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Stephen Bean Vote score: 28715Stephen Bean

Merde to measure

17/12/21 13:16:16

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 19248Vanessa the Guesser

I'm not giving you my waste measurements.

17/12/21 12:07:23

Tony S Vote score: 6654Tony S

"How do you know the sizes?"
"I'm keeping a log."

17/12/21 12:16:53

Al Overy Vote score: 14718Al Overy

"Oh, cut the crap!"

17/12/21 12:01:20

Molly R Vote score: 3872Molly R

It helps to have a tape worm.

17/12/21 12:00:58

The Wolf Vote score: 17269The Wolf

My poo that day was 3 inches in diameter and 6.5 inches long so there wasn’t much in it. But it was still a nightmare trying to push it back in.

17/12/21 12:07:46

Al Overy Vote score: 14718Al Overy

A bad workman blames his stools.

17/12/21 12:00:37

alexandra ball Vote score: 2083alexandra ball

Tape measures available at reception.

17/12/21 15:55:38

Why would anyone want to measure tape? --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 17269The Wolf

"Hello, Dave Plumbing Services, how may I help?"

"Hi Dave, some idiot has ignored our sign and blocked the toilet. Can you fix it?"

"Oh I don't know, sounds like a big job."

17/12/21 12:20:10

Tony S Vote score: 6654Tony S

My wife got sacked for enforcing this wrong because I have been telling her how big 6 inches is for years.

17/12/21 12:19:36

Ian Skelding Vote score: 30285Ian Skelding

"No big shits allowed? that rules out Piers Morgan then."

17/12/21 12:12:07

The Wolf Vote score: 17269The Wolf

"No problem", said Craig after having 8 pints of Carlsberg and a Lamb Rogan Josh.

17/12/21 12:06:35

Vivvy En Vote score: 11048Vivvy En

PS: For your convenience, please find a knife under the sink.

17/12/21 12:00:47

Mark Wilson Vote score: 4848Mark Wilson

Bog Standards

17/12/21 20:26:36

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13999Neil Mackenzie

Paddy didn’t know half inches. He did know turds.

17/12/21 17:15:26

Glad You Remember Vote score: 2559Glad You Remember

Hmm. A little off-putting, but I will carry on under turd.

17/12/21 13:30:21

Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 6694Scrijjy Doo

The best you can hope for is a Straight Flush.

17/12/21 13:11:30

Dot Old Vote score: 2075Dot Old

"Are you taking the piss?"

17/12/21 12:36:52

Greg Curtis Vote score: 8190Greg Curtis

"So...I'll flush my tampon."

17/12/21 12:20:10

Stephen Bean Vote score: 28715Stephen Bean

Those measurements certainly aren't bog standard.

17/12/21 12:15:29

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 19248Vanessa the Guesser

Turd world problems.

17/12/21 12:00:57

Al Overy Vote score: 14718Al Overy

"What is this? Some kind of Dictatorshit?"

17/12/21 12:00:53

Al Overy Vote score: 14718Al Overy

Well, that's a bit anal.

17/12/21 12:00:09

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