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lol

F-cking typical. NOW she's in the mood.

01/02/22 8:35:06

Titanic 2: The Reunion

01/02/22 8:02:45

lol

The irony was, he couldn't get a boner.

01/02/22 8:05:44

clever

There are no winners in strip poker.

01/02/22 10:19:20

"So Dave, is dating a cannibal what you expected?"

01/02/22 8:00:13

''Did the earth move for you, darling?''

''It did when you dragged me out of the grave.''

01/02/22 8:23:17

Dave felt a bit out of place in the living room.

01/02/22 8:50:24

"Honestly, it's ok, we can still be friends. Does He-Man know you're gay?"

01/02/22 8:20:20

"Let's go skinny dipping you said. There's no piranhas in this river you said.."

01/02/22 8:23:11

Having sex with Tina twelve times a day was beginning to take it's toll on Dave.

01/02/22 8:15:15

He wanted to go all the way but didn't have the guts...

01/02/22 8:05:09

She knew exactly what he was thinking - she could see right through him

01/02/22 9:17:15

Shag and bone man

01/02/22 8:07:41

You make the first move.
No you make the first move.
No you.
Alas, it never happened.

01/02/22 10:34:01

The sad truth is that she bored him to death.

01/02/22 10:31:11

She was really looking forward to jumping his bones but she needed him to make the first move

01/02/22 8:22:24

I was devastated when I heard my girlfriend was still seeing her ex Ray.

01/02/22 8:09:31

Get a tomb!

01/02/22 8:07:28

She is seeing a real nobody at the moment.

01/02/22 8:04:37