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The plight of the bumblebee
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Vivvy En Vote score: 9800Vivvy En

The plight of the bumblebee

25/01/22 8:00:50

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17900Vanessa the Guesser

"I've never seen such hairy legs."

"Leave them alone, the ladies are doing a grand job."

25/01/22 8:17:35

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8806C CaMel

“Just heard the news, do we get another bank holiday?”
‘Wrong queen.’

25/01/22 8:10:31

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1239stoneface1

Apparently, he was just enjoying an ice cream in the park, when a small child bit him."

25/01/22 8:06:56

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

Holbee City.

25/01/22 8:20:35

 
stoneface1 Vote score: 1239stoneface1

"Get him straight to the waspital."

25/01/22 8:02:58

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 7826Greg Curtis

Bee-ceased

25/01/22 11:58:34

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8806C CaMel

“Do you know which pills he took?”
‘No but he was absolutely buzzing.’

25/01/22 8:30:30

 
Tony S Vote score: 5119Tony S

We lost the Universiry spelling bee contest when it turned out the other University were a load of swats.

25/01/22 8:01:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23893Stephen Bean

"What's wrong with him?"

"Too much amber nectar."

25/01/22 8:01:08

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Ambulance 1046, this is the control room. Get over to Parliament. We've had a call saying a giant bee has stung Boris Johnson."

"Control room, this is ambulance 1046. Boris has been stung on his bollocks, he looks incredibly sick, he's offending everyone and he's making no sense."

"Ok glad he's feeling normal. Bring in the bee so we can all thank it for stinging his bollocks."

25/01/22 8:45:32

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9948Hercules Rockefeller

"Please, no needles. They scare me."

25/01/22 8:21:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21433Dave Bryan

''What blood group is he?''

''Bee positive.''

25/01/22 8:11:01

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12584Al Overy

Things were getting out of hand at the workers' party.

25/01/22 8:00:54

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12584Al Overy

Barry the Wrestling Bee was doing great until his opponent brought out the DDT.

25/01/22 8:00:40

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12584Al Overy

"Quick, he's about to be sick!"

"Well don't just stand there! Grab some empty jars and we'll make five quid a pot down the market!"

25/01/22 10:55:00

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13236Neil Mackenzie

Agnes why we going to the morgue I can hear a faint buzzing?
That will stop when we put the stretcher down Mildred.
How can you be so sure.
Because it’s my love eggs and I’ll turn them off once I’ve got a hand free.

25/01/22 8:32:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23893Stephen Bean

"Don't get too close. He has TBee."

25/01/22 8:27:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21433Dave Bryan

''One of the worker bees is seriously ill.''

''Take him to the labour ward.''

25/01/22 8:07:37

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9839Glyn Evans

Buzzkill

25/01/22 8:06:34

 
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