/08/15 15:13:25	8

	Back in '98, auditions were held to replace Geri. 12/07/15 13:53:36	8

	Your all-in-one Spice Girl. 21/11/14 13:45:04	8

	Worst John 'n' Yoko tribute ever. 25/06/14 11:26:19	8

	Very Scary Spice. 27/02/14 7:21:51	8

	Arson fire? It will be in a minute. 07/01/14 10:09:45	8

	Strange, normally the kilt CONCEALS the dick head. 21/11/13 12:13:53	8

	Bad news, your son was electrocuted. Good news, I put it on Youtube, called it a Harlem Shake, he's got 496 likes. 08/04/13 8:11:41	8

	Tell me what you want, what you wheelie wheelie want. 27/12/16 17:39:08	7

	As you get older, achieving orgasm becomes more complex. 13/12/15 9:16:15	1 7

	101 Fun Things to Do With Your Own Vomit, Part 62. 04/09/15 10:26:32	7

	Well at least there are no flies on me. 10/08/15 14:15:57	7

	All creatures grated small... 08/03/15 9:50:14	7

	It was bad enough waking up with a hangover; then I got a proper look at who I shagged last night. 21/11/14 13:44:34	7

	They weren't the same after Geri left. 13/09/14 13:03:53	7

	Shouldn't've gone to Specsavers. 12/05/13 12:13:49	7

	The great thing about working for Toys R Us is the company car. 15/04/12 7:38:38	7

	You're history mate! 11/12/11 9:41:32	7

	I'm sorry, I'm still not convinced you're Robert De Niro. 01/01/14 10:22:04	6

	Priests have to be sneakier these days. 16/12/13 10:07:22	6

	Bin there? Drummed that. 02/09/13 8:17:37	6

	Well, we did call him Cliff. 01/08/13 16:42:48	6

	Pailface. 09/06/13 9:24:23	6

	I don't know what's come over me, but I think it's Martian. 12/05/13 12:16:36	6

	Meetin' two veg. 16/07/12 14:59:30	6

	Don't bite the hand that feeds you. 07/06/12 14:47:25	6

	Arson fire? No, just my head. 06/12/11 14:16:43	6

	I'm feeling a little run down. 08/08/16 16:37:00	6

	Tit for twat. 05/07/16 8:02:29	6

	Isle of Man. 04/04/16 8:49:11	6

	They weren't the same without Sporty and Baby. 29/03/16 9:30:04	6

	Even Madonna needs to relax sometimes. 08/10/15 8:15:41	6

	When I said I wanted a cowgirl... 11/08/15 13:08:23	6

	Unsafeway. 14/07/15 8:35:36	6

	Nice to see you again, http://www.caption.me/261755. 22/12/14 7:45:37	2 6
Thank you very much. --Michael Monkhouse
	Puss in Boot. 09/04/17 14:35:51	5

	Here's another nice mesh you've gotten me into. 14/02/17 15:52:44	5

	lol That's taking the piss. 16/11/16 14:08:10	5

	Break during 'The Wizard Of Oz'. 02/12/15 10:04:08	5

	These 'odd-one-out' contests get easier and easier. 12/09/15 8:04:43	5

	Dial the number with your free hand. 31/08/15 8:01:02	5

	Oh sheet. 04/07/15 9:07:18	5

	Chad: The Early Years. 26/06/15 12:56:35	5

	After 30 years in the biz, the Pet Shop Boys were desperate. 25/06/15 15:44:49	5

	There's something phony about this. 14/06/15 8:42:36	5

	Room for just one more straw? 26/04/15 15:56:48	5

	It works. You'll never wank again. 21/04/15 12:12:18	5

	On your marks... and Spencers... 22/02/15 9:17:01	5

	These 'odd-one-out' contests get easier and easier. 03/02/15 18:12:27	5

	After 7 years, Lady Gaga was getting desperate. 15/01/15 17:13:11	5

	Is it wrong to masturbate over this? 09/12/14 8:11:36	1 5
Yes, if you stood on that roof to masturbate the neighbours would call the police & have you arrested or then again they may just toss you off. --Barrie Bullock
	Priests have to be sneakier these days. 07/11/14 10:41:58	5

	Pane 'n' the ass. 01/07/14 11:03:15	5

	I'd like a bowl of salad. - With relish? - MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm, I'd llllllike a bowwwwwl of ssssalllllllllad. 27/05/14 15:45:56	5

