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16/12/22 12:05:58
...and therefore we cannot accept your passport photo.
16/12/22 12:01:51
Cereal abuser.
16/12/22 12:01:40
The Incredible Husk
16/12/22 12:00:07
Never have an affair with a Greengrocer's wife.
16/12/22 12:15:03
"Dave, you look a-maize-ing."
16/12/22 12:00:53
"Hi Dave. I was starting to think you wasn't in. Is this a bad time?"
16/12/22 12:25:55
"What the shuck."
16/12/22 12:13:18
Dave felt a little self-concious as he wore his contact lenses for the first time.
16/12/22 12:06:52
"I'm just not convinced we need a side-kick for the Green Giant."
16/12/22 12:00:25
"So how is Phil taking the divorce?"
16/12/22 12:00:17, edited: 16/12/22 12:01:34
My son's just joined the army. They said he has all the makings of becoming a kernel..
16/12/22 12:50:44, edited: 16/12/22 12:51:59
"I would just use canned next time"
16/12/22 12:41:33
"I absolutely love your corn rows"
16/12/22 12:38:16, edited: 16/12/22 12:40:44
Thank you for interviewing for the position of Undertaker, unfortunately...
16/12/22 12:19:59
“The men are ready for inspection Kernel.”
16/12/22 12:07:38
Don't talk to him he's got a right cob on.
16/12/22 12:02:03
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