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"Awww. What were her first words?"
"Independence for Scotland!"

21/11/22 20:00:14

“Not another one Boris!”

21/11/22 20:00:14

^^ NEW Noreal Anti-Aging Cream! ^^

"People say I look fifty years younger than what I am" - Sue from Brighton, 51.

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"Aww, she's got her grandad's hair"
"Yeah I better give it back before he realises it's missing"

22/11/22 6:38:45, edited: 22/11/22 6:41:13

"That's it, call the exorcist"

"Why Babe? She might just grow hair really quickly."

"I don't care about the hair. But the floating in the air and the second set of hands that she's grown under her armpits is freaking me out."

21/11/22 20:31:36

"That Jon Bon Jovi doesn't age, does he?"

21/11/22 20:00:15

Rab C Nesbitts daughter is the spitting image of her mammy Mary doll.

21/11/22 21:54:10

Suspect identified following Elton John robbery.

21/11/22 21:14:31

"Why did you call her Hedwig?"
"Because of her big, round eyes."

21/11/22 20:54:07

British gas latest advice for those on low income with children. If you can't afford to turn on your heating, give your child a wig.

21/11/22 20:21:23