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"Honey, there's a problem with Rex's new glass eye."

"Really? Don't tell me they got the colour wrong..."

08/05/22 13:53:13

clever

"Fetch the dog, there's a good ball."

08/05/22 14:01:49

"Dave, I think it's about time you took poor Rover to the vet to have that tick removed."

08/05/22 12:29:59

Neptune and Canis Minor. Not-to-scale.

08/05/22 14:18:31

Spot, the ball

08/05/22 12:06:12

If Papa Smurf had one vice, it was mooning.

08/05/22 12:49:32

"More confiscated contraband from D Block, I've no idea how they managed to fit the dog inside the Kinder Egg Surprise toy capsule"

08/05/22 12:04:13

clever

Violet Beauregarde ended up failing GCSE photography.

08/05/22 13:12:12

Dad calls the dog Penis, cos he's cockeyed and doesn't come when he wants him to.

08/05/22 16:29:04

He was only a tiny puppy
certainly not very tall
my dad kicked the ball as hard as he could
and squidged Rex against the wall.

08/05/22 16:24:46

Poor thing hasn't been laid in years.
Maybe he should try captioning.

08/05/22 13:55:16

He's just a puppy he'll grow into it.

08/05/22 13:07:10

"Can you see my dog?"
" No I've been snookered."

08/05/22 12:19:33