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James Lennox Vote score: 13584James Lennox

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  "And the winner of the Who can get closest to a helicopter without dying competition is..."

18/06/22 7:00:31

Cheers for the congrats, guys. I think I was lucky to pip Tony's one, so I'm very glad he got a 2nd place prize. A big cheer out to the caption.me contributors who have made this extra prize possible. And, as always, many thanks to Chris for the... --James Lennox
Dave Bryan Vote score: 25410Dave Bryan

''I don't think you're going to make it as a haidresser, Dave, but I do have a guy here from the village who needs his cottage thatching.''

18/06/22 7:25:21

Vivvy En Vote score: 11207Vivvy En

Haircutting: In Three Easy Steps

18/06/22 7:13:24

Vivvy En Vote score: 11207Vivvy En

He likes to be photographed from his good side.

18/06/22 7:49:14

Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2996Karen Oakenfull

“On the bright side though Terry, you only lost the one ear.”

18/06/22 7:17:40

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 14143Neil Mackenzie

What happened Dave?
The basin kept slipping.

18/06/22 20:55:24

Al Overy Vote score: 15258Al Overy

Vincent had been desperate to make headlines.

18/06/22 9:08:22

Stephen Bean Vote score: 29568Stephen Bean

"You did say you wanted a strim didn't you sir?"

18/06/22 7:14:45

Stephen Bean Vote score: 29568Stephen Bean

A lot of people tried to cut their own hair during lockdown.

18/06/22 7:03:55

And it often ended in tiers. --Tony S
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 11151Hercules Rockefeller

"No, mate, you can totally tell that it's a toupee."

18/06/22 7:02:14

Stephen Bean Vote score: 29568Stephen Bean

Shorn the Shepherd

18/06/22 7:01:25

Al Overy Vote score: 15258Al Overy

"So, you say your ex-girlfriend attacked you with a Flymo, Sir. Do you have any evidence?"

18/06/22 7:00:11

Madeline Charlton Vote score: 312Madeline Charlton

James was a man of many layers and some of them weren't that pretty!

18/06/22 8:35:43

Ian Skelding Vote score: 30644Ian Skelding

“Sorry Rob, still not as bad as Gareth Bale’s.”

18/06/22 7:15:31

Al Overy Vote score: 15258Al Overy

Superscythe Me

18/06/22 7:04:11

stoneface1 Vote score: 1854stoneface1

he couldn't make up his mind on what hair cut to get, so Dave decided to mullet over.

18/06/22 7:02:53

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