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"What do you mean go faster? I'm ninety f*cking seven you ungrateful hag."
12/04/21 7:36:41
Tina had just been run over by a car, but just when she thought her day couldn't get any worse..
12/04/21 7:12:07
''Where are you?''''Outside the Black Boy Hotel, Sarge.''''Don't try and be funny, Constable. Just call it the police station.''
05/04/21 11:17:11
There was no mention of this on the SunLife advert!?
04/04/21 19:36:52
And Weight Watchers slimmer of the year award goes to...
03/04/21 11:03:33
''I only bought the jumper three months ago and it's already too small for him. Kids grow up so quick these days.''
31/03/21 19:24:28
"I don't know about you, but this is the only place I feel safe from Covid""Yeah, me too"...*cough*
31/03/21 11:35:42
Just do itI can't Just press the bloody thingI know I should but I can't do itJust do itBut the vote will knock my caption off the top.
30/03/21 19:32:27
Nescafé Ghouled Blend
28/03/21 7:00:10
Eskimower
27/03/21 20:01:01
"Yep, that's definitely dog shit"
25/03/21 12:00:06
Wanted: Photographer. Part time hours. Must be flexible.
23/03/21 13:40:23
A pig and a poke.
12/03/21 12:30:28
"Dave, when I asked you to bring protection..."
12/03/21 12:00:19
"Take my word for it, Donald. It's just not worth buying cheap toilet roll"
10/03/21 12:15:55
Pop Art
08/03/21 20:00:08
"🎵 Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chamele...""Stop it."
06/03/21 20:00:44
It was Alvin's coke habit that caused the band to break up.
04/03/21 20:13:45
"Yes, he's my pet millipede, Martin. He goes everywhere with me."
04/03/21 12:00:10
"I hope you don't think I'm being rude, but who are you?"
02/03/21 12:04:17
Funding your child's University expenses can't start early enough.
27/02/21 20:08:30
Harry & Meghan's next baby.
27/02/21 20:00:11
"Who lives there?""A stuck up cow."
16/02/21 20:00:25
"Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...""Good Morning, Lockjaw Helpline, Trudy speaking, how may I help?"
16/02/21 8:16:15
They have been inseparable since they met on a package holiday.
07/02/21 12:12:20
"You tell him he was adopted."
06/02/21 20:09:49
I spent most of the 80's listening to The Wall.
06/02/21 18:33:44
The Tête Gallery
02/02/21 23:11:10
Bloody Royal Mail. You post something 65 million years in advance and it still arrives a month late.
25/01/21 12:59:28
Weatheredspoons
24/01/21 12:03:13
After the serious acting roles dried up Skippys decline into porn films was a sad sight.
22/01/21 8:03:28
I tried to get a semi up there once but my wife said no chance.
16/01/21 20:06:44
''Who are those f-cking wierdos?''''They're captioneers, Fester.''
15/01/21 20:23:27
The late ex President.
13/01/21 8:41:26
"Are you kidding me? NO! You can't have your boomerang back!"
09/01/21 8:00:13
"I told you not to lick my arse."
03/01/21 20:00:28
Diary of a Blimpy Kid
03/01/21 10:44:22
This takes me back to the old days before internet porn, when the centrespread in National Geographic would have to suffice.
17/12/20 20:34:15
"What was the sell by date on those eggs love?"
04/12/20 12:09:49
"She's a lazy bitch, smells of wee and drinks out the toilet. But she can just about keep up with me if she leans on the buggy", said Ted.
29/11/20 20:00:19
"Mind if I crash at your place?"
28/11/20 12:01:25
Hey, creatures! Leave them twigs alone!
22/11/20 21:15:00
Silence is golden
17/11/20 20:03:13
Removes plaque.
30/10/20 8:11:00
Game over
26/10/20 20:01:19
Mr Potato Dead
13/10/20 19:00:26
''I told you to move the car before they started painting the white lines.''
25/09/20 11:00:09
All this way just to get a f-cking Covid test...
24/09/20 7:29:37
"Just look at the state of you. Disgusting. I can't believe you got your nosed pierced"
16/09/20 19:06:11
''Goldilocks was found guilty of breaking and entering and was sent to a young offenders' institution.''''That was a wonderful story. I love a happy ending.''
