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That meat looks a bit dicey.

17/10/22 7:03:39

creative clever

Dave liked to have his Cholestrol checked regularly.

17/10/22 9:26:23

creative clever

Fast Food (I Think The Record's 1.26 Seconds)
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To play with your food
I was told's always rude,
So I ate just a couple of layers.
The rest that was left
Could be used, so I guessed,
As a game for a couple of players.
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And no, a CUBIC meal's NOT a square meal...

17/10/22 7:00:59

"What makes you think the chef has OCD?"

17/10/22 8:37:05

Cuber Eats

17/10/22 17:48:54

Square Meal.

17/10/22 15:29:08

Somewhere there's a very lonely piece of pineapple skewered by a toothpick.

17/10/22 7:08:55

"It's a bit too gamey for me"

17/10/22 13:22:26

When you cut the meat and cheese for three sandwiches but find there’s only two slices of bread left.

17/10/22 9:48:48

German Jenga

17/10/22 9:22:28

"Ernö, stop playing with your food!"

17/10/22 8:46:40

Reuben's Cube

17/10/22 12:59:52

Resistance is futile, you will eat me.

17/10/22 9:18:15, edited: 17/10/22 13:30:28

I went into a local restaurant and ordered a Picasso breakfast.

17/10/22 7:57:06

Don't eat it or you may die.

17/10/22 7:46:41

''Would you like anything else?''

''A roll.''

17/10/22 7:27:17, edited: 17/10/22 8:11:10

Passed it’s cell by date.

17/10/22 7:12:05