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"On the plus side, my hemorrhoids are gone."
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James Lennox Vote score: 14188James Lennox

"On the plus side, my hemorrhoids are gone."

12/03/22 12:00:56
 
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 26758Dave Bryan

''Perhaps it's time I installed a bidet.''

12/03/22 12:01:44
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But how would Ed use the taps?  --Glyn Evans
Chris Keegan Vote score: 13866Chris Keegan

Using the condom machine transpired to be a total waste of money.

12/03/22 14:08:34
 
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Vanessa the Guesser Vote score: 19874Vanessa the Guesser

So that's why he and his wife just decided to shit in the bed.

12/03/22 12:00:28
 
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 26758Dave Bryan

''Do you get it now? That's why scissors beats paper.''

12/03/22 12:15:57
 
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 31206Stephen Bean

When you said you needed a slash...

12/03/22 12:15:14
 
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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 14382Neil Mackenzie

The worst thing was he isn’t even Jewish.

12/03/22 19:05:51
 
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 31206Stephen Bean

Cock, paper, scissors

12/03/22 12:23:17
 
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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 18171Dan Nicholls

Ed would scissor glands

12/03/22 12:57:48
 
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Mark England Vote score: 20839Mark England

You should have seen what happened to the poor Andrex puppy!

12/03/22 12:10:12
 
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Al Overy Vote score: 16023Al Overy

Things then went from bad to worse when Edward tried to 'just shake the drips off'.

12/03/22 12:02:50
 
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 31206Stephen Bean

Life is hard when you can't have a wank.

12/03/22 12:01:11
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alexandra ball Vote score: 2208alexandra ball

Oh shit!

12/03/22 12:00:20
 
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