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James Lennox Vote score: 12568James Lennox

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  "And the winner of the Who can get closest to a helicopter without dying competition is..."

18/06/22 7:00:31

Cheers for the congrats, guys. I think I was lucky to pip Tony's one, so I'm very glad he got a 2nd place prize. A big cheer out to the caption.me contributors who have made this extra prize possible. And, as always, many thanks to Chris for the... --James Lennox
Dave Bryan Vote score: 23564Dave Bryan

''I don't think you're going to make it as a haidresser, Dave, but I do have a guy here from the village who needs his cottage thatching.''

18/06/22 7:25:21

Vivvy En Vote score: 10708Vivvy En

Haircutting: In Three Easy Steps

18/06/22 7:13:24

Vivvy En Vote score: 10708Vivvy En

He likes to be photographed from his good side.

18/06/22 7:49:14

Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2773Karen Oakenfull

“On the bright side though Terry, you only lost the one ear.”

18/06/22 7:17:40

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13864Neil Mackenzie

What happened Dave?
The basin kept slipping.

18/06/22 20:55:24

Al Overy Vote score: 14131Al Overy

Vincent had been desperate to make headlines.

18/06/22 9:08:22

Stephen Bean Vote score: 27024Stephen Bean

"You did say you wanted a strim didn't you sir?"

18/06/22 7:14:45

Stephen Bean Vote score: 27024Stephen Bean

A lot of people tried to cut their own hair during lockdown.

18/06/22 7:03:55

And it often ended in tiers. --Tony S
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 10613Hercules Rockefeller

"No, mate, you can totally tell that it's a toupee."

18/06/22 7:02:14

Stephen Bean Vote score: 27024Stephen Bean

Shorn the Shepherd

18/06/22 7:01:25

Al Overy Vote score: 14131Al Overy

"So, you say your ex-girlfriend attacked you with a Flymo, Sir. Do you have any evidence?"

18/06/22 7:00:11

Madeline Charlton Vote score: 305Madeline Charlton

James was a man of many layers and some of them weren't that pretty!

18/06/22 8:35:43

Ian Skelding Vote score: 29473Ian Skelding

“Sorry Rob, still not as bad as Gareth Bale’s.”

18/06/22 7:15:31

Al Overy Vote score: 14131Al Overy

Superscythe Me

18/06/22 7:04:11

stoneface1 Vote score: 1689stoneface1

he couldn't make up his mind on what hair cut to get, so Dave decided to mullet over.

18/06/22 7:02:53

Tony Edwards Vote score: 36448Tony Edwards

Even Edward Scissorhands can have an off day.

18/06/22 9:58:09

Dave E Vote score: 710Dave E

Get rid of that beard, Dave, it makes you look stupid.

18/06/22 8:53:36

Chris Keegan Vote score: 12573Chris Keegan

Mark Thatcher?

18/06/22 8:18:56

alexandra ball Vote score: 1999alexandra ball

Love really is blind as Dave plays guinea pig to his trainee hairdresser girlfriend.

18/06/22 8:12:10

stoneface1 Vote score: 1689stoneface1

"So Dave! How did you get on learning to fly that new drone of yours?"

18/06/22 7:14:58

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 10613Hercules Rockefeller

The Joe Rogaine Experience

18/06/22 7:11:08

Dave Bryan Vote score: 23564Dave Bryan

''What happened, Dave?''

''I got that trainee again at the hairdressers.''

18/06/22 7:02:01

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