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Try not to call everyone Dave.
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Vivvy En Vote score: 10708Vivvy En

Try not to call everyone 'Dave'.

12/08/22 19:16:20

Just call them all 'Bruce'. --Willie Johnson
Tony S Vote score: 6130Tony S

For thems not smart enuff like what i is.

12/08/22 19:46:58

Tony S Vote score: 6130Tony S

I'm going to wait until they make the book into a film as all our meetings are on zoom.

12/08/22 19:40:12

Tony Edwards Vote score: 36448Tony Edwards

Don't judge a book by it's cover.

12/08/22 19:40:49

Your very clever. :^) --Crunchy Chords
Tony S Vote score: 6130Tony S

Gatecrash a government cabinet meeting.

12/08/22 19:35:06

Dave Bryan Vote score: 23567Dave Bryan

Always take your biscuit out of the tea before the end falls into the cup.

12/08/22 20:02:10

Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1425Charles Gilbert

Ah...

Donalds' first publication.

13/08/22 3:49:55

Willie Johnson Vote score: 3893Willie Johnson

Don't mistake a table for a chair.

12/08/22 20:48:26

Mr Dome  Vote score: 14753Mr Dome

'Pick a card, any card, look at it and put it back anywhere in the pack. I will now....'

12/08/22 21:47:59

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17726Dan Nicholls

Step 1. Hide this book in another book. One that looks very clevva.

12/08/22 21:05:51

Madeline Charlton Vote score: 305Madeline Charlton

The Magic Circle are so exclusive, you need a manual just to get in the front door!

12/08/22 19:11:36

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 6094Scrijjy Doo

Use big words like fiduciary as much as possible.

12/08/22 19:05:56

Al Overy Vote score: 14137Al Overy

1. Know your electricity reading off by heart - everyone likes a smart meeter these days.

12/08/22 19:00:33

I'm surprised my caption didn't get flagged for using the same idea. I didn't clock your caption when submitting mine otherwise I would have totally gone for a different theme. --Glyn Evans
Glad You Remember Vote score: 2534Glad You Remember

My next meeting is with a killer robot and murderous cat about the future of the human race, so I need all the help I can get.

13/08/22 13:23:44

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13864Neil Mackenzie

This is a dumb cover, four white people having a meeting, get that colouring pencil out and try a rainbow jersey.

12/08/22 20:37:34

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6849Crunchy Chords

*Furrowed brow, nodding slowly* "This book sounds... intriguing. Tell me more."

12/08/22 19:06:25

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 6094Scrijjy Doo

Avoid puns. They are the refuge of the feebleminded.

12/08/22 19:03:13

I had to vote for this caption, if only so people know it wasn't mine ;)  --James Lennox
Stephen Bean Vote score: 27034Stephen Bean

I need a book like this about caption writing.

12/08/22 19:00:14, edited: 12/08/22 19:02:50

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