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The dad arrested for taking his child out on an electric scooter was later released with no charge.
21/01/22 20:27:46
“Very environmentally friendly.”“You’re bloody joking, have you any idea how much methane she produces.”
21/01/22 20:11:29
She'll soon be fast asleep.
21/01/22 20:26:59
Babies and Homeless People 2022 Calendar - January.
21/01/22 21:12:57
Mick knew that he could get enough speed up the ramp to make the seven foot jump onto the volkswagon roof and would easily glide down the bonnet onto the plank that led across the river and end up in the concrete basin.He new little william would hold on tight and possibly scream all the way. What he wasn't sure of, was if he had packed enough nappies and a change of clothes just in case things went wrong.
21/01/22 20:24:51
She was already on the scooter when I picked it up.
21/01/22 22:37:25
''Follow that pram!''
21/01/22 20:03:58
Looking after a child and escaping quickly from your latest burglary can be a balancing act.
21/01/22 20:00:17
Dave had sold his diesel car and gone electric. He just wished he’d kept the child seat.
22/01/22 6:37:57
"You'll have to wait for me to stop before I can challenge you to rock, paper, scissors..."
21/01/22 20:28:28
"Daddy, a man on a skateboard is going to land on top of us!"
21/01/22 20:06:43
The Fast and the Curious
22/01/22 1:54:52
Being a single dad with a D.U.I. is challenging.
22/01/22 1:09:55
She was raised single handedly
21/01/22 23:29:34
..and all the captioneers hoped they'd crèche.
21/01/22 21:42:06
"I managed to sell the others just this one left.""2 out of 3 ain't bad but we can't afford to feed it now we have no more meatloaf so just drop it off and get out of there like a bat out of hell.""Hey baby you know I love you and would do anything for love but I won't do that."
21/01/22 20:52:36
"What's that vile smell?""It's the old people in deckchairs."
21/01/22 20:31:56
"To the soft play, Carruthers!"
21/01/22 20:00:49
