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James Lennox Vote score: 11525James Lennox

"On the plus side, my hemorrhoids are gone."

12/03/22 12:00:56

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21418Dave Bryan

''Perhaps it's time I installed a bidet.''

12/03/22 12:01:44

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But how would Ed use the taps?  --Glyn Evans
Chris Keegan Vote score: 12051Chris Keegan

Using the condom machine transpired to be a total waste of money.

12/03/22 14:08:34

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17897Vanessa the Guesser

So that's why he and his wife just decided to shit in the bed.

12/03/22 12:00:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 21418Dave Bryan

''Do you get it now? That's why scissors beats paper.''

12/03/22 12:15:57

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23878Stephen Bean

When you said you needed a slash...

12/03/22 12:15:14

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13233Neil Mackenzie

The worst thing was he isn’t even Jewish.

12/03/22 19:05:51

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23878Stephen Bean

Cock, paper, scissors

12/03/22 12:23:17

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17345Dan Nicholls

Ed would scissor glands

12/03/22 12:57:48

 
Mark England Vote score: 19838Mark England

You should have seen what happened to the poor Andrex puppy!

12/03/22 12:10:12

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12544Al Overy

Things then went from bad to worse when Edward tried to 'just shake the drips off'.

12/03/22 12:02:50

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23878Stephen Bean

Life is hard when you can't have a wank.

12/03/22 12:01:11

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alexandra ball Vote score: 1867alexandra ball

Oh shit!

12/03/22 12:00:20

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17345Dan Nicholls

Short cack and sides.

12/03/22 12:59:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 35751Tony Edwards

It serves him right for being so cack-handed.

12/03/22 12:49:14

 
Tony S Vote score: 5107Tony S

"Well tell Elvis Presley to go get another hamburger and I shall be out in a minute "

12/03/22 12:12:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 12051Chris Keegan

Dave cut himself to shreds but he's Cured now.

12/03/22 12:09:16

 
Molly R Vote score: 3581Molly R

"Now Wash Your Hands Please - they must be joking."

12/03/22 12:02:28

 
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