13/09/20 7:18:06
When you try recreating Lady and the Tramp using a spaghetti hoop.
10/09/20 11:44:08
After finding another body, police believe they are now looking for a cereal killer.
09/09/20 19:01:25
The cat that got the scream
08/09/20 11:00:05
"Not gonna lie it was hard work getting up that waterfall"
05/09/20 13:06:04
fvhfvvteowjsikxk
02/09/20 7:27:17
Girth, Wind and Fire
01/09/20 19:00:11
Up next on 'Irresponsible Pet Owners', Sue enjoys a coffee in the Shard and gets her camera ready in preparation for Rex's first bungee jump...
01/09/20 11:00:50
You can't shoot every man I've ever slept with.Give me one reason why not.You don't have enough bullets.
16/08/20 19:20:00
"We are gathered here today to remember Reg and to take warning that in these days not everything left on the beach that is sausage-shaped is a sausage"
11/08/20 20:41:51
Police Sketch Artist 10000 BC
03/08/20 19:11:42
Table for two please.
31/07/20 13:48:12
It was so sad. He dumped her just before the wedding.
30/07/20 11:00:22
Is that a Rockweiler?
25/07/20 19:04:47
"Dammit- we should have checked before giving him a fixed cost for the Back, Sack and Crack."
24/07/20 7:15:44
"It was awful. They skinned me from my head tomatoes."
09/07/20 11:03:43
From this moment onwards Tina stopped playing on trampolines.
06/07/20 19:15:34
After losing a leg in the war, Rex had been decorated.
05/07/20 8:54:34
"You are offal, but I like you"
29/06/20 19:19:08
Shelf isolation
26/06/20 7:07:41
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galapagos
17/06/20 19:04:56
Some farts can't be forgiven.
16/06/20 19:09:20
"How long have you been engaged?"
15/06/20 19:00:14
Battle of the Bulge
11/06/20 19:01:22
Sister in lawn
10/06/20 19:15:41
After you hit 60, it's difficult to guide it in.
10/06/20 11:00:33
Maria Fallenova v Anna Trippedova
10/06/20 7:18:22
Life of Tweety Pi
04/06/20 11:00:07
The International Space Station is a lot more roomy than I thought it was.
03/06/20 11:05:33
Charlie hated caption time.
29/05/20 11:16:53
"Bloody weirdo. Did you feel him dressing us with his eyes?"
28/05/20 11:39:29
Yes, officer, the one who attacked me is number six in the lineup.
17/05/20 7:04:43
He does a lot of business.
15/05/20 11:37:32
Pulp Fiction
14/05/20 19:14:34
Full Metal Jackass
11/05/20 7:00:26
When the coffee shops eventually reopened Rex could only reminisce over his 6 daily walks.
09/05/20 13:04:36
"Hey, two metres!"
08/05/20 11:32:18
Virgin Mobile
08/05/20 7:14:31
A great place to take the family out.
07/05/20 19:00:11
I don't mind the fan dancing but I think it's a bit tasteless to bring that dead dog on stage.
06/05/20 7:49:11
One of Van Gogh's earlier paintings before he began to suffer from depression.
03/05/20 11:02:41
Lockdown, day 231.
01/05/20 7:04:09
🎵 "Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive"
29/04/20 19:00:05
"Oh no, not another f*cking Rolling Stones tour"
26/04/20 11:12:52
Somebody please get Himalaya of clothing.
25/04/20 19:04:23
"Have you noticed that there hasn't been a single car go through the safari park for a month or so?""Yeah it's weird, we can't even do any window shopping."
24/04/20 7:44:06
And she would have got away, if she hadn't picked the trolley with the wonky wheel.
23/04/20 7:40:43
"I want my chrysanthemum!"
22/04/20 11:07:44
Monty Python and the Holy Snail
20/04/20 11:00:47
''And, if you waste any more time on that f-cking caption site, I'll splatter your brains all over the wall.''
17/04/20 20:06:48
A Shot in the Park.
15/04/20 11:06:52
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