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"Now, kids, what happens if we don't look both ways before we cross?"

"KAPOW! SPLAT!"

13/02/22 12:08:22

Ah, the good old days, when you could dress up in Spandex and hang around little kids without getting added to the sex offenders registry.

13/02/22 12:26:20

"I thought we were going for a ride in the Batmobile?"

"We were until someone nicked it. Why do you live in Glasgow? F*ck sake, I thought Gotham was bad."

13/02/22 12:00:49

"If I had known I had this many kids I would never had joined fathers for justice."

13/02/22 12:15:59

"Hey Batman, why are you waiting for a bus?"

"Some Joker put a wheel clamp on my car."

13/02/22 12:00:12

"...but we don't want to cross the road, weirdo."

13/02/22 15:29:43

"The other day I helped a guy called Tom. An actor, about your size. Now they call me the caped Cruise aider."

13/02/22 16:03:30

"Quick! Here comes the Green Cross Code Man...Am on his turf."

13/02/22 12:46:49

"Patience......young-citizens."

13/02/22 12:22:18

"Ok kids, look left, look right, all clear, now we can cross..."

"Oh, try not to step on the dead Penguin."

13/02/22 12:02:23

"My Dad told me that Covid likely originated in Bats and then passed to man."

"So?"

"So...What do you bloody well have to say for yourself?"

13/02/22 12:00:21