	Bugger, this is the same breakfast I had tomorrow. 11/03/14 9:04:11	5

	Is that you, Jasper? 05/02/14 9:20:14	5

	The Silver Surfer's dropped a bollock again. 02/12/13 12:24:48	5

	Plastic 'oh no' band. 24/11/13 10:55:22	5

	When I asked to see yer tackle... 25/06/13 9:44:25	5

	Four hours later Tony decided it wasn't really Leslie Ash. 23/04/13 10:34:48	5

	When I asked you to put him in a nutshell... 11/12/12 12:06:55	5

	Putting the tart before the horse. 18/08/12 8:19:12	5

	There must be easier ways to catch crabs. 11/04/12 11:44:26	5

	I wanted to see her bear behind. 23/12/11 9:41:38	5

	She'll get carried away in a minute. 24/10/11 21:09:20	5

	Will the real Posh stand up. 16/01/17 15:01:16	4

	Even Victoria Beckham has a vice. 08/12/16 8:07:16	4

	Gulliver was welcome till he ejaculated. 29/11/16 8:33:02	1 4
Gulliver cums again --sandeep chahal
	I'm all ears. 03/11/16 13:57:03	4

	Finger food. 06/09/16 12:01:19	4

	Jammy Carr. 30/08/16 13:10:13	4

	Arson fire? Yes, and the rest of him. 08/08/16 10:18:03	4

	I'm not allowed to make any innuendos for a day. It's long and hard but I'll pull it off. 01/07/16 16:05:45	4

	40 years and Kit Williams is still full of himself. 22/06/16 9:55:42	4

	Catholic anti-wank measures go too far. 13/06/16 11:40:06	4

	Even Obama needs to relax sometimes. 09/02/16 8:24:05	4

	As you get older, attaining orgasm becomes more difficult. 03/02/16 9:26:45	4

	I just ejaculated on my toes. Tidings of come, foot and joy. 29/12/15 9:36:56	4

	What's the name of that frog-like little animal in village ponds? Mmmm - it's on the tip of my tongue... 13/12/15 16:36:13	4

	They piss there too. 02/12/15 17:32:51	4

	Another snooker fan rivetted to the screen. 20/11/15 9:39:33	4

	When he writes texts, does he use punk-tuation? 07/10/15 19:17:00	4

	Once a priest, always a priest. 28/09/15 20:52:23	4

	They weren't the same after Geri left. 25/09/15 10:46:49	4

	My best fart yet. 22/09/15 8:50:22	4

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last comments (total: 23)

Time travel :)

[anon]

05/01/14
5:04pm

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Great, I'll post my caption last week. [Michael Monkhouse]

Thanks. wink
http://www.caption.me/core/sounds/voteBeep.wav

Guideaux

05/01/14
5:42pm

comment on caption:
Great, I'll post my caption last week. [Michael Monkhouse]

with a nod to the discus page

[anon]

02/03/14
1:25pm

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Bashing the bishop. [Michael Monkhouse]

Yes, if you stood on that roof to masturbate the neighbours would call the police & have you arrested or then again they may just toss you off.

Barrie Bullock

09/12/14
11:43am

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Is it wrong to masturbate over this? [Michael Monkhouse]

Very clever!

[anon]

14/07/15
6:50pm

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Nice to see you again, http://www.caption.me/261755. [Michael Monkhouse]

Thank you very much.

Michael Monkhouse

14/07/15
7:30pm

comment on caption:
Nice to see you again, http://www.caption.me/261755. [Michael Monkhouse]

It's not really my style to comment until the votes are in, or openly etc, but just wanted to say that this really made me laugh. A lot. I could just picture him getting ready/giving orders/it all happening. Thanks for a great caption and for sparking those amusing images.

[anon]

09/09/15
10:49am

comment on caption:
Even Stephen Hawking needs a day off. [Michael Monkhouse]

What a lovely comment. Thank you!
They say Stephen Hawking's so intelligent he can pick up anything strauiht away. Well, I dropped a sheaf of papers, bugger all.

Michael Monkhouse

10/09/15
7:41pm

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Even Stephen Hawking needs a day off. [Michael Monkhouse]

you might think that!

[anon]

13/12/15
8:56pm

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As you get older, achieving orgasm becomes more complex. [Michael Monkhouse]

Gulliver cums again